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WHO IS YOUR HUSBAND? I’m a whore. It changes. And there is a venn diagram of characters i really want to fuck and characters i really want to marry and there is SOME overlap but it’s not all overlap. You can always count on me to yume neuvillette though. I like him a lot.
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(Woman who peaked in high school voice) I used to be good at basementwife fics. It’s not enough to be stalked. You need to provide the reader with what happens after.
Richard basementwife fic in the works against my instincts that he wouldnt basementwife someone but not for ethical reasons just for purely selfish ones
Zhongli’s still got the craziest “you must stay with me but you can roam anywhere in the general vicinity (Liyue)” game ever as a romantic partner. It doesn’t make sense to keep you locked away. He’ll always find you…
If you start trying to manipulate Richard he just gets physically violent with you like no time fo dat y/n 😂
This is unfortunately why I believe he wouldn’t be with someone physically stronger than him or he would purposefully hinder his beloved’s health. It’s very important that he has the ability to physically overpower you handy so I genuinely think there’s a way out of his grasp by just like getting buff (do not eat ANYTHING he feeds you) and emphasising your physical strength against him
Maybe then you’ll be able to attract someone with less male fragility (Hernando)
Or you could skip training and just depend on someone else for physical protection (Hernando)
Or even just find someone down to train you (Hernando)
But physical violence is always up Richard’s sleeve as a means of control. He’s willing to put in the effort to stop you from being healthy but if you’re seriously determined to gain muscle then he’s majorly turned off by that display of defiance. If you’re not doing his laundry and cooking his meals you should, at the very least, be stricken with illness and unable to do anything without his help. He likes both. Both are bonding experiences to Richard. Your subservience and your dependence.
Im usually okay at being perceptive of people and their desires so i wonder how easily richard could manipulate me cause a richard x reader where the reader is being actively manipulated and is FULLY AWARE OF IT but just goes along cause they want that cookie so effing bad… would be really funny
The richard vs hernando xreader dynamic is popular for idvers as theyre both gorgeous men but ive always believed in richard vs evelyn xreader as they try to out manipulate one another. Now imagine a reader that’s treating both of them like their finest court jesters
Convincing both of them that you’re being blackmailed by the other to be in a relationship with them and you’re actually in love with the one who’s not blackmailing you (but is instead actively attempting to manipulate you) and making them offer you better protection and material goods so you can get the best deal ❤️
Im usually okay at being perceptive of people and their desires so i wonder how easily richard could manipulate me cause a richard x reader where the reader is being actively manipulated and is FULLY AWARE OF IT but just goes along cause they want that cookie so effing bad… would be really funny
The richard vs hernando xreader dynamic is popular for idvers as theyre both gorgeous men but ive always believed in richard vs evelyn xreader as they try to out manipulate one another. Now imagine a reader that’s treating both of them like their finest court jesters
Im usually okay at being perceptive of people and their desires so i wonder how easily richard could manipulate me cause a richard x reader where the reader is being actively manipulated and is FULLY AWARE OF IT but just goes along cause they want that cookie so effing bad… would be really funny
I was thinking of how neuvillette would enjoy the cleancore aesthetic
Nsfw dark content (xreader) below cut :-) minors dni my etsy witch is watching!
And I immediately started thinking of how deranged he gets with cleaning you. Water is supposed to wash away all sins. He feels like he needs to bathe you the second someone even looks at you in a way he dislikes. It manifests in small ways at first, when he’s pining, visiting perfume shops and imagining what he’d like best on you. Small gifts of items like hand lotion and cuticle oil, and his concealed elation when he smells them on you. As things move on, it gets a little more intense.
