May 9
Do you have any pets?
Naw, dude. I’m not uh.. super responsible with pets. My mom let me have a fish by chance a couple years ago and uh… yeeeah, that didn’t go super well, yo. I learned my lesson, y’know?
Animals are rad, but.. from far away.
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Do you have any pets?
Naw, dude. I’m not uh.. super responsible with pets. My mom let me have a fish by chance a couple years ago and uh… yeeeah, that didn’t go super well, yo. I learned my lesson, y’know?
Animals are rad, but.. from far away.
Come on…… I’m sure everyone would love to know about your opinion! 🎤
Like, dude… That’s the hot topic for sure!
Yo, you already KNOW my opinion! Worldwide RULES and Global is totally WACK. Stop buggin', man!
Global studios is so much better than your lame studio, you know that, right? how many shows were you guys able to make, huh? ONE! And that’s actually just one too many! No one likes your studio! The only reason it was ever popular is because you’re just BLATANTLY ripping US off, dude! Who do you guys think you are!? Like, come on! The Jammin’ Ninja was clearly just ripping the Steel AND Nickel Samurai off! We had the best actors, AND we made SO much money off of our shows! I bet you could only reel in about 10K bucks, and I’m feeling generous!
-tauer aufer
Woah, woah, woah! Chillax on the insults! You global studios guys really are pests! Maaan, I shouldn't even be responding to this, but I can't take this slander on my name!
You know what? I think I know why you people keep comin' back... You're just pressed that the Jammin' Ninja achieved everything you guys couldn't with your "Steel Samurai" shizz! I mean, you guys literally made TWO of them.. Cooome on, what even IS the "Nickel Samurai?" If that's not copy-paste, I don't know what is, brotato chip.
Like, what's next dude? The tin samurai? The gold samurai? Don't waste my time, man. The Jammin' Ninja's got a completely different story and characters and EVERYTHING. It's so good, that we haven't HAD to make any new shows. It's called a one-hit wonder. And we reeled in TONS of bucks over at Worldwide. You've got NO idea, tauer-man. ..Buzz off.
Hi Zack!! Do you have anything I could cook or something? I just feel like making food right now.
-🐟
Yo, you should make chicken Alfredo..!
That’s like.. one of my faves. It’s literally da bomb, dude. And it brings back some killer sense of nostalgia, yo.
Genuinely such an awesomesauce food.
But hey, if you do make it, Tauer-man, you’re gonna HAFTA invite me. I’ll bring sooooda…
Least fav food?
Mushrooms.. don’t understand the hype!
Dude dude bro my plan didn’t work! I followed your advice and I took my friend out and about into public spaces and I kept telling everyone how awesome and cool and smart and how good at arguing he is but like NO ONE wanted to be his friend! I feel like such a bad friend 😢 I can’t even get my bro more friends after dragging him around for 2 whooole hours!! I even tried pushing him into someone for like that perfect tv moment where they like help eachother up and fall in love or something but it didn’t work!!! 😭😭😭 Dude I’ve watched so many TV shows I thought I knew all the strategies by now!
-💽
Aw, darn! I’m sorry hear that, man! Well, you know the sayin’! Try, try again! Look, your friend will hit that suhweeet friendliness gold someday. But uh, if you’re runnin’ out of options, I’d always be happy to friend up your homie! I’m a pretty chill guy! I’m sure we can get along, brochacho.
Dude bro you seem super knowledgable I need your help! 😨
I know this guy and I’m preetty sure he’s got like no friends except me! Or like only like three friends… and I need some tips on how to get this guy out there!! And you’re clearly a super cool celebrity who must have so many friends so you obviously know what to do!
- 💽 (Vinnie)
Well, dude, uh… Usually people bond by what their hobbies are, yo. There’s a tennis club I go to, and there’s a good group of fun homies there! Try gettin’ your friend into some stuff like that. Or go to public places ya like and just try strikin’ up a radical conversation! Getting friends is kiiinda hard though, dude. Different things work for different people.
Favourite drink?
Ramune! I mean, I like all kinds of soda, yo.. but this one’s da BOMB! And it’s uh.. got a lower sugar content. Val’ said I should watch my levels.