#yukramble

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he doesnt even know

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im cracking up so bad how literally no one will acknowledge tycho in the midst of poker night returning. NO ONE CARES

[yukaii]

I bring a sort of "Benrey isn't Stain" energy to the function that most people don't seem to agree with. This is okay obviously but I'd like to take a moment to yap about why.

Don't get me wrong I like Benrey as much as the next guy. i think that much is apparent, and Stain is definitely something out of the ordinary. His face does... All That, he can make objects vanish (dubiously edited out of the edit...), he can't die (but really who on that team can?), but I don't think that's proof enough.

I think they're messing with us. (I get more verbose than I expected so Read More time)

i think back to the Half Life Alyx gnome commentary and what their response to people theorizing that Benrey would show up at the end of that one was. They call it a cop-out. Too obvious. Too easy.

Stain has been in the works for some time now (2021 at the latest) as mentioned on Mike's stream. and seemingly always intended to be a Barney model. They knew exactly what the viewers initial response would be to that. The blue hunger text? The "i just wanted to HElp But Something's.... Stopping me..!"? Isn't that a little TOO perfect? Especially so early on into the series? We'll without a doubt reach double digits of acts at the rate were going. I think they're leading into some kind of fake out. Either Stain's deal is something entirely unrelated or, more entertainingly for me at least, he's literally just Like That. Maybe we'll never even get to find out. How about that! #SacrificalLambStain I am not totally opposed to Benrey showing up also, I just can't imagine it's something so directly tied to Stain as him literally being Benrey/puppeteered by him ect. I can see him showing up as a one time gag and dying instantly (lol), I can see him never physically showing up but haunting the narrative intrinsically (he's kind of already doing this).

I think all the seeds that have been planted thus far (literally only 2 Acts in! yay!) lead to a very obvious place so I'll obviously do anything else but believe it. These are the people behind BBVRAI. I'd never expected them to be so predictable. But if it turns out to be just the case? I'll put my dunce hat on and enjoy it all the same.

[yukaii]

i think seeing my friends should cost $0. actually they should pay me to do it

[yukaii]

you understand?

[yukaii]

yeah no everything i get into has to have a trans girl in it by the end of the day. yeah its mandated by congress

[yukaii]

good god i just keep thinking about stain in my sleep deprived state i need to put that guy under a Micro Scope.

the instant switching between being so chill to getting down on his knees and telling gordon to kill him dead to being happy again to being so excited to kill everyone so so much to throwing a temper tantrum to Having a Really Genuine and Honest Scene Against the Backdrop of a Sunset to striking an awesome pose.

id say he has every disease but clearly living in the sewers has molded his immune system into titanium steel

[yukaii]

30%... thats all i need to pass #manifesting