#zatter

[silly-fox-in-sox]

St Patrick’s Day was a credible 2nd to Zatter in his debut

It was odd to see a Zayat silk carrying colt defeat American Pharoah’s little brother. 

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Zatter R Zas, 2023

[scrambledtrolls]

Trust me, Zatter.

EDIT. Yeah. Get them shades.

Seriously though, she really needs to reevaluate her life choices. 

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-- driftingHook [DH] began trolling direfulWitness [DW] at 16:07 --

-- driftingHook [DH] began trolling direfulWitness [DW] at 16:07 --

[04:07] DH: hey ashshhat

[04:07] DW: whAt dO YOU wAnt

[04:07] DH: nothing much

[04:07] DH: jusht wonderring why yew haven't been shpeaking to me much lately

[04:08] DH: yew know, YEWRR KISHMESHISH

[04:08] DW: I hAvE OthEr thIngs tO dO wIth mY lIfE

[04:08] DH: yeah, like i believe that

[04:09] DH: i'm being completely sharrcashtic btw

[04:09] DW: I dOn't rEAllY cArE

[04:09] DW: bElIEvE whAt YOU wIsh

[04:11] DH: sho i'm shupposhed to believe that yew've been doing shomething elshe than worrk all day, play with cdadsh, worrk on new deshignsh and drrink yewrr dishgushting shlushh of caffeine?

[04:11] DW: ActUAllY

[04:12] DW: I hAvE bEEn dOIng OthEr thIngs

[04:12] DH: oh?

[04:12] DW: nOt thAt YOU wOUld bE IntErEstEd'

[04:12] DH: oh i wanna hearr about thish new development!

[04:12] DH: that hash caushed yew to ignorre me!

[04:13] DW: I hAvEn't bEEn IgnOrIng YOU

[04:13] DW: bUt YOU CAN stArt cOnvErsAtIOns sOmEtImEs

[04:13] DH: whateverrrrrrrrrrrr, now tell me!!!

[04:14] DW: I hAvE bEEn tAlkIng tO A cOmpAnIOn At wOrk

[04:14] DW: AftEr hOUrs

[04:14] DH: ...let me gueshsh, a buff gearrhead like yew?

[04:14] DH: shome rrandom blueblood that'sh poorr forr shome trragic rreashon?

[04:14] DW: nOt rEAllY

[04:15] DH: ??

[04:15] DH: then what kind of perrshon??

[04:15] DW: A YEllOwblOOd lIkE mE

[04:16] DH: ANOTHERR buff yellowblood?

[04:16] DW: shE's wEll bUIlt

[04:16] DH: OH

[04:16] DH: A shhe huh?

[04:16] DH: i thought it'd be a bunch of malesh at yewrr worrk!

[04:17] DW: nOt OnlY. mAchInEs ArE IntErEstIng tO mOrE pEOplE thAn YOU thInk.

[04:18] DW: nOt EvErYOnE thInks mEtAl Is A mAtErIAlIzEd dEmOn

[04:18] DH: oh haha

[04:18] DH: yew forrget i live with metal on my hand

[04:19] DH: oh wait

[04:19] DH: it ISH my hand!

[04:19] DH: what a shurrprrishe!

[04:19] DH: bulgewad

[04:19] DW: And YOU sEEm tO fOrgEt thAt I bUIlt It fOr YOU

[04:20] DH: dude

[04:20] DH: don't even

[04:20] DW: It Is sImplY thE trUth

[04:20] DH: don't guilt-trrip me like thish

[04:21] DW: YOU'rE mAkIng YOUrsElf thE vIctIm AgAIn

[04:21] DH: i'm not!

[04:21] DH: anyway!

[04:21] DH: what'sh thish honey like?

[04:21] DW: hOnEY?

[04:21] DH: the yellowblood!

[04:21] DW: Oh.

[04:22] DW: wEll

[04:22] DW: shE's prEttY EnErgEtIc

[04:22] DW: And plEAsAnt

[04:23] DH: pleashant?

[04:23] DH: kizrrak, arre yew like...50 shweepsh?

[04:23] DW: stOp OvErrEActIng

[04:24] DH: but who shaysh shomeone'sh "pleashant" except forr old trrollsh???

[04:24] DW: ...

[04:25] DW: AnYwAY

[04:25] DW: shE Is IntErEstIng In bUIldIng And wOrkIng wIth mAchInEs

[04:25] DH: WHOOP THERRE IT ISH

[04:25] DW: whAt?

[04:25] DH: a gearrhead

[04:25] DH: like yewrrshelf

[04:25] DW: sO?

[04:27] DH: sho

[04:27] DH: i knew it

[04:28] DW: shE's A frIEnd wIth thE sAmE IntErEsts As mE

[04:28] DW: It mAkEs cOnvErsAtIOn EAsIEr

[04:28] DH: but shtill

[04:28] DH: i knew it

[04:28] DW: YOU ArE sUch A wrIgglEr

[04:28] DH: yeah yeah, fuck yew too :p

-- direfulWitness [DW] gave up trolling driftingHook [DH] at 16:29 --

[04:31] DH: and therre yew go! farrewell, prrince pishsh-shtain

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I PAINTED ZATTER BEFORE AND AFTER "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD" AND NOW i'M SAD

[scrambledtrolls]

Pesterchum! Now with all scrambled trolls!

Zatter's handle is driftingHook

Zedorn's handle is remedialStitching

Kizrak's handle is direfulWitness

Izuili's handle is avariciousSketch

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Be the fishy sea dweller

Basics:

Name: Zatter Akkuru 

Godtier: 

Birthday: September 24th

Height: 220 cm

Weight: 86 kg

Blood: Some sort of purple

Lusus: A mertroll or something?? You don't really know.

Sex: Female

Trolltag: driftingHook Strife Specibus: Hookkind and Axekind

Fetch Modus: Fishbowl (all items are little fish)

Symbol: Just a hook in water, really

Hive: In a cave which is right by the sea, half the hive is underwater and half of it over water. Pretty shitty according to your kismesis.

You rroll yourr rrsh and you shomewhat shlur. It kinda shoundsh like you're shushing someone.