#slasher selfshipping

[ceramicapples]

His cute bunny teeth!!!! ꉂ₍⑅ᐢ‸　 ̫ 　‸ᐢ₎ɞ 🤍

[damebositos]

Freak couple spotted at bar

[myers-meadow]

bubba would help me keep cool and pack me snacks for working in this disgusting heat and he'd worry all day until i'm home safe with him <3

[ceramicapples]

٩(*•͈ ꇴ •͈*)و ̑̑❀Attention all yumeshippers/selfshippers!! I just found THE yumeship website

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𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌷͙⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

💓床ドンシミュレーター

It lets you compare sizes between you and your f/o! It covers pretty much everything, hand sizes, feet, height difference, how much they’d have to lean down to kiss you, and some other cutesy scenario/pose things!!! ๑•͈ᴗ•͈๑

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Here’s sum examples with my and my f/o’s measurements! (You do have to enter it in cm, and the website is in Japanese but I think if ur on iOS there’s an option to translate right in the website ^^ oh also to see the display with the figures you have to press the black box on top, that confused me at first lol)

It’ll even show you the pov shot like how it would be looking up at your f/o (at least height wise, obviously not design wise)

I just thought it was super cool and I had a lot of fun playing around with it!! I couldn’t gatekeep this from you guys 🤍🐞🍀

[ceramicapples]

Gotta give more love to Bubba from the second movie

Also had to show off this adorable outfit that inspired the drawings in the first place!!! :3

[ceramicapples]

Bubba Sawyer x Pregnant S/O 🤍🍀🐞

Not a request! Just something I was thinking about.. I just want that stinky fat cannibal’s babies is that too much to ask for?

Tags: Fem! Reader, obviously mentions of pregnancy/birth, He/Him pronouns for Bubs, Bubba being really sweet ♡, fluff, small nsfw mention at the end

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.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Was so shocked when you first told him. It wasn’t like a stressful type of shocked just a genuine astonishment of “she loves me so much she’s having a baby with me. With me!! A baby! She loves me!” He was quite literally jumping for joy with you in his arms. Then suddenly putting you down once he realized maybe he shouldn’t be squeezing the daylights out of you if you have a baby inside you now. He makes a mental note to work on that.

But once your feet are on the ground and he’s not squeezing you, he’s covering you in kisses, making excited squealing noises while holding you close to him, now much more gently. You giggle as the peppering of hundreds of kisses tickles your skin. And now he’s giggly too. He’s just an excited mess right now ♥︎

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Won’t let you do anything that could be potentially dangerous. Especially the further along you are with your pregnancy, the more he won’t let you do. It gets to the point where he is carrying you up and down the stairs because he’s scared you’re just gunna pop the second your foot touches that bottom step. It may be a little overbearing but he’s just trying his best to keep his family safe.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ I think his lack of sex ed definitely makes him a bit more paranoid. He just doesn’t really know how it works fully but he wants to know everything there is to know about it so he can take better care of you. I mean- your wife is telling you she has a baby in her uterus and you don’t even know what a uterus is, must be a bit scary. But explain what you can to him calmly and slowly walk him through it, it would ease his mind a bit.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Always tries his best to appeal to your cravings. He’s so sweet, he’ll literally get up in the middle of the night to make you food if you even slightly mention wanting something. And don’t let him catch your tummy growling! He’ll be in there trying to cook you up a feast at 2 in the morning.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Takes over your chores. He literally will not let you do them. Even if you want to help he refuses and tells you to go rest. He doesn’t want you overworking yourself! It’s already tough enough growing a baby in you, just sit this one out let him take care of it ♥︎

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Loves touching and “talking” (the best he can) to your belly. The first time he felt the baby kick his face lit up. He was so shocked, like woah there actually is a little guy in there! And it moves!!! It especially blows his mind when the baby responds to his voice. He looks up to see your reaction as if to say, “did you see that!!!” So much excitement !! ♥︎

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Speaking of touching, massagessss! He will rub you up and down just say the word and he’s on it. Rubbing your back and your hips whenever they get tight from all the tension, massaging your feet while watching tv together on the couch. He loves touching you (not in a sexual way, not to say that doesn’t happen but mainly just intimate. Very gentle and lovingly.) and he also loves to help, so if he can help you by touching you? He’s definitely gunna do it, no questions asked.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Was already pretty damn protective over his lover but now it’s cranked up to like 1000. But not just protective when it comes to keeping you safe from people but also just looking out for you constantly. Making sure you don’t bump into anything, or even worse possibly fall!! He could never let that happen on his watch.

