#youwontbelieve

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The internet has ruined the world!

I mean, not really though.

Click this link and your jaw will drop!

Not actually though.

Funniest video ever!

Well, probably not.

The hyperbolization (yes, it’s a word, deal with it) of language is probably not solely due to the internet.  But, having grown up during the revolution of the world wide web, I’m going to go ahead and blame it on that.  

Much like global warming (or not, you know, depending on your view point), things have been escalating and will soon reach a point of no return.  One day something amazing will happen, and we will simply have no word to describe it. So we will throw adjectives at it but people will just roll their eyes, mutter “click bait,” and move on.  

It’s like we’re giving every worthless peice of nothing a participation award.  There are no winners when everyone is a winner!

I’ll tell you what, if I saw a link that said “it’s not insanely surprising what happens at the end, but it might make you chuckle,” I’d be more likely to click it than “ZOMG! You’ll never believe what happens next!!!!!!!!!”  It may also keep from triggering my hulk rage.  Because ridiculous internet hyperbole gets me furious and I’M GOING TO THROW THIS COMPUTER THROUGH A WINDOW!

Not really, though.