#yourseweragemovingkitchen

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The beginning with @skaven-shenanigans

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Shakk narrowed her eyes at the seer when he immediately noticed her being a she-rat. How would he know that, as a previous eshin rat she got her gland removed far ago. Maybe the extra eyes do have the strange ability to look through. But doesn't matter cuz the deal is here in front of her, the smile back on her wide and bright as she turned to think about the benefit she could possibly get.

"Yes-yes, not at all, as long as the slave-thing is not getting into the way when cook is working." The blade on her tail is swinging closely above the ground, almost harvesting a handful mushrooms for ingredients. "Or this piece of meat will turn into the side dish for today." She chucked, scanned the scribe-rat in a butcher's manner.

"But before that, for such special client-master, what dish-meal would seer-lord like to have? Any special preference-favor?" She took a step back to the cart along with her. Luckily, she had plenty stovk with her this time, as she had just taken them from the man-thing's village.

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Encounter with @deathmastersnikch 💀

The stone dropped on the ground sparked with green light. Croque frowned as the rotten dim air messed up the pleasant smell of food, tail stopped in shock.

"How long have you been-been there?" She couldn't tell if there was a slight relief when she got dragged away, which ended this pain of praising the seer and dealing with their unpredictable temper. Although nothing can be more unpredictable than deathmaster himself, "Here to exam-check this dead-meat? Pakiit will deliver what you want-ask." She gasped as the tail tightened around her neck.

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@runningskaven Fleer comes in very excitedly, she has much food to share. Behind her lumbers a rat oger carrying a freshly killed boat. "Do go, yes yes? Much much meat to eat!"

She turns on a bright smile, "Yes-yes, always welcomed!" Shakk checked the boar, the blood is still warm, which is really fresh meat for a meal.

"What do you-you want to try-have?" She takes out the axe and is about to dissect this animal. "Shakk hear-know man-thing make pasta-noodle with this, and the left-remain meat for sausage, good-good?"

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@alteia-underground

“Me me again.” She knock at the entrance to unknown territory.

"Last time seems like the owner don't want to see-have a friendly guest." She whispers to herself, "let me need-have to find-seek somewhere else as a temporary shelter."

“This makes me curious to find-figure out.”

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"Warpwine. Can you brew it or not?"

"warp...warpwine?" she shocks by the sudden arriving, "I can brew-brew the wine, but I am not sure-sure what warpwine means..." she hesitate to confess her ignorance, but fear more to lie, "Salty only know-heard skavenbrew, made from warpstone and various blood, can this fit with you-you expectation? no-no rat blood this time."

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@runningskaven Fleer has dead orc! How cook?

“That's rare meat Salty deal with.”She drags that dead corpse to a flat place. "Need need big axe to chop-cut down the meat from the bones." "step-move back or get hurt hurt."

She chops down a big piece of meat and throws onto the chopping board. "Green thing meat is tough, but good to roast with mushroom and these herbs." After cut into bits, together with mushroom and herb, strung with branches, "just like stabbing those idiot meat." she hands over some branches, "Does Fleer want to help-help?"

"After this is easy easy, just roast-cook it over fire."

[skaven-shenanigans]

Oops!

All mushrooms!

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I'm way too boring and writing stories seems to be one of the very few choices i have on hand

So here is some story about the almost forgetten poor cook

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