Haru: “Hello everyone! Sorry for introducing myself so late.”
It’s okay. Sorry that we have to introduce ourselves over video!
This is Haru! He’s another student that I teach. He’ll be joining us for a little while.
Yu: “Yeah? He looks weird. What exactly are you? You don’t have any ears or a tail and your scent is completely off.”
Yu, don’t be rude! He’s not in the same program. He’s an astral god! Have some respect please!
Hyde: “Oh an astral?! In our class?! Awesome! I’ve heard so much about the astrals, but I never believed any of the stories! This is going to be interesting!”
Haru: “Heh, glad you think so! I look forward to getting to know you all!”
Yu: “Oh wow, the ‘all powerful god’ wants to get to know me, one of the most powerful demons alive? Ha! You’re not even worth my time.”
Yu! What’s gotten into you?!
Yu: “Nothing. What’s gotten into you? You’re inviting this painfully obvious fanboy into our group. I seriously doubt you’re a god. Sure as hell doesn’t look like one-“
Haru: “Really? Interesting. You don’t look like a demon.”
Yu: “Haha! Am I supposed to find that dramatic transformation intimidating? I can do that too, see?”
Haru: “Look, I didn’t come here to fight with anyone and I’m certainly not interested in picking a fight with you! But I will certainly defend myself if necessary.”
Yu: “That’s just like an astral. You present yourselves all nice and calm and then take on a completely different personality by the next day. Don’t waste your time with this loser. He’ll be nothing but a nuisance to us. I can see him turning into the aggressive type and turning on all of us by tomorrow. Mark my words.”
Haru: “Can we not start with the stereotyping please? As I said I’m not here to fight, I’m here to learn just like you.”
Yu: “And that’s why you’re a phony. If you’re a god, why do you need to be taught by a human?”
Haru: “For the very same reason that a demon is being taught under a human.”
Yu: “Really? So you were cursed and forced to live as a rabbit as well? Didn’t think so. Also I’m not under her. She’s under me. You really don’t know anything, do you?”
Haru: “Yes it certainly seems that way. You were cursed by a goddess in your past life because of your selfish and rude ways. You were forced to relive your life as a small, inferior little rabbit who can’t protect himself from the dangers of the outside world-“
Yu: “Shut up! None of that is true! I’m a king in the underworld!”
Haru: “Oh really? Then what are you doing here? You couldn’t even stop yourself from being taken and put into a pet shop. The only reason why you agreed to stay is because you’ve lost your powers and can no longer care for yourself. This was done to teach a lesson and yet you’re still just as nasty and selfish to people as you were before. Keep it up and you’ll be lucky if you even get to turn into your human form again.”
Yu: “Are you threatening me?”
Haru: “No, I’m warning you.”
Mako: “OH! Oh dear, the battery is dying!”
Yu: “No it isn’t you idio-“
Mako: “Sincerest apologies Haru! This is not how we intended for the first introduction to go, we will keep in touch! Please ignore Yumiko, we do look forward to having you with us! Remember, not all demons are like this! Yumiko is honestly just a special case-“
Yu: “HEY! SHUT UP CAT FACE! I’LL KNOCK YOU CLEAN OUT! DON’T YOU DARE CUT OFF THE CAMERA! I WASN’T DONE TALK-“
