#zapper bodyguards

[ask-tenna-vision]

Oh, are we suggesting songs? Piano Tiles, by armani west.

*Tenna is listening to it, doesn't really seem to be his jam, when there's a knock at his dressing room door*

Do um... Boss? Da otha boss wants ta talk to you.

*Tenna's face scrunches at the beckon call. It's no fault of Blinker's, but gosh Tenna expected more from Rook*

[[AND HE DIDN'T EVEN COME HERE TO GET ME HIMSELF?]]

[[TELL HIM IF HE WANTS TO TALK THEN HE CAN COME DO IT RIGHT HERE. I'M NOT COMING TO HIM.]]

*Both Zappers look at each other in concern before turning back to the door*

O-okay, Mista Tenna. Yous da boss.

*Gizmo and Blinker leave. Leaving Tenna alone with her thoughts once more*

[ask-tenna-vision]

(*Rook is in his office).

(*suddenly, the office gets dark, too little dark).

(*in the dark, Rook could catch the glimpse of a horned figure)

>TIME IS TICKING.

>AND YET, YOU "CROOK" DONE NOTHING ABOUT IT.

>damnmanthatsucks.png.

>THAT'S JUST SAD.

>I GUESS ALL YOUR BIG TALK WAS ALL JUST NOTHING-BURGERS.

>HEHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOOH.

>"IMA GAMBLING MAN" AND "DA HOUSE ALWAYS WIN" WAS ALL JUST TO LOOK TOUGH, ISN'T IT?.

>I AM. A DEVIL.

>I'M THE ONE WHO SETS THESE KIND OF THINGS, AND YOU WANT TO PLAY IT ALL OVER ME?

>HAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHO.

>thefinaldaydawns.mp4

>IT ALMOST TIME.

>CAN YOU WIN? WILL YOU WIN?.

>ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

(*Rook bring out his gun and start shooting Devoilz holograms).

>yousuckatshooting.jpg

>WHAT A FUN.

>I SEE YOU DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF THAT.

>OHHH, LOOK AT THE TIME.

>I WANTED TO PLAY MORE WITH YOU, BUT I HAVE TO GO NOW.

>SEND TENNA MY REGARDS TO HIM/HER/THEM.

>toodles.png.

(*The Darkness left the office).

(*the zapper bodyguards look at Rook).

(*they both look at each other, concerned)

*Rook still looks frazzled as he points the gun out in front of him, breathing heavily.*

*After a second, he notices Gizmo and Blinker staring at him*

WHAT? WHAT!? WHAT ARE YOUS GUYS STARING AT!

QUICK GUAWKING AN GO GET ME TENNA ALREADY SO WE CAN TALK!!

*Both Zappers salute and go run off to grab Tenna.*

*Rook grabs a cigar and lights it up*

[ask-tenna-vision]

Tenna already knows, Mr. Rook.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Um, Mista Rook? Do ya think maybe it's time ta go talk ta Mista Tenna? Feel's like yous had enough time ta tink at dis point...

... GIZMO.

Y-yes Boss?

SHUT UP BEFORE I STUFF YA SO FAR DOWN DA COUCH CUSHIONS NO ONE WILL FIND YER REMAINS.

[ask-tenna-vision]

Raise your hand if you're physically able to smoke weed

*Both Rook's Zapper bodyguards raise their hands*

I'M SMOKING A CUGAR RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[ask-tenna-vision]

Rook, you husbandwifepartner wants you back now lol

HA! OF COURSE THEY DO!

...

...

So are wes gonna head back so you can talk ta him?

LET A MAN ENJOY A SMOKE IN PEACE, WON'T YA BLINKER?

[ask-tenna-vision]

blahblahblahblahblahblah something something something just shoot me already yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

*Gizmo and Blinker open fire on you.*

[ask-tenna-vision]

...I'm probably going to get shot for this.

But...what would you do if Tenna actually doesn't want to see you again, Rook? I know you say you're just taking some time apart, but...

...what would you do if you and them are done?

...

DAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I'VE KNOWN TENNA FER PRACTICALLY OUR WHOLE EXISTENCE. THEY CAN'T STAND BEIN ALONE.

Um... boss? What if... what if she goes an finds er someone else dough? Like he did durin yere business trips?

... BLINKER IF YOUS SAY ANYTHIN LIKE DAT AGAIN I'M TAKIN OUT YERE BATTERIES, DUNKIN DEM IN ACID BEFORE PUTTIN DEM BACK IN AND DROWNIN YA IN DA NEAREST LAKE.

R-right boss! Sorry boss! Forget I said nothin! I-I mean... I didn't say anythin!! Nothin at all!

GOOD. MAKE SURE IT STAYS DAT WAY.

[ask-tenna-vision]

Jesus Christ, Rook, you've been possessive since the start.

GIZMO, BLINKER, TAKE CARE OF DEM.

*Rook snaps and his Zapper bodyguards flank you, holding guns to your head*

Yous best get goin now, bud.

Da boss don't want chu 'round here no more.