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minors shoo….. tags below…. Nnnghhh….. rerirrrrrr…….

I’ll do something about Rerir’s inevitably massive dick later. It’s so big you wonder if he was packing that heat in the first place or if he added it as a DLC to his scattered physical body. Either way, it’s there now, and he loves missionary because he can see all your cute expressions as you struggle to take it and tearfully beg him to be gentle. The way your breath catches in your throat when he makes the slightest movement, the twitches of your muscles around him, the tiny whimpers when he leans closer in. The fragility of human life beneath him and the urge to slam his hips against yours- perhaps from a place of disgust, perhaps mockery, perhaps just wanting to hear the pleas you’ll let out.

He’ll be gentle this time. You asked so nicely- even if you don’t fully grasp it’s an exchange for what will come later. There is nothing he knows better than patience and perseverance.

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Flins, Zhongli, Neuvi doing the “Courting customs from a different time so I can deceive you into marrying me technically”

Zhongli is dead serious about it too and you can TELL he’s trying to be a bit sneaky because he doesn’t tell you about what he’s doing. When it comes to someone that chronically overexplains the meanings behind gifts and rituals, suddenly seeing him be quiet is odd.

Flins is more upfront about it but will say anything to put you at ease and prevent you from rejecting it. It’s all jokes maybe kind of! And you’re very flattered by the attention and the romance but get him to tell it to you STRAIGHT that he is trying to bind you together

Neuvillette honestly doesn’t know what he’s doing. I think poor interaction with humans across a long timescale had messed with his perception a bit. So he might Seriously think he’s conveying his intentions perfectly well as he’s using a courting line from hundreds of years ago. Surely things haven’t changed THAT much. Please someone tell him that inviting someone on a “walk for two” is literally just inviting someone on a walk and has no deeper meaning. And please someone do it before he starts sending out wedding invitations.

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omg modern au conspiracy theorist rerir is soooo canon to me, specifically the type of conspiracy theorist who believes in aliens mind controlling the government, lizard people being real, and somehow also believes the moon is fake??? like brother did you not see the moon landing done by snezhnayans a few decades ago?? but then you hear him scoffing in the vc, and he begins to go on a crazed rant in the middle of the matched game you're playing with him, trying to prove to you why the moon landing was fabricated and that the khaenri'ahn government is trying to hide something from all of you. like, haha.... okay rerir,,,, can you please focus on the game now ^^;;;;; me personally i would listen to him pull out the obscure 400-page document he probably unearthed from some fake moon believers online forum in which he's since been one of the main contributors to said document. but this is all worth it because after the gruelling lesson he gives you, it's dick appointment time !! 😊😊😊

YESYES

Listen I think you have to be Adaptable. I think you start feeling him up the second he jumps on that bullshit because dear god we are NOT doing this today. It’ll probably become obvious to him eventually so he starts talking through it. Does he not grasp that that talking about mind control chemicals in the water kind of ruins the mood? “We TESTED my water and it was fine. I need a shower after this anyway! Rerir, please come to the shower with me. Haha. Please. Seriously. Please.”

The worst thing is probably what he sends you on Instagram. I know his instagram reel situation is so bleak, so abysmal, every time he opens his phone you get a near maternal urge to take it off him like you’ve just seen a baby with a massive ipad in public. And you just pray he doesn’t send you another slideshow with AI voiceover about how the aliens switched out another political figure for one of their own.

The crazy thing is I do think he has a degree I think probably physics, computing, or engineering, and it makes him really unbearable. Because he thinks he’s smart enough to scientifically prove his conspiracies but like, How. Throwing random numbers at you to prove the moon isn’t real is so deeply unserious and you have no idea what’s going on. And it’s like, some of your friends have dated guys with no hobbies and no personality before. At least he has something he’s passionate about it, but is this worth it? Is it?

There are So many things wrong with him. And I think it’s only once he’s built up an emotional dependence on you that you can make any reasonable attempts to fix him (and maybe he’ll even start fixing himself. maybe. maybe. maybe) so if you thought the dick was worth it for that long maybe he’ll actually go out and find a job. And you’re just praying it’s not because he’s being radicalised AGAIN but this time into thinking men should be providers and he needs you to quit your job and any life aspirations asap. But he comes home and says something so shockingly normal it floors you; probably some shit like “Did you have a good day at work” and you’re stunlocked for a good ten seconds. You’re just so used to being met with utter silence or “I can prove to you that they invented mind control in the 1900’s”

Job = less time on phone = less crazy = less time working on the 400 page “the moon is fake” document. And you can say to your friends “please stop calling him a bum, he has a job now. And he only talks about the moon landing being fake SOMETIMES.”

In some ways you might still be in the trenches but at least he doesn’t take cuddling as an opportunity to rant to you about #TheTruth so much. And at least he showers on a daily basis now. And at least he hasn’t been banned from VC in like three weeks.