But trust he is definitely also protective the other way, being more willing to rip and tear through anyone who could possibly pose a threat to his sweetheart now than ever. Very vigilant whenever you go out into the town for groceries, which you always go to together, mainly because he just loves spending time with you, but also he feels a need to act as your guard dog wherever you go.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Has you wear his clothes as the baby bump gets too big for your own wardrobe. He thinks it’s extra cute seeing you in his shirt, carrying his baby.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Was so proud to tell his family about the news. No one ever thought Bubba was gunna be the one to continue on the Sawyer family name but uh.. surprise!

Would definitely make Grandpa happy, as a way of continuing on his legacy. I think Drayton would enjoy the idea of it for the same reason as well.

Nubbins and Choptop are more so genuinely excited for their little brother, congratulating him in their own kinda-fucked-up-kinda-sweet way and excited to meet the new family member. They also enjoy talking to the baby bump but sometimes they’re so rowdy (mainly Nubbins) that Bubba feels the need to step in. Even if what Nubbins was doing wasn’t really that bad, Bubba’s just so overprotective right now to let anything make you uncomfortable in the slightest given the state you’re currently in.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Definitely one of those guys to get sympathy pains. Obviously he doesn’t really care for the pain part of it but it does make him feel closer to you, and makes him feel a bit better about the whole thing (feeling as though he’s the one responsible for the pain pregnancy causes since ya know.. he’s the one that got you pregnant.) so him also being in pain makes him feel like it’s a bit more fair. If he could have it his way he would be the one carrying the baby for you.

That sense of guilt is also apart of why he makes sure to take care of you extra extra good while you’re pregnant and after giving birth. You tell him there’s nothing to feel guilty for and that you wanted this and it’ll ease his mind temporarily, but he’ll still feel bad like 10 minutes later when he sees you waddling to the toilet to go throw up.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Just so full of genuine excitement and love. He’s gunna love this baby no matter what.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ Also kinda random but i feel like this man would make babies that look just like him omg. Like copy and paste. It would be a really heartwarming lesson for him to learn to love and accept his own face once he sees it on his child that he loves and adores oh so much.

.☘︎ ݁˖༘⋆ (nsfw mention here) He would have no problem waiting the 6 weeks or more for you to recover before having sex again. And when you do he’s going to be extra gentle and let you take control. Extra caressing on the hips and tummy, his way of saying thank you for carrying his child.

he’s such a family man, having kids with him would literally just like complete his whole world. He’s so precious ( ꜆ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ㅿᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )꜆

Ps to the one anon in my inbox waiting for a Choptop X reader, if you see this… I am currently working on ur request!! Should be done soon! ദ്ദി -᷅ ·̫ -᷄ )✧︎

[ceramicapples]

Sum moar selfship funsiezzz ◍˃ᵕ˂◍ !!!

Yes I actually do have green only in one eye that was not a rendering error, it’s called sectoral heterochromia and this is the only time I’ve been able to brag about it 🥹

🍎🤍

[ceramicapples]

Just ordered some stuff for a Bubba ita bag!!! And ofc it has to fall into my fun fruit aesthetic so the bag itself is an apple <3

It’s gunna take a while to get here but I’m so excited to show it off once I get it all put together.

I also wanna get felt so I can make sum cute chibis of bubba and stick them in there too!!! (❁˃́∀˂̀)

Oh and I got a custom pin with this image on it to add to it too :3

⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾ 🤍🍎🍏