Dec 4, 2019
Finally got some of those final fest highlights done, so here’s a few things that didn’t/couldn’t be in the final video!
Watch the full video here!
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Finally got some of those final fest highlights done, so here’s a few things that didn’t/couldn’t be in the final video!
Watch the full video here!
Me @ Merlin after his initial release:
ya ur cute, but also busted as all hell
Me @ merlin after already having him at diamond:
y,,,ya ur cute,, but,,also bu
So... I forgot to set my coffee pot the night before... NOW IM JUST OVER HERE LIKE....
//Laughs in Dragon//
Oh you have an appetite for fabulous? B*tch I lick the plate.
YOU DONT NEED A TON OF EXPENSIVE STUFF TO BE A WITCH
Seriously. You don't. I wanna cry when I see baby witches say "I really want to practice my craft but this spell calls for-" no. Stop. That's bullshit ok? All you need is energy, Intent. That's what you NEED. Everything else is just extra. This works for closeted witches too.
Candles: don't have room/money for a bunch of different colors/shapes/etc? No problem! White tealights. Thats all you need. You can get like 200 of them for less than 5 bucks. White candles substitute for any color. If you really need color though.... Use glitter! Craft glitter. Sprinkle that shit on there. Throw a pinch in the air as an offering while you're at it. Carve a word/symbol in the bottom with a thumbtack or write it with a permanent marker.
Herbs: you know what witches of old used to use? WHATEVER GREW NEARBY. use a blade of grass. It doesnt matter. Rosemary substitutes for any herb, and black pepper can be used in place of banefuls. Check your kitchen cabinet.
Crystals: rocks are fun to collect. You know what most rocks have in them? QUARTZ! Clear Quartz is able to substitute for any other stone.
Oils: you don't need enough essential oils to rival a perfumer's lab. You just don't. You need one, maybe two oils. Olive oil can substitute for any other oil. If its a potion you need to wear? Coconut oil.
Your voice: Sing. Yell. Whisper. Chant. Write....they don't call it a SPELL for nothing.
Use what you find in your environment. Follow the seasons. Who cares if snobby witches say "Oh you need The Root of a specific tree that grows on a north facing hill or YOU aren't magic enough." Fuck. That. Noise. Only one who can decide how magic you are....is you. Now go out, wave your party city fairy wand, and change the fucking world!
Sassy sentence starters | lines
“If someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, you just look around and answer ‘haven’t decided yet.’’
“From this point on I’m going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad, some should be scared.”
“Some people just need a pat on the back off a cliff.”
“I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly.”
“Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.”
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.”
“I’m one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.”
“Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
“Junior high called they want their drama back.”
“Sarcasm: The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.”
“Just like the alphabet, bitch, I came before U.”
“I’m not saying let’s kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.”
“I’d rather fucking cheese grate my nipples than get back with them.”
“I’m bilingual, I speak bitch too.”
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
“The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.”
“Well hello there, you look like a bad decision, come on over here.”
“I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.”
“I’m not saying she’s a hoe, but if her vagina was a property of monopoly it’d be free parking.”
“I already know that I'm going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home.”
“People are so ungrateful...no one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.”
“You know that little voice inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.”
“It’s a beautiful day to not be an asshole.”
“You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.”
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.”
“I’m just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.”
