PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES. FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE. TAG PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME.
Tagged by @yozakxra [(as part of “You lot”)]
Tagging: How about... @luxenwarrior [Sorry to turn this back around on you, but I know nothing about Bravely Default and Bravele Second aside from what I’ve seen on your blog, and I’m extremely curious! =D], @bluemoonlove1999, @nyanzaya, and whoever else wants to give this a go. This is your open invitation, if you needed one.
▌What is your name?
Mikage
▌What is your real name?
Sharaku Mikage. Want me to spell it out for ya? 写, as in “Sha”, 楽, as in the pottery “Raku”. Then for my given name, there’s 美, or “Mi”, because my parents couldn’t use the familial “first character Ei” naming tactic they did with my brothers Eiichirou and Eijirou, and finally 影, “kage”, which if you don’t know that’s “shadow”, I’ll punch you, but the on-yomi reading is, you guessed it, “ei”. Amazing. I know.
▌Do you know why you were called that?
Holy shit, I JUST explained it.
▌Are you single or taken?
Why; who’s asking? More importantly, who cares?
▌Have any abilities or powers?
I’ve got quite the astute learning ability for kinestetics. Also I kick ass, world class. And not to brag, but boy, do I have unflappable patience.
▌Stop being a mary sue/gary stu
Stop making me want to knock you into the sun.
▌What’s your eye color?
Brown
▌How about your hair color?
Also brown
▌Have you any family members?
*groans for 17 years*
▌Oh? What about pets?
Too busy for pets
▌That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don’t like.
Stupid questions. Yes, there IS such a thing.
▌Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?
Martial arts. They’re a job, an activity, and a hobby!
▌Ever hurt anyone before?
Plenty of times. Some through training, but most of them that weren’t students of mine deserved it
▌Ever… killed anyone before?
Nah. I pride myself on control
▌What kind of animal are you?
Quite obviously human
▌Name some of your worst habits.
Taking on responsibilities myself and sometimes losing my temper. And not using Keigo as much as I should, I guess
▌Do you look up to anyone at all?
Sure, lots of people
▌Gay, straight, or bisexual?
Keep your nose where it belongs before I break it
▌Do you go to school?
I mean, technically
▌Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
...let’s just say I’d rather focus on the here and now
▌Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?
Haven’t got a clue, but there’s over 200 followers on my blog, so that’s something
▌What are you most afraid of?
WHY would I reveal that to anyone.
▌What do you usually wear?
Training clothes and my gi, long as it‘s not too hot for the gi. Don’t worry, I wash ‘em frequently enough...
▌Do you love someone?
Not anymore
▌When was the last time you wet yourself?
Why is this a question you would think this is okay to ask someone?
▌What class are you?
Black belt
▌How many friends do you have?
Four, maybe...? There’s Izaya, Ran, um... Mairu and Kururi, I guess, but Mairu’s a student... do students count? If so, Akane-chan... yeah, I don’t get out much
▌What are your thoughts on pie?
Good in small doses, probably better for you than cake, but I’m no nutritionist
▌Favorite drink?
Water
▌What’s your favorite place?
YES, this is going to sound cliche, but Rakuei Gym
▌Are you into someone~?
See also: no
▌What’s your bra cup/size and/or how big is your willy?
SHUT UP
▌Would you rather swim in the lake or in the ocean?
Ocean
▌What’s your type?
How about you guess.
▌Any fetishes?
Again, not something you should ask. I think I can take a crack at what yours are...
▌Seme or uke? Top or bottom? Dominant or submissive?
I think your fetish, Interviewer-san, is catching people off guard by asking creepy and intrusive questions
▌Camping or indoors?
Hell, I’d try camping if I could
▌Are you wanting the quiz to end?
So this is a quiz now. Questions are too subjective. What’s your grading criteria? What’s the consequence for the score? In other words, why should I care? Come ON, Interviewer-san, teaching is what I DO, and you have given me NO incentive to do well or try to succeed. Poor form. I give you a failing mark, which, incidentally, is whatever bruise will come about from a boot to the face.











