Yan Xiaohan: You better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don't make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.
Fu Shen: Don't threaten me with a good time.
Yan Xiaohan: Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker.
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Yan Xiaohan: You better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don't make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight.
Fu Shen: Don't threaten me with a good time.
Yan Xiaohan: Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker.
Fu Shen: Here’s the thing, Sir Yan and I are enemies in real life. Whatever you crazy people think out there, we’re enemies.
Yan Xiaohan, mouthing: We love each other.
Yan Xiaohan: My bloodline ends with me.
Fu Shen: That's a fancy ass way to say you're gay.
Yan Xiaohan at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?
Fu Shen, next in line: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Fu Shen: When we first met, I thought you were so cute and handsome.
Yan Xiaohan: Aw, thank-
Fu Shen: Then, of course, you spoke.
Xiao Xun: C'mon, Sir Yan can’t be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he’s a terrible kisser or something.
Fu Shen, without thinking: No. He’s good at that too.
Xiao Xun: Well, there’s gotta be some- wait, what?!
Fu Shen: What?
Fu Shen: Those candies you brought? Sucked.
Yan Xiaohan: You ate them all though.
Fu Shen: I had to make sure they ALL sucked.
Yan Xiaohan: There's only one thing worse than death.
Yan Xiaohan: [rips off card, so it says Fu Jingyuan's Death]
Yuantai Emperor, nodding: Fu Shen.
Yan Xiaohan: No!