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[yoruichisuggestions]

Fight like a girl. 

[kukakusuggestions]

@karinsuggestions @yuzusuggestions 

Happy birthday for yesterday! Hope you had a great day and got to blow up something big - or whatever it is kids in the living world do for fun.

I would have posted this on time except I only just got word it was your birthdays. Remind me to punch your pathetic excuse for a father in the head if he ever comes crawling back. I don’t care how long he’s been gone, family’s family and birthdays are important. 

Oh and when you use those soul tickets the soutaicho gave you, you’d better stop in and say hi to your auntie Kukkaku! I’ll make sure my useless brother cooks you something special and you can get personally acquainted with the Shiba family business.

[yachirusuggestions]

let’s play the four letter words game! i’ll go first.

play

[bazz-bsuggestions]

heat!

[aizensamasuggestions]

Plan.

[kyokasuigetsusuggestions]

kiss

[momosuggestions]

Stab.

[yushirosuggestions]

Fast

[hiyorisuggestions]

SHOE

[sextasuggestions]

FIST

[uraharasuggestions]

Cane

[kukakusuggestions]

BOOM! 

[hogyokusuggestions]

OOC: Bleach Brave Souls friending meme

((So I just deleted my old account, rerolled a new one for TBTP, and I need some friends. Anyone wants to help out? We could start a friending meme.))

My name is the “highly innovative” Hogy-chan.

[hirakosuggestions]

((I’m in the American server but I’m Ephona))

[sextasuggestions]

(( //I’m in the American server, i’m SuzumeM [my oc’s name shhh], if anyone wants to friend me!))

[tatsukisuggestions]

//mine’s Reikichi !

[tatsukisuggestions]

// I don’t know. I’m probably in it too though? I’m your friend in the game though so that probably doesn’t matter?? @hogyokusuggestions

@hirakosuggestions @sextasuggestions what is the American server?

[sextasuggestions]

// i…dk? there’s just the global one and the JPN-only one, as far as i know…

[tatsukisuggestions]

// Okay, that’s what I thought, but you and Hirakosuggestions said you were in the American one? idk…

@hogyokusuggestions

[hirakosuggestions]

((idek how this works I just don’t have the one where I have to patch it from Japan? shrugs))

[kukakusuggestions]

Global server and Cestus. Friending would be great. :D

[yoruichisuggestions]

OOC: So I spent like… 1250 orbs all weekend trying to get TBTP Urahara in Bleach Brave Souls, and RNG trolls me so hard, I got every single gacha character except Urahara (and 4* Aizen).  Frustrated, I do one last yolo single pull and guess who decided to show up:

HE’S NOT EVEN FEATURED IN THIS GACHA.

NICELY PLAYED, @aizensamasuggestions

[aizensamasuggestions]

To which, I can only say:

[hogyokusuggestions]

YOU THINK THE GAME LIKES TO TROLL US, LOOK - LOOK AT THE WRONG NUMBER OF STARS ON THAT KISUKE I CAN’T EVEN GET OFF CAPS.

Yeah, my reroll starter pulls are 3* Kisuke + 5* Tessai. I’m done (for).

WHERE IS MY YORUICHI WHERE.

[tatsukisuggestions]

// I got a 5* Kenpachi and 5* Shinji last night!! Which I’m pretty excited about even if the ones you guys got look cooler.

[sextasuggestions]

//OOC: UGH I HATE ALL OF YOU GUYS THO YOU ALL HAVE MULTIPLE 5 STARS… The best I’ve gotten in Brave Souls is a 4* Kisuke, a 4* Rose and a 4* Gin…. I KEEP PULLING MOTHERFUCKIN’ 3* LIEUTENANTS I’M JUST SO MAD RN. 

(if anyone knows which summon has a Grimmow in its selection pool pls tell me??? i need one like I need air.)

[tatsukisuggestions]

//YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET A 5* OTHER THAN RENJI. LIKE OVER THE COURSE OF 20ISH DAYS AND PROBABLY 10 SUMMONSX10S I FINALLY GOT ANOTHER 5* (it just happened to have 2 five stars in it too!) 