The clothes he picks out for you, once perceived as a symbol of his affection, now read as a mark of his ownership. It’s all soft muslins and spotless cottons, light, airy, silk linings gliding against your skin like a gentle caress. So perfect, so nicely pressed, and so frequently changed in and out of. Dragons like him have heightened senses. He doesn’t like the way someone’s perfume trail clings to you, or how the smoke of a wood-burning stove has embedded itself into the fibres of your dress. You’ve always been understanding of his sensitivity to scents, but sometimes it’s just so… excessive. Why does it only apply to you? How can you possibly be reeking of someone else when all that businesswoman did was place a hand on your arm? She wasn’t even wearing perfume- she was only in the room for ten minutes- she-
Don’t you want to bathe with him? He’s really gentle. Had you ever known love before his hands ran over every part of you, carefully trailing the suds across your skin? Thin fingers massage your back and you remember how your friend wrapped an arm around you earlier. It’s not the kind of thing you’re supposed to connect, but your brain offers it anyway. Do you shave? Will you let him shave you? He has a surgeon’s precision with everything… holding the razor, or a makeup brush, or a comb. He’ll do everything for you. He’ll work the conditioner into your hair- it’s his nose that’s going to be buried in it sooner or later. Will you do it for him? He doesn’t like you going to the effort, but… it’s nice. It’s the same conditioner too. You’ll even smell alike now.
There is no practice Neuvillette has that is more religious than insisting you bathe after every sexual activity. At first, you think it’s very kind of him even if occasionally unnecessary and able to wait, but the less that these activities are “showing love” and more “perverse defilement”, maybe you’re glad he seems to snap out of things within a few minutes and take you to the bathroom. You’ll ask him not to bathe you this time. You’ll insist you can do it yourself (because maybe it’s just his fingers already on you but you can feel your skin crawl) but he’s not content with just watching. If he committed the sins, he can cleanse you of them.
The modesty he has you display in public betrays the activities he gets up to in private. A high collar and covered wrists feels almost comical. You used to think Neuvillette was just making you match him, which… well, is cute and inoffensive - but you’ve come to realise that the more you’re covered, the more barriers there are between your skin and everything around you. He complains about his own clothes, and therefore feels sympathy for yours, but please, just hold on, we’ll be home soon and you can take everything off. There is no deadly disease plaguing Fontaine, but Neuvillette’s disdain seems to create that illusion for you. It’s all too easy to convince himself that you have a delicate constitution after you catch just one cold, and he clings to that shred of reason to excuse his behaviour.
No matter how many times he defiles you, you can be laundered just as the bedlinens are and come back fresh. Romantic dates, wholesome gifts, and hushed words of affection are his way of wiping that filth away from your mind, too. But does he know that some stains are really hard to get out, no matter what you do?
One thing about me is im never deterred by how little fans a fictional character has before i start writing for them. I wanted to fuck webtorre and wrote him pre game appearances. One of my first yandere fics ever was fallout 4. I don’t care. All of my most consistent streaks of writing come from times where i had to get up and say Fine. i’ll do it myself. I’m like nanny mcphee. When you need me but don’t want me i’m writing. When you want me but don’t need me i leave.
SRE Richard as your frankly horrible boyfriend that takes you out on cute little cafe dates and lets you ride on the back of his motorbike as he rides that efame from esports.
He works really hard because he knows it won’t last forever. Sometimes you’re not even sure how he has time for you and you’re aware of it every time you spend time together because he Always Brings It Up. Yes Richard we are aware you still have to study… Yes Richard we are aware Siren needs you to change the game when it comes to picking spawn locations… We know… Hope you’re not being too burdened by watching your girlfriend eat a parfait in front of you…
He holds you very close in public like he’s afraid of losing you in the crowd. His fans think it’s cute! You think the grip on your wrist is getting a little painful, and it’s going to bruise. You’ve only met his teammates a few, brief times (because god forbid any of them rizz you up, this is a legitimate fear he has) and your own friends are wondering how it’s possible that Richard can be so simultaneously busy and also frequently have his plans with you overlap with theirs.
Read through your yandere Rerir stuff, I love this guy and I love the dynamic of him with his mildy terrified and generally perturbed pet human. It’s such good horror but also comedy depending on the day.
