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Fu Shen: I keep a picture of you in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at it.

Yan Xiaohan: Awwww-

Fu Shen: And I tell myself "if I can deal with this idiot, I can deal with anything."

Yan Xiaohan: Oh.

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Thank you Medicine Hat and to Maureen Inspire Studio, Gallery & Café for the recent sale of this artwork...love this piece because of the beautiful trees and special times walking the river path and socializing with friends! 22x44 inches, Riverview of City Hall, #Medicine Hat #riverview #riverneighborhood #downtownmh #acrylicpainting #cityhall #yxh #soldartwork #boldness #boldandbeautiful #painting #inspiregallery (at Medicine Hat, Alberta)

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Yan Xiaohan: You better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don't make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.

Fu Shen: Don't threaten me with a good time.

Yan Xiaohan: Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker.

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Fu Shen: Okay, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here.

Yan Xiaohan: I literally have you pinned to the ground right now.

Fu Shen: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Fu Shen: Here’s the thing, Sir Yan and I are enemies in real life. Whatever you crazy people think out there, we’re enemies.

Yan Xiaohan, mouthing: We love each other.

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Yan Xiaohan: My bloodline ends with me.

Fu Shen: That's a fancy ass way to say you're gay.

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Yan Xiaohan at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?

Fu Shen, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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Fu Shen: I ate six sandwiches in like four minutes, and now I can't move.

Yan Xiaohan:...I can offer mouth to mouth.

Fu Shen: Don't you dare extract any of my sandwiches.