Who’s more dominant: Zachary. But Tanzie wouldn’t want it any other way.
Who’s the cuddler: Tanzie.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Zach is the big spoon, Tanzie’s the little one. Unless he has a particularly hard day at work.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Football and/or ignoring everyone and spending the day watching movies/TV.
Who uses all the hot water: 85% of the time, they’re in the shower together, so.
Most trivial thing they fight over: Football.
Who does most of the cleaning: Zachary. Tanzie will only clean if she’s stressed.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Since they are often in the hospital or jail, both contain shows that they binge watch together.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Zachary. And then probably beats the landlord up.
Who leaves their stuff around: Tanzie will absentmindedly make a mess in about any room of the house but will pick it up eventually.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Zach.
Who remembers anniversaries: Tanzie.
Who cooks normally: Zach. Tanzie can’t cook to save her life.
How often do they fight: They don’t fight often, they hate making the other upset.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Tanzie will bug him on any form of social network or phone number she can think of. Zach doesn’t let her leave his side/sight often.
Nicknames for each other: Superman and Trouble.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Zachary.
Who steals the covers at night: Tanzie.
What would they get each other for gifts: He gets her jewelry and stuffed animals. She gets him booze and dogs.
Who kissed who first: Tanzie kissed Zach first in a game of drunk spin the bottle.
Who made the first move: Zach later cornered her the next day for another kiss.
Who remembers things: They both do, their relationship is super complicated, but very important to both of them.
Who started the relationship: They both did, mutually. Every time.
Who cusses more: Zachary. Pregnant Tanzie is some competition tho.
What would they do if the other one was hurt: Zach becomes homicidal. Tanzie does everything she can to make him feel better.
Who is the dirty talker: Zachary.
A head canon: Tanzie has a scrapbook that she started all the way back in the beginning of every news article that has talked about Zach/the Inferno. He doesn’t know about it, but she plans to give it to him one day.
Caria:
Who’s more dominant: She’ll say she is. He’ll say he is.
Who’s the cuddler: Neither in particular, but there’s those rare times when they enjoy nothing more than being in each other’s arms.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Carter’s always the big spoon, he likes being able to have her in his arms and in his sight.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Killing hunters.
Who uses all the hot water: Aria does on purpose, especially if he refuses to join her in the shower.
Most trivial thing they fight over: Their love for each other. And it’s exhausting. Liars.
Who does most of the cleaning: Carter. Aria has never stayed in one place long enough to worry about it, otherwise she hires someone to do it for her.
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Neither give a shit about TV.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Carter, Aria has yet to adapt to doing human/normal things.
Who leaves their stuff around: Carter. Aria has trained herself to always keep everything in a suitcase or box.
Who remembers to buy the milk: Neither. Bourbon > milk.
Who remembers anniversaries: Both will pretend they don’t, but both do.
Who cooks normally: Carter, Aria can’t be bothered unless it’s a special occasion.
How often do they fight: A lot. But it’s usually tedious and meaningless.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: They both miss each other so much it’s painful, but neither would act on it.
Nicknames for each other: They both call each other by their last names when they’re trying to be hurtful or serious, she will often times refer to him as “her soldier”, he’ll call her Italian phrases when being sincere or trying to get under her skin. (Cara mia, mia fiore mortale, etc) She’ll often use Italian on him when trying to push his buttons, as well.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: If they pay, he’ll usually insist.
Who steals the covers at night: Her. Unintentionally.
What would they get each other for gifts: Both enjoy things from the past, the present world is so different from the worlds they were born into, they like remembering and reminiscing.
Who kissed who first: He kissed her first. Unexpectedly. And if it had been anyone else, they wouldn’t be alive to tell the story.
Who made the first move: She visited his tent that night.
Who remembers things: They both pretend they don’t, but they both do.
Who started the relationship: It was mutual.
Who cusses more: That’s a tie.
What would they do if the other one was hurt: They, unfortunately, are forced to leave each other’s sides. But no matter what, they always extract revenge and usually take some innocent souls down in their destructive, anger fueled tornado.
Who is the dirty talker: Aria starts it first usually, especially if he’s busy/mad or ignoring her.
A head canon: Unknown to anyone and everyone, Aria has a small ‘C’ tattooed on her rib cage.
