Diabolik Twitter ー Yuma Mukami [2019 compilation]
–> This post includes all tweets posted on the official Rejet Twitter account for Yuma Mukami (@DiaLoverYumaM) in 2019.
Shuu l Reiji l Ayato l Kanato l Laito l Subaru l Kou l Yuma l Azusa l Carla l Shin l Kino
January 4, 2019
> Fuck. I forgot to submit my New Year’s Card. Even though Ruki kept on nagging me ‘bout it.
> Whatever. I can just say it right now. I’m countin’ on ya’ll next year as well.
January 23, 2019
> You bitch, makin’ me wait even though you’re just a prey. Ya sure have guts. Does this badly trained livestock not know how to behave unless you teach her through pain? I’ll thrust my fangs into your skin and make ya cry your eyes out
> I won’t let ya pass out on me. Brace yourself ‘kay?
> Hah? Why did I tweet this afternoon?
> I don’t get it. Did Kou mess with my smartphone again?
> That guy never changes. Should I just steal his phone for real next time?
> Anyway, ya free right now? We’re going on a date, a date! I’m invitin’ ya, so ya won’t say no, right?
> ‘Kay. Then let’s get goin’ at once. We’re heading out into the forest of the Demon World. I’m sure there’s somethin’ that’ll pique your interest there
> I was feelin’ bored as well so perfect timing. I wouldn’t have minded exploring’ by myself, but as of late, it just doesn’t feel the same without ya ‘round.
> It’s all your fault I feel that way. I’m gonna have ya take proper responsibility!
February 14, 2019
> You’ll give me chocolates? Thanks. They look pretty good. But just this won’t do. Ya know I love sweet stuff, right? In that case, isn’t there somethin’ else ya can give me? ...Hehe, get it? Well then, let’s head to my room.
February 21, 2019
> Oi, anyone got a dictionary on hand?
> I forgot we’d need one today
> Gotcha. Lend him to me (@Kou)
> Oi, a dictionary
> Nobody got one?
March 7, 2019
> You’re fuckin’ persistent! I’m busy! (@Ayato)
March 14, 2019
> Guess I’ll head out soon
> I’m with Subaru right now. So he does his shopping at this place as well, huh?
March 28, 2019
> Fuck off. What do ya want!? (@Kino)
> Play with you? But there’s nothin’ to do here. Besides, I’m busy lookin’ after my vegetable garden
> Don’t send him my way! (@Shuu)
April 1, 2019
> Off to work in the garden ★
> It was Kou-kun! Raise your hand if you could tell!
May 4, 2019
> Same thing here. Do I have to do that Q&A bullshit again? (@Ayato, @Shin)
> Maybe. The more we react, the more the sender might enjoy it. Let’s just throw in the towel and answer the questions so we can get it over with quickly (@Ayato, @Shin)
> Q. You combine your gardening at home with going to school, so please tell us your daily schedule
A. I tend to the garden every morning, then I eat lunch and dinner and at night I go to school. ‘Round dawn I get back from school and take a nap, then go straight back to the garden
> Q. What do we have to do to appeal to you?
A. I don’t dislike genuine girls. Watchin’ someone just live an honest life puts me at ease. Also it’s kind of innocent and cute
> Q. If you had to live together with one of the Sakamaki’s, who would you prefer?
A. Whoever I choose, the end result wouldn’t change much. Well, if I had to pick just one, it’d be that NEET. I’d shake him awake every mornin’ and fix that horrible, lazy attitude of his
> No way (@Shin)
June 3, 2019
> So a teacher called me this thing but I don’t really get what it means?
--> This was really hard to translate because since Yuma did not understand the word, he actually wrote it wrong in kanji as well. It should have been written as 傍若無人 or ‘boujyaku bujin’. This is a set idiom to refer to someone who acts recklessly and inconsiderate towards their surroundings. Yuma wrote ぼーじゃく武人 which is read the same way, but the ‘bujin’ in this case means ‘military’.
> Are they saying I’m strong and reliable or somethin’?
> Ah? The fuck, how should I have known that!? (@Ruki)
July 7, 2019
> I hope that the wilted vegetables will recover #TanabataWishes
July 23, 2019
> Oi. All of my favorite things are lined up here. Did ya prepare this? Hah. You wanted to please me that badly? You’re being pretty cheeky for a Sow. Then gimme one more thing to finish it off. Come on, smile. ...Honestly, watchin’ your smile really is the best. So stay my by side forever. In return, I’ll make sure to protect ya.
August 7, 2019
> Say. Do ya like parties and stuff?
> Then wanna go? Tomorrow the Death Parade starts. I got invited so I’m takin’ ya with me
> Come on, let’s go. Or do ya want me to help ya get ready?
August 15, 2019
> You know, when it rains
> I need a large umbrella or my shoulder gets wet
> Don’t they have one the size of a parasol?
> It’s fine. Then you’ll get rained on (@Azusa)
> I don’t really get how that’s fine, but I’ll be countin’ on ya when I need it. Thanks. (@Azusa)
August 30, 2019
> Why are the peeps at this Death Parade rejoicing death? I don’t get it
> Don’t you dare say that kind of stuff, no matter what. I won’t let you leave my side after all. Got it?
October 24, 2019
> Oi, Sow
> Where are ya? Ya headed out?
> Buy some milk on the way back. Message from Ruki
> If you forget, I’ll punish ya, ‘kay?
October 29, 2019
> Say
> When it’s ya, no matter how blood I suck, it’s never enough. Ya don’t feel satisfied in the slightest either, do ya? Beg me to suck ya more
> I’ll do as ya wish. Every time ya ask for it, again and again
October 31, 2019
> Azusa was handing out Ruki’s homemade sweets in town
> That’s not how this event works, is it?
> He came this close to even giving ‘way my Sugar-chan. I quickly snatched it back in a panic so all’s good though
> And then, he handed me a cupcake as well. Even though I could just eat one when I get home. That’s very much like him though
> But who whispered those lies into Azusa’s ear...?
November 7, 2019
> Fuck off. You don’t have to remind me every single fuckin’ time. This tea party never ends after all. (@Reiji)
–> They are doing a Parody of Alice in Wonderland on this day because of a Dark Wonderland event which was going on during the beginning of November.
> Where the fuck’s that lazy mouse?
> Ah! This is where you’ve been hidin’! Oi, come out, Dormouse! (@Shuu)
> You were sleeping inside this pot!? (@Shuu)
> Tough luck. It’s time for the tea party. The Mad Hatter is waiting (@Shuu)
> We gotta do it a bunch of times, remember? It’s a never-ending tea party after all. (@Shuu)
December 16, 2019
> Ya have no place to run in this freezin’ cold, do ya? At this point, ya have no other choice but to get embraced by me, ya see?
December 24, 2019
> Merry Christmas
> I’ve been thinking, ya know. Our Christmas is more so one amongst family, rather than between lovers, don’t ya think? That shows just how special ya are to me.
