The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)
"Two drag queens and a transgender woman travel across the australia outback on a tour bus named Priscilla."
9 for vanta, 22 for wilson and 24 for zali please !!
≫ A/N: Hyello! Wow, 3 of them?! I will try my best :D They aren't super long, but I hope you like them regardless.
CW: reader is also a hero, smut in all but Zali's but there is a hint of it at the end, alcohol consumption (duh) in Vanta's fic, Vanta gets a blowjob in a bathroom stall, mention of masturbation and fantasies (Wilson), Dom!reader and sub!Wilson, reader dry humps Wilson, and he cums because of it, Slightly yandere Zali, Zali comforts you after your boyfriend cheated on you, Zali uses your broken heart as an opportunity to make a move on you now that you're vulnerable
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My favourite hero
Prompt 9: Drunken confessions
Vanta and you had been best friends for years. You often helped him out with his hero duties whenever you could, if you weren't busy with your own. The two of you would often go to your favourite bar after your hero duties to relax and unwind a bit, just like you were doing tonight.
You were originally planning on having just one drink, but one drink turned into many more. Now, both of you were pretty drunk, and you were having a laugh, talking about the recent adventures you'd been on and all the hilarious stuff that happened during said adventures.
Then, an awkward silence. You looked into the hero's eyes, and the feelings you had been having for Vanta all this time were bubbling up more and more with each drink you knocked back. You subconsciously twirled some hair around your finger as you drowned in his eyes. Vanta looked at you questioningly, slightly tilting his head.
"What are you thinking about?" he asked you. You collected all your courage, and then you blurted out, "You know... You're just perfect. You're handsome, so funny and so kind... You're strong, and you're always there for me. And... I just really love you." You hid your face in your hands after this confession as you were blushing 50 shades of red. Vanta was kind of taken aback, but he was so happy you had finally confessed to him since he had been feeling the same for quite some time. "You know... I, uh... I really love you too..." The hero admitted sheepishly, his usual bravado now gone, now that his love interest was being so honest with him.
You leaned forward to carefully wrap your arms around the hero, pulling him closer. You looked into his eyes, then to his lips, and back to his eyes again. You wanted to kiss him so badly... Should you do it? Would he even like it? But you didn't have time to worry about it anymore since Vanta leaned forward to gently press his lips onto yours. You entangled your hands in his hair, and you bit at his bottom lip softly, asking him for entrance. Vanta opened up for you, and you wasted no time slipping your tongue into his mouth. He let out a groan of approval mixed with need when your tongue brushed against his, and he could feel himself getting harder with every minute you spent kissing each other.
After a little bit, you broke the kiss, and your mouth moved to his ear to whisper something in it. "Come with me... I need to taste you now," you said, and when you leaned back to take hold of his hands, Vanta looked at you questioningly. You got up and pulled the hero along with you, leading him towards the bathrooms. By now, Vanta was picking up on what your intentions were, and it only made him that much hornier. When you had entered the stall and locked the door, you wasted no time getting on your knees and kneading his hard-on through his pants.
"Fuck... I need you so bad." You whispered as your hand unzipped his pants to take his cock out of them. You gave the hero a few experimental strokes, but you were impatient and took him into your mouth soon after, moving your head back and forth. Vanta let out a low moan when he felt your mouth around his dick, entangling his hand into your hair as the other was trying to take hold of the wall of the stall behind him for some kind of leverage, which he knew was silly because obviously you can't take hold of a wall at all. But the pleasure you were delivering to him felt so overwhelming that he had no idea what to do with his hands at all.
You took him deeper, trying your best to relax your gag reflex, managing to do so after some time and pretty much choking on his cock. It tasted so delicious and musky, and he was so big, but you were so desperate to have all of it down your throat. As you kept sucking, Vanta noticed that the alcohol was really influencing his stamina. He was getting close already, and he couldn't wait to shoot his load down your throat. Both his hands were in your hair now, and he moved your head, basically using you like a living fleshlight. Vanta's moans grew louder, not really caring if anyone could hear the obscene things you two were doing in the stall. With a moan of your name, he released into your mouth, and you happily swallowed all of it.