…. Your bar is on the floor, isn’t it?

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Rerir probably on top of the dick size tierlist in genshin ngl he doesn’t have two though. But once you see it you know one is enough

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nsft below cut it’s flins + dark content, hypnosis and somnophilia . no minors cause i have paid an etsy witch to curse you actually seriously.

Enjoy the idea of being fully under flins fae rules influence but he starts out not even doing a lot with it except trying to improve your life. No he doesn’t need to keep you in the lighthouse if you’re well and truly under his thumb. You’ll call for him when you’re in danger, right? You’re not going to leave Nod Krai? You’ll prioritise your health? You’ll check in with him tomorrow?

You know the idea of placing nicotine patches on your significant other so they become “addicted” when they’re around you? That’s what it’d be like with Flins. Imagine being around someone who says “There’s no need to worry about that” and you immediately fall into a state of rational relaxation. Yeah, you guess things will be fine in the end. If you ask nicely, Flins might regale you with some of his recent stories dealing with the wild hunt to take your mind off it. Maybe you should be embarrassed about divulging your personal problems to the man who’s already done so much for you in the way of protection against the evils of Nod Krai, but you don’t feel it in the slightest. Something about him just puts you at ease where others become unnerved.

I like the idea of Flins’ beloved being a little reckless and lacking in self preservation, albeit unintentionally. It’s rare that the lost souls Flins encounters are very much alive and breathing, but he’s up for the challenge. After the nth time saving you or helping you out with directions, he knows your thanks towards him have tied the two of you together quite firmly. He knows your friends tease you about the handsome but slightly offputting lightkeeper that always seems to know exactly where you are when you go aimlessly wandering across the region, but he also knows that none of you genuinely think there’s any chance of the two of you being in a relationship. Flins is just so distant, you know? Flins is married to his work. Flins is not quite human, and you’re unsure if he’s even capable of a human romance.

Is he? Flins ponders this as his polearm cuts through the wild hunt like a sharpened scythe on dry grass. He knows he could tell you to fall to your knees on the cold gravel and pledge yourself to him then and there. Displays of human subservience are supposed to feel good for his kind. In the back of his mind, Flins has a perverse desire to see you struggle against his will, looking up at him with a defeated expression of betrayal, fists clenched and eyes watering as you lean down to kiss the ground he walks on… He doesn’t act on it. He never has.

And frankly, he’s not sleazy enough to ever suggest you repay him by indulging in any of his more… primal desires. Flins is subtler than that. He’ll gently tug you in the direction he wants-

“The lighthouse is more comfortable now, isn’t it?”

I tried to make it more like your home. Won’t you stay a little longer?

“Goodness, I never imagined you were sustaining yourself on sugar-sculptures whilst going on your hikes.”

Please eat food with more nutritional value. Why don’t you come to the market with me?

- and he won’t ever need to employ anything alarming to convince you to be with him. At the start, he may not even realise what he’s doing as he operates on an instinct to use that bond to take care of his own desires. You think you’re falling in love with him, he doesn’t want you ever snapping out of it. You seek him out as a calming presence in the turbulence of Nod Krai, and that’s all he needs.

Well, that, and he certainly doesn’t want you knowing how many times he’s woken you up from your dreams to strip and play with yourself for him, moaning sweetly as you approach the edge of orgasm… right before falling back asleep exactly as you were, a pleasant vision of that lightkeeper now dancing behind your eyelids.

That dream again? You always wake up a little hot under the collar when that happens, and it’s going to be hard to look him in the eye today… if you were any smarter, you’d avoid him, but why do you suddenly feel like wandering north to collect some herbs?

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The melusines either shamelessly justifying or straight up lying to you about yandere!neuvillette’s unhinged behaviours because it’s mating season but let’s refuse to fumble y/n with mama . He’s totally fine he just wants some of your clothes because dragons like to hoard things and it actually has nothing to do with you in particular. He keeps grabbing you? He must think you’re really special! He’s sorry but it’s purely instinctual. Nooo some of your personal items haven’t went missing you’re crazy. We looked everywhere. By the way he’s been really antsy recently so I think you should go into his personal quarters wearing this dress we picked out. And honestly if he starts talking about “binding your souls together” it doesn’t mean anything concerning honestly in his mind that means anything from marriage to brief interactions with a friend. Just relax and see what happens!

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I was thinking of how neuvillette would enjoy the cleancore aesthetic

Nsfw dark content (xreader) below cut :-) minors dni my etsy witch is watching!

And I immediately started thinking of how deranged he gets with cleaning you. Water is supposed to wash away all sins. He feels like he needs to bathe you the second someone even looks at you in a way he dislikes. It manifests in small ways at first, when he’s pining, visiting perfume shops and imagining what he’d like best on you. Small gifts of items like hand lotion and cuticle oil, and his concealed elation when he smells them on you. As things move on, it gets a little more intense.

