Yugioh bois, long time no see, thanks Chloe m’dude
Zane
Realistic: I feel like if the two Rhodes siblings weren’t around Zane would just??? not?? on the whole people thing? he can’t social and I worry about him
Hilarious: His calm collected facade falls to pieces when somebody flirts with him and he ends up being way too literal like “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;)” “no i have a great tolerance for pain i used to electrocute myself for fun”
Heart-crushing: (Season 4 was rewritten and he stayed dead because him coming back to life made no sense) but yeah the sad hc is that I imagine he would have died reasonably happy because he got his amazing final duel, and he was going to see Aster again… if only he knew Aster didn’t really die
Fuck canon: As stated, he didn’t come back to life, I mean his hEART STOPPED BEATING, IF HIM GETTING DEFEATED BY A DEMON WASN’T ENOUGH
Jesse
Realistic: Jesse definitely went to a lot of counselling after the events of the series to come to terms with everything that happened while possessed by Yubel in the other dimensions, mainly killing Zane and hurting Jaden
Hilarious: Bc of the culture divide the first time Jaden asked him to take a bath with him Jesse obviously thought they were gonna bang and still considers finding out about public bathhouses the biggest disappointment of his life
Heart-crushing: Okay imo Jaden and Jesse are the most tragic love story in fiction, and the headcanon here is that because of Yubel the two of them were never able to be together, and Jesse never fell in love again, but he probably eventually settled down. He would never be satisfied though
Fuck canon: LET HIM KISS BOYS ON SCREEN YOU COWARDS IT HAPPENED I SWEAR
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1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?Probably the siblings ones the most. Also usually any pairing made with Pegasus (besides his wife). Those always seemed strange, mostly because I always thought he was way older (like 40s) not 24 or whatever he was.
2. Are there any popular OTPs you only BroTP?Probably Dragonshipping. Which is strange because I ship wishshipping and Jounouchi was close to Atem too and they obviously cared about each other. But I just don’t see them as being more than really super good friends that both aggressively care about Yugi. Plus I just don’t ship Atem with anyone but Yugi, it’s too heartbreaking any other way lol.
17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…I answered this in the other ask! But let me see if there’s another scenario I would have changed.Oh yeah, JOUNOUCHI WOULD HAVE SURVIVED THE ATTACK AND MADE IT TO THE FINALS!!!Battle city always gets to me. Oh! I know something that I would have changed! Mai kicking ass with Kaiba and Atem against Dartz instead of her running off and losing her soul after she takes out Jounouchi. I wish I could’ve seen her fight more and I think it would have been really awesome for her to fight along side those two!
18. Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased?
LMAO oh god. What a question. Everyone is entitled to their opinions and that includes who they ship and don’t ship. I think people who don’t ship something ‘popular’ are usually open minded and are willing to think outside “the box” of the big four. (please don’t take this as me calling everyone who does ship popular ships closed minded... like let's not do that) These are fictional characters and we have the power to ship whoever the hell we want. It’s not that deep JUST SAYING
26. Most shippable character?
Definitely Lucy. I could work out a ship with 90% of the other characters of fairy tail tbh
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOREVER
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Quickly fall in love
How was their first kiss? - It was after a duel (Like the one on the rooftop) and…it just happened.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Jesse!
Who is the best man/men? - Syrus, Hassleberry and Chazz for Jaden and Jim and Axel for Jesse :D
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Alexis and Blair
Who did the most planning? - Jesse
Who stressed the most? - Yubel
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Professor Cobra
Sex:
Who is on top? - Mainly Jesse
Who is the one to instigate things? - Jaden
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Not that long, but not too short.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Look at the next question
How many children will they adopt? - Three (A set of siblings!)
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jesse!
Who is the stricter parent? - Jesse
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Jaden
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Jaden
Who is the more loved parent? - It’s pretty equal
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? -
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Probably both
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - They cook together!
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jesse (Look Jaden will eat about anything.)
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Every so often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Seafood!
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Jesse
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Jaden
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? -Either one (This is why they cook together, so that doesn’t happen)
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Jesse
Who is really against chores? - Both, they just want to duel
Who cleans up after the pets? - Jaden
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither, but that would be Yubel’s job.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jaden
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Depends on the day
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They go all out because Jesse showed Jaden the magic!
What are their goals for the relationship? - Travel the world!
If you find angst detestable please don’t peek down below
TW: mentions of violence as stated
Often on these days he remembers the taste of blood and metal, a coppery remembrance encased in his deepest less fond memories, carefully stashed away.
Empty hallucinations of better times.
Quieter places.
That quiet place was found in fights. Brawling until either he or the other hit the dust with a cry that could pull out one’s very heartstrings but never that of himself. An allowance that was clearly never to be seen in the first aspect of this grand scheme.
And Jounouchi never loses.
Guaranteed to never shed a single tear the lord be willing though never having prayed to any god for what he’d always known would never appear and yet- he survives just the same because he has a sister who needs him if anything.
Only in the red-hot kindling of the moment he can only remember the insatiable lust for something other than pain. To be filled with a temporary satisfaction of broken bones, a throne of fear.
It’s the fear that cycles through and through. Never relenting as his own fist never fails to hook them in the jaw perfectly so to knock out another tooth or two.
A whole row even.
But something is always missing though he knows it’s because those of a broken home will always be missing something important but he never expects to gain anything back.
Dry lips, crossed eyes.
Incomprehensible is this unwavering to desire that of-
a feeling to be wanted.
But those who fall sometimes never stand back up in a rightful stance. He is undeserving of even the littlest joys so he thinks. Sadly. Quietly.
Hearing the crack of another nose.
Wiping familiar red on his jacket. Fingering the pockets for a band-aid or two to close up those festering cuts.
No plaster for a festering heart, he knows this too.
And so in his own personal conclusion, Jou believes he is far from any help gods could provide by now. Tainted; dirty. Too dirty to be cleansed of a heavy heart.
His insatiable bloodlust will never rest as long as he is unhappy.
“Team Shadow Gear” (remind me to go off on a burning tangent about that name one day) Hello I am very curious and would like to remind you of this? Though feel free to ignore.
There was no real burning tangent, I just really hate that name. Neither shadows nor gears have anything to do with Levy, Jet, or Droy, it sounds like some name an immature kid would pick for his imaginary team.
Headcanon from my lifegiver au where everyone and everything can give amounts of their own lives to someone/thing else. Tsukki had a dog, that loved him so much it accidentally gave him all it’s years. And because Tsukki is obviously very upset about it - because now his best friend is dead - he tells himself that he’ll never give away the time that dog gave him. He doesn’t even want to give away any time at all. About two years after that dog died, Tsukki finds a little sick puppy dying in the rain. It’s really weak and very small and it’s breathing is super faint. So Tsukki picks the puppy up, takes him home and wraps him in blankets, and gives it some of his time. The puppy is instantly better and Kei starts (slowly) sharing his life with other people again. Like Kuroo, they keep exchanging time with each other so they die at the same time, that way, they get to spend as much of their lives as possible with each other.
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That sounds like a really interesting AU! I love this headcanon :3
