#yourenotfunny

[bluecanarymade]

“Back to the grind this morning? ...See what I did there, Moostache?” ... ... ... Cue: pointed eye roll, continued silence... Ob chuckles... * * * #morningcommute #wheresmycoffee #baristajokes #yourenotfunny #youloveitdontlie #millenimals #crochet #amigurumi #moostache #obsquirrel #sfbart #notamorningperson #myfriendsareassholes😂 Created by @bluecanarymade (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrN2itTlbe8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wyq8scnaxg6j

[dbasherkop]

This could mean a multitude of things: - The Oscars are live from inside Mike Huckabee - celebrities "spew ignorant political venom" from their assholes and so does Mike Huckabee - his doctor is an Academy Award winner - he gets colonoscopies at the Dolby Theater #moron #talkaboutignorant #yourenotfunny #pleasedontevertryagain #werealldumberforhavingreadthat #maygodhavemercyonyoursoul

[morgnerd]

DEATH TO POLITE LAUGHS

[summeraustin]

I forgot I was a basic bitch with no creativity oops #vine #funny #comedy #nomakeup #yourenotfunny #whitegirl #basicbitch

[crazybublyyouknowyouloveme-blog]

Dad:He has a problem with his diet. Me: who? Dad: * points to tv* the one in the middle. Me:.... thats a skelton

[feral-succubus]

👸🏾👱🏻💕 I love you boo boo #eventhoughyouthinkyourefunny #yourenotfunny

[h-hallxcination]

Sorry no. I don't need a fucking stranger making a snarky weight comment about the fact I bought diet coke thank you.

[h-hallxcination]

Sorry no. I don't need a fucking stranger making a snarky weight comment about the fact I bought diet coke thank you.