PICK ONE OF YOUR MUSES.⨠FILL IN THE QUESTIONS/STATEMENTS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.⨠TAG PEOPLE TO DO THIS MEME.
Tagged by @yozakxraâ [(as part of âYou lotâ)]
Tagging: How about... @luxenwarrior [Sorry to turn this back around on you, but I know nothing about Bravely Default and Bravele Second aside from what Iâve seen on your blog, and Iâm extremely curious! =D], @bluemoonlove1999, @nyanzaya, and whoever else wants to give this a go. This is your open invitation, if you needed one.
âWhat is your real name?
Sharaku Mikage. Want me to spell it out for ya? ĺ, as in âShaâ, 漽, as in the pottery âRakuâ. Then for my given name, thereâs çž, or âMiâ, because my parents couldnât use the familial âfirst character Eiâ naming tactic they did with my brothers Eiichirou and Eijirou, and finally 役, âkageâ, which if you donât know thatâs âshadowâ, Iâll punch you, but the on-yomi reading is, you guessed it, âeiâ. Amazing. I know.
âDo you know why you were called that?
Holy shit, I JUST explained it.
âAre you single or taken?
Why; whoâs asking? More importantly, who cares?
âHave any abilities or powers?â¨
Iâve got quite the astute learning ability for kinestetics. Also I kick ass, world class. And not to brag, but boy, do I have unflappable patience.
âStop being a mary sue/gary stu
Stop making me want to knock you into the sun.
âWhatâs your eye color?
âHow about your hair color?
âHave you any family members?â¨
âThatâs cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you donât like.
Stupid questions. Yes, there IS such a thing.
âDo you have any hobbies/activities you like to do?
Martial arts. Theyâre a job, an activity, and a hobby!
âEver hurt anyone before?â¨
Plenty of times. Some through training, but most of them that werenât students of mine deserved it
âEver⌠killed anyone before?
Nah. I pride myself on control
âWhat kind of animal are you?
âName some of your worst habits.â¨
Taking on responsibilities myself and sometimes losing my temper. And not using Keigo as much as I should, I guess
âDo you look up to anyone at all?
âGay, straight, or bisexual?
Keep your nose where it belongs before I break it
âDo you ever want to marry and have kids one day?â¨
...letâs just say Iâd rather focus on the here and now
âDo you have any fanboys/fangirls?
Havenât got a clue, but thereâs over 200 followers on my blog, so thatâs something
âWhat are you most afraid of?
WHY would I reveal that to anyone.
âWhat do you usually wear?â¨
Training clothes and my gi, long as itâs not too hot for the gi. Donât worry, I wash âem frequently enough...
âWhen was the last time you wet yourself?
Why is this a question you would think this is okay to ask someone?
âWhat class are you?â¨
âHow many friends do you have?
Four, maybe...? Thereâs Izaya, Ran, um... Mairu and Kururi, I guess, but Mairuâs a student... do students count? If so, Akane-chan... yeah, I donât get out much
âWhat are your thoughts on pie?
Good in small doses, probably better for you than cake, but Iâm no nutritionist
âWhatâs your favorite place?
YES, this is going to sound cliche, but Rakuei Gym
âAre you into someone~?
âWhatâs your bra cup/size and/or how big is your willy?
âWould you rather swim in the lake or in the ocean?
âWhatâs your type? â¨
Again, not something you should ask. I think I can take a crack at what yours are...
âSeme or uke? Top or bottom? Dominant or submissive?
I think your fetish, Interviewer-san, is catching people off guard by asking creepy and intrusive questions
Hell, Iâd try camping if I could
âAre you wanting the quiz to end?
So this is a quiz now. Questions are too subjective. Whatâs your grading criteria? Whatâs the consequence for the score? In other words, why should I care? Come ON, Interviewer-san, teaching is what I DO, and you have given me NO incentive to do well or try to succeed. Poor form. I give you a failing mark, which, incidentally, is whatever bruise will come about from a boot to the face.