#yushari

[brokershub]

Another cold and stern elf in Riften, fortunately Yushari has just what you need to make all the men flock from Haelga to you, and for a fair price.

Excuse you, Yushari, I’m as chirpy as a cricket.

Let Haelga have all these morons, I’ve got enough problems as it is. Don’t let me keep you.

[agitatedlarcenist]

Such a stern and angry one, you are. But it has been said that even simple things like flowers can brighten one's mood, lucky for you they are all on sale.

"How interesting. And tell me, Khajit, will these flowers also pacify all the lugs out there who are after my hide, shower my organization in limitless riches and dispel the horrendous throbbing that’s been assaulting my head for the past week?"

[nextsummersseeds]

yushari 

"Excellent! You should buy all the flowers then, you can never have enough."

"Wouldn't that, y'know, put you out of business? Plus, I don't even know your prices yet."

[nextsummersseeds]

Such a pretty lady, but you can be prettier yet! Yushari has just what you need, flowers, you should buy some.

Arzuug blinked at the stranger. They were joking, right? At least about the pretty part.

"Uhm, I doubt they'll make me prettier... Unless you sell miracle flowers, that is," she joked, but reached for her coin purse. "Either way, I suppose more flowers couldn't hurt."

[dakog]

yushari:

This one is called Yushari, and she is the humble but fair florist before you.

Do I look like I want a damn flower?

[halforcsmash]

Such a big and strong one, you are! But what is strength without a little beauty? And what is beauty without flowers? I'm having a sale, you should buy some.

I have no need of flowers dyin' and wilted before they're sold. 

There's plenty of 'em out in th' plains and on th' mountain sides. 

[dakog]

Such a big and strong one, you are! But what is strength without a little beauty? And what is beauty without flowers? I'm having a sale, you should buy some.

…And who the fuck are you s’posed to be?