You got up to eye level with him again, tucking him back into his pants while he was still busy catching his breath. "Fuck... You have no idea how long I've been dreaming about doing things like these with you..." the hero said, very slurred due to the alcohol and the afterglow taking him over. "Good," you said as you got on your tippy toes to kiss his lips, "you have no idea about how badly I've wanted to suck your dick all this time."
The two of you walked out of the stall, walking right past a few people who had been listening to the things you had been doing.
Prompt 22: I hate you, but I love you
Wilson absolutely despised you. You have been his rival for a little while now, also doing your own hero duties. Lately, you had been at the scene first, and you cleaned up even faster than he could. Every time you left, you would either smirk at him or throw him a wink, and it left him absolutely furious and gawking, astounded.
What made him even more furious was that you were incredibly attractive. That bodysuit matched the colour of your eyes and hugged your curves so deliciously. He hated the fact that when he came home those nights, he would sometimes jerk off to you, because he couldn't deny how hot you were, and he really wanted to see you fall apart on his mouth after he had ripped that suit off of you.
Another night where Wilson was called in for hero duties, but he raced over there so fast that he actually arrived before you this time. He quickly got busy with slaying the monster, and soon enough, you arrived as well, and you got a few hits in too. He knew you were jealous that Wilson got there before you, and you were doing everything you could to steal the spotlight from him. And you succeeded. With a well-aimed hit of your immense sword, you had slain the monster, which then proceeded to fall backwards with a loud groan.
You threw your rival another smirk and said, "You know, you've really lost your touch, buddy. You aren't quite as quick and strong as you used to be. Are you distracted by me, by any chance?" Wilson scoffed, offended that you could ever even think you were the reason he was so distracted, knowing full well it was true. Even though he hated losing to you, seeing you put all your skills on display always gave him a raging boner, which would clearly be hard to hide in that skintight suit of his, so he just hoped you had never noticed.
"You're such a cocky bitch. How could you possibly even think you're the reason I'm distracted?" Wilson said as he puffed his cheeks. 'Adorable,' you thought, and with a few massive jumps with those boots of yours that made you really mobile, you landed in front of him. You threw him another smirk as you pushed him onto his back on the rooftop, and you moved to sit down on his crotch.
"Is that so? Then why do you have such a massive hard-on every time we come across each other?" you said as you started rubbing your core against his dick. Wilson did his best to hold back those noises that you really wanted to hear, and his brain was not really sure if he wanted to push you off of him or grip your hips and move you against his cock with more force. But he didn't have to do much thinking about it. As if you read his mind, you took hold of his hands and placed them on your hips as you ground into him harder. Wilson was really struggling to hold back those delicious moans now, and you wanted to hear them.
With a frustrated growl, you leaned forward and bit at the hero's neck, and then you proceeded to suck a hickey right beneath his ear, and finally you heard him moan. It gave you more motivation to keep going, and you shoved your tongue into his mouth, swallowing his moans. Wilson hated that he enjoyed losing control over you. He felt so sensitive due to all the built-up sexual tension between the two of you, and he could feel himself getting close. You noticed, and with another one of those infuriatingly attractive smirks of yours, you put even more pressure onto his dick as you could feel his hips starting to stutter as the grip on your hips tightened.
"Ahw, just look at you. I'm barely doing anything, and you're so close to cumming already. You must have really wanted this. Isn't that right, sweetheart?" you said with such a sickeningly sweet voice that was so teasing that it only turned the hero on more and more. A pathetic whimper left his lips as he could feel that coil in his stomach tightening. "Go ahead then, cum," you demanded as you bit his earlobe while you kept moving your hips back and forth. With a shaky exhale of breath and a loud moan, Wilson came. You got off the hero and grabbed his hand to pull him up. With weak knees, Wilson let you pull him up as he was still trying to catch his breath.
"We're not done here, buddy. You're coming home with me. I have wanted you ever since I first laid eyes on you. And now I'm going to do whatever I want to you. Because I know you want me just as bad," you said as you scooped Wilson into your arms. And with those cool bouncy boots of yours, you made your way to your home, hero in your arms.
Prompt 24: I can mend your broken heart
You had rushed over to your best friend's house, trying your best to stay composed. Zali was holding you close, shushing you and moving your hair out of your face. Tears were streaming down your face as you told him in between sobs that it turns out that your boyfriend had cheated on you with multiple women. Zali was furious, absolutely livid. If only you knew how badly he wanted to wipe him out and dispose of the body in a place no one would ever find him. He had no idea what you saw in him anyway. He never treated you right to begin with. Zali had been trying to be as good of a friend as he could be all this time, in hopes of maybe, eventually, winning you over. But no, that never happened. You had stayed with that absolute dick, and he had to wipe your tears from your face time and time again. He was so fed up with seeing you being continuously hurt by him that he had to do something about it.
