Apr 10
top 5 things to do with #yourpenis. go
in order of the first thing I would do to the last thing I would do
1) helicopter, first standing up and then laying on my back
2) hold it while i pee standin up and put a pingpong ball in the toilet and try hit it with my piss canon (#mypenis)
3) get hard and take some pictures with it wearing a lil hat. maybe some without wearing a hat too and make it my wallpaper
4) attempt to suck my own dick and if unsuccessful see if I can use my feet to jack off
5) probably have sex w someone see what that is like. gender is no preference just need hole. do i also get a prostate in this scenario? that would impact my ranking of things I would do dramatically
