#zach minder

[parf-fan]

Please enjoy this reaction image I made in response to a friend not wanting to complete a task.

By all means, use.

(Check out Michael Ulrich’s photography!)

[parf-fan]

Please look at this photo of Sir Philippe as hero, King Henry as villain, and Sir Roland as damsel in distress.

(Check out Michael Ulrich’s photography!)

[parf-fan]

(Check out Michael Ulrich’s photography!)

[parf-fan]

I understand canceling a day of the Faire because of weather making things just too unsafe for the performers, I’m not upset at Mount Hope for doing so.  I’m just upset at reality: for depriving the improv track of their second performance of the (absolutely hilarious and phenomenal) Harry Potter Disasterpiece; for only allowing Chris Burch one day of the filling-in he’d been rehearsing a month for; and for depriving Zach Minder of his birthday as king on a Faire day.  I just hope that y’all (the cast) are throwing him the best damn impromptu birthday party in the history of impromptu birthday parties.

[parf-fan]

OKAY BUT!

We all know and love Zach Minder’s utterly perfect hair.

And we all know and love his headbanging to Tartanic.

And we all know and love the wondrous hair of Patrick Croce.

And we know he’s playing king of France this year.

Which means.

We may have two separate perfectly-haired kings headbanging at Finale.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parf-fan]

Your fav is problematic: Zach Minder

hair is suspiciously beautiful

too skilled/talented

makes absurdly funny yet subtle in-jokes about previous casting

calls forth envy through proficiency in all things you wish you could do

can act like hell

a damn good singer

highly skilled in stage-combat

improvises

can LITERALLY JOUST

hair flows in the wind when he rides horses

like really

who the heck said that was okay

brings too much delight

too kind, too warm, too joyful

unfairly perfect overall

[parf-fan]

(Check out Michael Ulrich’s photography!)