"Reader, I told you so... I knew something wasn't right with him. I hate to tell you this, but I warned you about the massive red flags all this time." Zali tells you as he wipes away another stream of tears rolling down your face. "I know... I know... I was just... Blind, I suppose. I should have listened to you. You saw this coming from a mile away," you hiccupped as you dug your face into his neck. You always felt so safe and protected in his arms, even if you were a hero yourself and perfectly capable of defending yourself physically. But mentally, not so much. Zali was much more capable of keeping you sane than you've ever been, and you had always appreciated him for it.
"Mon amour, look at me," Zali said as he gently forced your face up so he could look into your eyes, "You deserve so much better. You deserve the entire world. And I would give it to you if I could. I would give you anything you could ever want. All you'd have to do is ask," he admitted, immediately feeling bad about the fact that he was swooping in now that you were in such a vulnerable state, but it was true. You did deserve better. He would be a much better lover than anyone else could ever be, at least much better than the guy you just broke up with. You were slightly confused, rightfully so, that he was hitting on you so bluntly after you had only just separated from your ex. But you knew he was right, even if you hated to admit it. You kinda felt bad that you had friend-zoned him all this time when he has been treating you like the most precious treasure in the entire world. Speaking of treasure...
"Mon trésor, I apologise for this, but... I... I just have to do this." Zali whispered as his face got closer to yours. You could feel his warm breath fanning your face, and his golden eyes softened as a small blush spread across his cheeks. Zali could not hold himself back any longer, and he gently pressed his lips onto yours. You jumped, shocked that he would ever do this. Have you really been this dense all this time? Have you really not noticed how much he had loved you the entire time you were with your boyfriend? Zali noticed you weren't kissing him back, way too many thoughts running through your head, and he pulled back.
"Je suis désolé... I... I'm so sorry, I should never have done that," the hero said as he turned around, covering his face with his hands. He was so embarrassed that he just did that! Did he really do that?! You probably hated him forever now, and your friendship was over for sure. But instead, you did something he didn't expect. You put your hands on his shoulders and gently turned him around. You could see tears beginning to form in those beautiful golden eyes of his, and you were starting to feel bad. You took a deep breath and said, "All this time... You really loved me that much? Why did you never tell me? Were you just trying to be a good friend instead? I mean, I do appreciate that, but I really should have listened to you. You have treated me so well all this time, and I should have appreciated it more," you said, your voice barely above a whisper as you put your face into his neck, smelling his signature musky scent that always made you feel at home. "I should have noticed. I'm sorry. I don't deserve you at all, but..."
You were stuck on your words for a little bit. You had no idea what to say next. You weren't sure if you loved him or not. Your mind was still running a million miles a minute, thinking about your ex. You couldn't just forget him that easily, and Zali knew that. But maybe you did love him; you weren't sure. You had definitely always had a soft spot for the man. Every time he would comfort you after yet another fight with your boyfriend, it kind of made your heart flutter and your cheeks warm. He had given you love, all this time, way more than your ex ever had. You weren't sure if you should be doing this, but it felt like something you had to do.
You wrapped your arms around Zali and got on your tippy toes to kiss the hero. Now Zali was the one who was surprised, but he was quick to embrace you back and move his lips against yours. You opened your mouth for him, and you let out a soft whimper as his tongue danced with yours. It felt so wrong, yet so right. And right now, it felt more right than anything.
You broke the kiss. "How long have I left you alone here? Have you really wanted to do this all this time?" you whispered as you softly pushed your forehead against his. "Far too long, mon amour... I have been dreaming about this moment for months..." the hero replied, leaving a kiss on your nose. "Please, stay with me tonight. I want to give you all the love I have to give. All the love you have missed out on all this time." Zali said as he gently pushed you onto his bed and lay down next to you. His lips were on yours instantly again.
And he did give you all the love he had to give that night. You felt at home in his arms when you were basking in a delicious afterglow, and you realised just how much more you really did deserve.
