٩(*•͈ ꇴ •͈*)و ̑̑❀Attention all yumeshippers/selfshippers!! I just found THE yumeship website
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It lets you compare sizes between you and your f/o! It covers pretty much everything, hand sizes, feet, height difference, how much they’d have to lean down to kiss you, and some other cutesy scenario/pose things!!! ๑•͈ᴗ•͈๑
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Here’s sum examples with my and my f/o’s measurements! (You do have to enter it in cm, and the website is in Japanese but I think if ur on iOS there’s an option to translate right in the website ^^ oh also to see the display with the figures you have to press the black box on top, that confused me at first lol)
It’ll even show you the pov shot like how it would be looking up at your f/o (at least height wise, obviously not design wise)
I just thought it was super cool and I had a lot of fun playing around with it!! I couldn’t gatekeep this from you guys 🤍🐞🍀
Characters: Bubba, Nubbins, Choptop, Drayton and (briefly) Grandpa
Warnings/Tags: all pronouns for Bubba, small mention of animal death and taxidermy.
There’s a warning in red before the mention is made, that way if you still want to read, you can just skip over that bullet point 🤍🪽
❦Grandpa and Bubba like to have their suits ironed all the time, Drayton only asks for his clothes to be ironed before the annual Texas-Oklahoma Chili Cook-off. 🍎
❦Bubba likes honey bbq flavored chips, Drayton likes southern heat bbq, Choptop likes salt and vinegar and Nubbins prefers sour cream and onion. Grandpa isn’t allowed to have chips on account of them being a choking hazard. 🍏
❦Drayton likes plain cereals like Honey Nut Cheerios or Raisin Bran, Choptop likes cinnamon flavored cereals and both Nubbins and Bubba like fruity and chocolatey cereal. 🍎
❦Nubbins and Choptop like watching and subsequently making fun of tv shows all the time. Watching game shows and mocking the contestants by mimicking what they say in dumb voices. 🍏
❦The twins also like to rough house a lot, they try to get Bubba in on it, Bubba usually declines because he has chores to do, (so do the twins, they just like to slack off to goof around) but occasionally Bubba will join in on the fun. 🍎
❦Drayton is an early bird, he usually gets up around 5-6:30 in the morning, makes a pot of coffee and drinks it out on the porch. His moment of silence before the rest of the house wakes up and disturbs his peace.🍏
❦Bubba really likes candles. She likes picking them out in the store, looking at all the different colors and taking in all sorts of different scents. He usually gravitates towards fruity tropical scents, they’re colorful and fun! They’re also guilty of dipping their fingers in the hot wax. (Plus with him being an autistic man, sometimes things like bright lights can be very overstimulating, but when the room is only lit by candle light it’s much less strenuous for him. And the flames are fun to watch ᙏ̤̫) 🍎
❦Bubba likes to watch cartoons, so do the twins but I think Bubba gets more enjoyment out of it. Drayton hates most cartoons and is so irritated whenever one of the other boys puts one on. I can literally hear his voice in my head as I’m typing this saying “won’t you turn that crap off!??” lol 🍏
❦The Sawyers steal, and steal a lot. It’s mostly Choptop and Nubbins doing the stealing but occasionally Drayton and Bubba will be tempted by something they see out in town. Choptop and Nubbins will steal more so for themselves, a game boy they thought looked cool, a new record from a band Choptop’s into now, or candy. Whereas Drayton and Bubba try to steal things that would benefit the whole family. Money, gas canisters, actual food. Bubba gets really nervous stealing so they don’t do it as much. Drayton tries to charm or make small talk while slipping things into his pockets. And the twins are pretty obvious 😭 they always scurry off before any officers can arrive to the scene though. 🍎
❦Bubba likes to listen to the radio while sewing up their new masks. Much like Drayton has his quiet time in the early morning, Bubba has his, usually at night, in the basement. When he gets into a rhythm of sewing back and forth his mind gets a chance to unwind and settle down for a change. Sometimes though he doesn’t like to be alone with his thoughts so she enjoys listening to the radio instead. 🍏
❦The twins tend to stay up late, usually because they lost track of time while playing around with each other. While the rest of the house is trying to fall asleep around 10:30 to 11pm they’re still wide awake hootin n hollerin. Usually Drayton’s too tired to do much about it, he’ll cover his ears with his pillows much to his frustration, but sometimes if they’re particularly loud or just have been dickheads all day (usually they are I guess just being more of dickheads than usual lmao) Drayton will come stomping out of his bedroom to reprimand them. 🍎
❦Drayton is the only light sleeper in the house, he wakes up a lot throughout the night. I hear him get up to use the bathroom like 12 times a night, poor guy 🍏
❦(Warning here!!!!)Nubbins like to “taxidermy”. Usually on unfortunate smaller critters like possums that end up on the side of the road with tire marks branded into its torso. He stuff them with rocks and hay and gravel until it looks more like a sock puppet than an animal. It’s pretty grotesque. Also likes to prep bones for them to be hung up, usually just by blasting them with the hose and making a bunch of puddles in the yard. 🍎
❦Nubbins has a collection of snake skins and rattles. 🍏