Probably the regular summons has Grimmjow? not the top one but the ‘Premium Summons’ 

[sextasuggestions]

//OH HOLY JEEZ. okay tbh i’ve only been playing for like 4 days now but…….THIS GAME IS SO MEAN //cries. i honestly just literally throw my orbs at the summons as soon as i rack up 25 or more >>;; it’s not the best way to do things i know but im desperate ngl. just got a 3* matsumoto actually UGH SO MANY LIEUTENANTS….

i’ll keep trying that one then! :’D

[tatsukisuggestions]

// DO THE SUMMONS x10!!!!! It takes a while to save up, but you get 10 at once AND there has to be AT LEAST one 4* (usually more!!) per summons!!!

There’s like, a 3% chance to summon a 5* per summons I think? So if you do it enough, you should get one eventually!! Just might take a while!

[aikawasuggestions]

I definitely recommend doing the summons x10! That’s the best way to get high stars. I’ve got four 5 stars and nine 4 stars, but I really want Shinji and Urahara!

[yoruichisuggestions]

OOC: Yep, definitely recommend the x10 summons, too.  I only did singles last night because I wasn’t going to be able to gather up the necessary 250, so I did about 4-5 singles.

ANYWAY, I woke up today feeling better about all this xD  This gacha treated me very well, overall.  @sextasuggestions since you’re so new to the game, you could look into rerolling to get a starter team you’ll like. I’ve invested too much time in my account (and am very pleased with it) to do the same, but for newer players I’d recommend it so you can get off to a good start without wasting too many orbs. 

[kukakusuggestions]

OOC: I agree about the reroll. If you’re only 4 days in, you’ve not wasted that much time and effort, and it’s so worth it to get a good starting line-up. 

(I also had crap luck on the tbtp gatcha :( No Tessai, Yoruichi or Urahara. *sobs* Though I did manage two 5* Hiyoris, one of which will make a useful replacement for Komamura on my PVP team, alongside NY Byakuya and Released Grimmjow.)

[rukiasuggestions]

Ooc: hey suggestionblogs!! Rukiasuggestion’s mun here to propose the first ever seireitei poetry slam!! If you want your bleach muse to be part of the story just reblog this and if you’ve got any preferences/ideas, just put it in the tag!! It will be crack and it will be nonsense at it’s prime; I hope y'all are ready.

[kukakusuggestions]

Ooc: okay, count me. Sounds like fun.

[ichigosuggestions]

don’t let aizen block your sword with his finger

[tatsukisuggestions]

im going to punch him in the face with my entire house. im a shonen protagonist so it’s totally within my capabilities

Please do

[kukakusuggestions]

Why use your own house, when you can have one specially designed for the job! 

[shaolinsoifonsuggestions]

I also found this photo of you two, @yoruichisuggestions and @yushirosuggestions!

[yoruichisuggestions]

Wow, we do look very much alike, don’t we?

[yushirosuggestions]

Oh wow that’s incredible, Soifon-san!

[kukakusuggestions]

Hey Yoruichi, remember when you used to look just like that little brother of yours? You were such a cute kid. And then folks got to know you, and boy were they in for a surprise. A bit of a hellion lurking under all those silks.

[kukakusuggestions]

If you want to get to the Soul King’s palace, take the easy route and catch the cannon.

[aizensamasuggestions]

#looking at you Aizen #plan? what plan

Ah, yes, the explosive Shiba.

…

NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A CANON

[kukakusuggestions]

#How long have you people had this technology?#Also that pig-riding Shiba seems to have a map!#Why did no one tell me there was a map?

I’d have thought that anyone who reckoned themselves up to taking the Soul King’s throne would have done their research. 

[kukakusuggestions]

If you want to get to the Soul King’s palace, take the easy route and catch the cannon.

[uraharasuggestions]

It’s a general rule of thumb that explosions make everything cooler.

[kukakusuggestions]

Eh, Kisuke. Good to see my excellent influence hasn’t worn off after all these years.