The Princess And The Gun
My take on the fairytale Princess & the pea for Lee's (@zablife) fairytale AU Challenge.
Polly is up to some mischief because there's a girl claiming to be the Princess of a Gangster & John could be her Prince Charming. Using my modern!John couple, but this is loosely set in canon PB era. Imogen is my own creation, she's been popping up here & there with her lover boy John. This time she's taking on a fairytale.
No major warnings: mention of guns, swearing, usual PB antics, Minors DNI
Imogen has so far tormented John here & been surprised by John on NYE here.
Masterlist | divider by @/cursed-carmine
The Princess & The Gun
Imogen cursed as the heavens opened, sending down sheets of rain as she hurried through the cobbled streets, the storm having followed her all the way from Aston. Threatening to break at any moment.
She was soaked when she pushed into the rowdy pub, the room falling silent as she stumbled through. Hair sticking to her face, her clothes soaked right to her skin.
All eyes on her as she squelched to the bar, “a hot tea” she muttered “please” she added as she pushed money across to the bar tender.
“What do we have here, eh?” The voice came from behind her. She whipped round eyes blazing “My father is the King of Aston he will cut you if you touch me” she seethed, arms across her chest.
The man whistled, smirking at his friends “got ourselves a lively little princess here” he joked, Imogen held his stare, her eyes burning into him.
“Leave her alone boys” the woman's voice spread the huddle of men as she walked through. “Fuck off, shoo” she batted her hand at them, “look at you all wet” she tutted, shrugging off the velvet cape she had on, draping it over Imogen's shoulders.
The musky perfume, smoke and city smog scent filled her nostrils, the warmth of the material kept her shivers at bay. The woman ushered her into the corner room.
“Harry bring a pot of hot tea” the older lady ordered, Imogen followed her through. The air was thick with cigarette smoke “takes a brave woman to walk into a pub alone”
Imogen shrugged, “I had nothing to lose” she explained. The older woman eyed her up and down “I'm Polly” she held out her hand, Imogen took it “Imogen” she replied
Polly poured her a cup of steaming tea, “I heard you mention your father is the King of Aston?” She raised a perfectly shaped eyebrow. Imogen nodded “Bobby Phillips” she confirmed, Polly smiled.
“Well I never knew Bobby had a daughter” Polly fixed her with a look “he doesn't let me out much, which has led me here” she shivered, her wet clothes had started to stick to her.
Polly nodded as the doors opened, Imogen looked up as three men in smart suits entered.
She knew who the Shelby brothers were, the reason she was here was because of John Shelby. Fresh from a stint in prison because of that letterbox bomb everyone got up in arms about, he was a single guy and if rumours were true he wanted a wife.
“Who's this Pol?” Tommy asked, Polly looked up at him over her cup “Tommy this is a real Princess” she grinned, “Princess Imogen Phillips of Aston” she carried on.
The three men gave each other a look “Phillips, Bobby Phillips?” He asked, pulling his cigarette from between his lips.
John had kept his gaze on her the longest, he was sure when she wasn't drenched from the rain she would be all Hollywood glamour like in the movies at the picture house.
“Yes” Imogen answered, “Bobby doesn't have a daughter” Tommy scoffed, Imogen rolled her eyes “I wouldn't say I'm kin of Bobby Phillips if I wasn't, who would choose to be related to that cunt of a man?” She folded her arms across her chest.
John smirked “Got the mouth of a Phillips”
“Our John would like himself a Princess” Arthur nudged Tommy. “John would like a lot of things” Polly hummed “I'm right here” John tutted, giving her a cheeky grin.
Tommy ignored him pointing his finger in Polly's direction “Yes but our John and this Princess of Aston would link the Shelby's and the Phillips which could help with the tracks” Tommy thought out loud.
Polly rolled her eyes “come love let's get you into some dry clothes” she stood up holding out her hand for Imogen. “I can walk her home” John offered.
“You'll do no such thing” Polly replied over her shoulder, Imogen fell into step beside Polly as they left the pub, the rain had almost died down.
“John is very handsome” She stated, Polly cast her a sideways glance “Very, but he doesn't know how to behave” Polly laughed.
“I'm sure I could tame him” Imogen shrugged, smirking Polly let her into the house “Not sure you're cut out for this life”
Imogen touched her arm to stop her in the hall “I've grown up in this kind of life, I can handle myself. I'm not scared of a gun” she locked eyes with Polly.
Polly nodded “I'll introduce you properly in the morning” she carried on through the hall up the stairs “Come, you can stay here”
Imogen dressed in dry clothes, thick woolen socks on her feet as she padded back into the room Polly had made up for her, the candle light on the bedside casting a warm glow through the room.
“We have two mattresses on this bed, it's a bit old and uncomfortable otherwise” Polly smiled, handing her a steaming cup of tea. Imogen nodded, taking the tea with thanks.
Then she was left alone to get some rest.
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“I'm telling you she's not related to Bobby Phillips” Tommy argued with Polly in the betting shop the next morning. “Well she wants to be properly introduced to John” Polly stated
Tommy sighed “John will be too much for her” he replied, signing some betting slips
“We’ll see” Polly shrugged, heading for the doors back into the kitchen.
Imogen sat at the table, bleary eyed and messed up curls “you're awake” Polly smiled, Imogen stifled a yawn “just about” she hummed.
“Sleep well?” Polly asked, Imogen shook her head “not really, those mattresses were a nightmare” she pulled a face “then this morning I realised why”
Polly turned to her “oh?”
Imogen smirked, pulling something from the waistband of her skirt “this was between the mattresses” she slid the gun across the table.
“I wonder how that ended up there” Polly sighed, picking it up and placing it in the kitchen drawer “I told you last night I can handle a gun” Imogen spoke softly.
The door opened bringing with it a gust of cold air “Pol, any food I'm starving?” Imogen felt the goosebumps rise across her body at his voice.
Eyes dragging over him, as he chatted to Polly. “John this is Imogen” Polly gestured to her at the table. “Oh the real Princess?” John smiled as he turned to her.
With one look at her John knew she had to be his, a lonely bachelor with the opportunity to wed such a beautiful woman. And so, in June 1920 John took Princess Imogen of Aston to be his wife, because only a real Princess of a Gangster would be able to sleep that close to a gun without fear.
The gun they displayed on the mantle in their home, the gun that had found John, the woman who would calm him, slow him down and love him fiercely. Rumours has it John gifted Imogen with her own gun on their wedding night, because he'd witnessed her use a gun without fear in her eyes.
Lee @zablife I had so much fun doing this 🤭 I also made a moodboard 'If she could handle a gun she could definitely handle John Shelby.'
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