#karinsuggestions

[kukakusuggestions]

@karinsuggestions @yuzusuggestions 

Happy birthday for yesterday! Hope you had a great day and got to blow up something big - or whatever it is kids in the living world do for fun.

I would have posted this on time except I only just got word it was your birthdays. Remind me to punch your pathetic excuse for a father in the head if he ever comes crawling back. I don’t care how long he’s been gone, family’s family and birthdays are important. 

Oh and when you use those soul tickets the soutaicho gave you, you’d better stop in and say hi to your auntie Kukkaku! I’ll make sure my useless brother cooks you something special and you can get personally acquainted with the Shiba family business.

[aizensamasuggestions]

Happy birthday to the Kurosaki twins (May 6), @yuzusuggestions and @karinsuggestions.  For a gift, I offer my sincere hope that your brother stays alive... for a while longer.

[aizensamasuggestions]

Do you ever get thirsty talking as much as you do? Because we lose the majority of the water we've ingested talking/breathing.

This sounds like a problem humans have.  

Perhaps your older brother never informed you, but I’m not human.  I was born a Shinigami and now I am something greater.

So, no. I don’t get thirsty. I would have died in Muken long ago if I needed to drink to sustain my life.

..

Or are you suggesting I talk too much?

If that’s the case, perhaps you shouldn’t threaten to steal my zanpakutō.  I wouldn’t interact with you at all, if you didn’t ‘start’ it.  Sort of like this “ask.” If you didn’t want me to talk, why did you ask me a question?

[uryuslefthandsuggestions]

What the actual fuck?

What’s your point?