The clothes he picks out for you, once perceived as a symbol of his affection, now read as a mark of his ownership. It’s all soft muslins and spotless cottons, light, airy, silk linings gliding against your skin like a gentle caress. So perfect, so nicely pressed, and so frequently changed in and out of. Dragons like him have heightened senses. He doesn’t like the way someone’s perfume trail clings to you, or how the smoke of a wood-burning stove has embedded itself into the fibres of your dress. You’ve always been understanding of his sensitivity to scents, but sometimes it’s just so… excessive. Why does it only apply to you? How can you possibly be reeking of someone else when all that businesswoman did was place a hand on your arm? She wasn’t even wearing perfume- she was only in the room for ten minutes- she-

Don’t you want to bathe with him? He’s really gentle. Had you ever known love before his hands ran over every part of you, carefully trailing the suds across your skin? Thin fingers massage your back and you remember how your friend wrapped an arm around you earlier. It’s not the kind of thing you’re supposed to connect, but your brain offers it anyway. Do you shave? Will you let him shave you? He has a surgeon’s precision with everything… holding the razor, or a makeup brush, or a comb. He’ll do everything for you. He’ll work the conditioner into your hair- it’s his nose that’s going to be buried in it sooner or later. Will you do it for him? He doesn’t like you going to the effort, but… it’s nice. It’s the same conditioner too. You’ll even smell alike now.

There is no practice Neuvillette has that is more religious than insisting you bathe after every sexual activity. At first, you think it’s very kind of him even if occasionally unnecessary and able to wait, but the less that these activities are “showing love” and more “perverse defilement”, maybe you’re glad he seems to snap out of things within a few minutes and take you to the bathroom. You’ll ask him not to bathe you this time. You’ll insist you can do it yourself (because maybe it’s just his fingers already on you but you can feel your skin crawl) but he’s not content with just watching. If he committed the sins, he can cleanse you of them.

The modesty he has you display in public betrays the activities he gets up to in private. A high collar and covered wrists feels almost comical. You used to think Neuvillette was just making you match him, which… well, is cute and inoffensive - but you’ve come to realise that the more you’re covered, the more barriers there are between your skin and everything around you. He complains about his own clothes, and therefore feels sympathy for yours, but please, just hold on, we’ll be home soon and you can take everything off. There is no deadly disease plaguing Fontaine, but Neuvillette’s disdain seems to create that illusion for you. It’s all too easy to convince himself that you have a delicate constitution after you catch just one cold, and he clings to that shred of reason to excuse his behaviour.

No matter how many times he defiles you, you can be laundered just as the bedlinens are and come back fresh. Romantic dates, wholesome gifts, and hushed words of affection are his way of wiping that filth away from your mind, too. But does he know that some stains are really hard to get out, no matter what you do?

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Thank you for emphasizing rerir's providing nature! It's just very aidgabsams 😍😍😍 do you think he thinks about how domestic it is sometimes, for him to drop food on your lap and watch you cook it? Especially when he brings your favorite food and finally sees the first genuine smile towards him?

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He is a provider… ❤️ I think it’s hard for him to not see you as some sort of pet. It’s weird cause I think he’d initially keep someone around for Human Observation and Testing reasons and also deep down working with more carnal desires he’d forgotten existed… But he feels a great deal of responsibility for your wellbeing and it’s all the more fun when he can get very intimate with you during it.

Hence why he keeps you healthy to the best of his ability, and though he isn’t fully human, it makes him feel… Well frankly, it makes him feel vile inside to enjoy the simpler moments with you, but he does like it, even if he wouldn’t say so. Your warmth, your nourishment, the amount of sunlight and rest you’re getting… all “fun” ways to pass the time as he attempts to lie low. The thing is if you don’t ask you don’t get so if you’re absolutely unable to approach him with polite demands, you will be suffering. He’s genuinely out of touch with some human needs and the passage of time. But he’ll pick up more over time…

Watching you take care of yourself is fascinating too. He’s mostly taken aback whenever you imply he’d need the same- he’s not fully human and has abyssal power backing him up. He doesn’t need to physically eat, but he guesses it’s the only conclusion you came to when he stared at you throughout the entire process of making food.

In most cases, he’d find such care for his wellbeing almost insulting, but from you, it’s a delightful display of naivety.

He likes reading your emotions, knowing what you’re thinking about, knowing how you regard him. To the point where it becomes impossible to wave off as a clinical curiosity. So when you smile seeing the new fur on your cot, or react particularly strongly to food he brought to you, he mentally files it away. He can repeat this on occasions where you’re too quiet or distant.

As a side note, I think he likes reaching for your wrist and feeling your pulse, or mentally memorising how you react when caught in a lie or insisting upon something. It truly is an obsession to him- to know all of you, inside and out.