Imagine you start getting used to Rerir’s otherness and eventually convince him to roleplay with you for fun. Like imagine him playing the damselled princess while you get to be the evil pirate king with maybe his Wild Hunt monsters acting as your crew.
Although I think he’d probably want some roleplay sessions to end in sex because his libido is still pretty high and the more “human” part of him remembers how easily these story tropes can be used for smut.
He’s a loverboy through and through to the point where I feel even pre-mellowing-out rerir would indulge your odd desires at any cost to feel closer to you… like honestly he’s fucking terrifying to be around but would he sit down and do something mundane like play a game of cards with you? Yes. You’re with a dude that got a physical form back last week and is a thin line away from snapping and trying to concentrate his power on hydrogen bombing nod krai … but he gets attached very easily… and he does find pleasure in those silly little things even if you think he’s going to kill you by the expression on his face. Or what you can make out of it
I’ve always liked that one zhongli fic where he stops the traveller from moving on with their journey at the end of teyvat (albeit this was before massive lore drops) now i think of equivalents within the plotline itself where other characters want to keep you in their countries and the kind of stomach-crushing dread you’d feel knowing that the person across from you is superhuman at worst and a god at best and you’re not sure how you’d ever outrun them
yoshi.. what are ur thoughts on richard + babytrapping.
If you think Richard wouldn't babytrap his beloved, you are not a real Richard fan, sorry not sorry. Even in non yandere stuff, Richard will babytrap his partner. Even if you're a man, he will find a way, through adoption or hell even stealing a baby. You think Richard "I pushed my sister down the stairs" Sterling is above that??? He isn't.
But yeah anyway he totally would, it's the first thing he does once you're married: secures the best way to keep a partner in a relationship.
I think there are a lot of those “rich yandere lover wants you to never lift a finger ❤️” but richard would NOT be like that he expects you to do EVERYTHING he expects a wife to do, which is a lot, because he’s a misogynist. And there might be people hired in the house to help but he wants them out sometimes and honestly if you’re around this man and have any sort of self sacrificial streak, you probably want to limit the contact between any hired workers and richard as well. And whilst having the hired help for cleaning and cooking does make it easier to treat you like a doll and torment you with restrictions on what you can and can’t do, Richard also enjoys having the power over someone that knows him intimately and has to do everything for him… because those are the Rules. And the rules are misogyny LMAO
He probably sees the hired workers as “giving his wife a break” which you should be 100% grateful for. Because all those times where you’d just do the domestic labour and maybe put on a nice record whilst doing the dishes or reading whilst something cooks are torture (for Richard) because you work so hard (and aren’t spending enough time with him). The key is probably to act like it’s a matter of pride that you manage the household tasks and you should maintain this VERY WELL because he’ll see right through you if you slip even once. But I do think he could be convinced on a rational basis that you want to do the household tasks because it’s the last shred of identity he’ll let you have to yourself. So long as you don’t disrespect him or imply you don’t want to be around him, he’s happy for you to carry on given that he benefits as well.
But it still wouldn’t stop him from occasionally bringing in help. Try to convince him to just do it for the cleaning, as it’s probably the most menial thing, and often the quickest. Gardening gets you away from him for whole days and cooking can take as long as you want. If you’re smart you’ll already be scheduling the longest tasks for when Richard is spending long periods in the same vicinity as you. Do you want to come with him on that business lunch tomorrow? Well, you kind of already had plans for the petunias, and it looks like good weather tomorrow…
Won’t work every time though. It doesn’t matter how many excuses or protests you make, he’s more than capable of going for what he wants.
But I truly think in Richard’s case, where he’s just a terrible person in the first place, your marriage’s “good ending” (slightly better than worst ending) is you refusing to be spoilt and stagnant. The more you’re around him, the more inclined he is to train you, to deliberately upset you to see how you handle it, to assault you for stepping out of line, to do all sorts of things to guarantee your obedience… just keep trying to convince him that having time to yourself is a good thing, and your fairly menial existence will be a little better.
