#zayne slander

[wolfofcelestia]

ngl Zayne with a bow and arrow always gets me. I've always thought that archer pose was attractive

If it ever turns out that he's also a Chinese sword enthusiast, then that would almost make up for the fact that he's a doctor

[aethercoreria]

Zayne if we gave him free reign over his wedding outfit (he's only wore this three days in a row🥀🥀🥀🥀)

[aethercoreria]

As respectfully and lovingly as possible

I'm trying my best both to not spoil and to accurately convey my reaction here. Warning: medium length post and deliberately semicoherent vague yapping and moderate Zayne slander.

Basically Imperial Grand General Zayne what is wrong with you (not spoiling, reacting to the twist like????😭😭😭😭)

We all joke about Rafayel and Sylus being so dramatic which they are but the real undercover dramatic one is Zayne, like Shakespeare please calm down and rewrite your life as a fluffy sweet slice of life instead of these tragedies because???? Take the sugar from all those desserts and add it to your pen instead! Like of all the ways to drive a point home and resolve the issue, this is the one you settled on? Really????

Everyone says Zayne mains love angst which is true but also deep down no one loves it more than Zayne LMAOOO so can you blame us?😔🤚🏽 Like you're allowed a happy ending. As a treat, a dessert if you will. (BTW there's the 2 ending scenario like in Tomorrow's Catch22 and I haven't read the bad one yet 😃🔫)

This is not me dragging the card btw. As a Zayne main and collector, I loved it and actually highly recommend. It's a great anniversary card and I suspect, the banner is overall top-notch. There's some...let me not spoil, go read his card fr🤭🤭🤭🤭 not too much but certainly a welcome addition! But yeah my conclusion is that big bro Caleb knows best. As in locking up your beloved for their own good like I owe Caleb an overdue apology, he was onto something!

Tldr: Recommend the card, though be mindful to remember everything is not as it seems at first especially Zayne....

[aethercoreria]

No idea what's going on but now I need the card even more 😤🤣 Tell it to 'im sis, rip him to shreds, get his ass 🤨🤣🤣🤣

Please get the card (if you were planning anyways) and drag him with me! I can't be detailed without spoiling😭😭😭😭 just worse than Death and Rebirth is all I'll say.