#zebra?

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Him?

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Name: Harold McDaniel

Skill: just a regular Guy. Nothing wrong

Quote: "oh yeah I love...... Mowing the lawn. And . Talking with other father figures....."

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//THIS.AESTHETIC.IS.SO// .UNNECESARRY. //BUT.HONESTLY.EVERYTHING.IS.BETTER// tH4n tHe oThEr OnE:wE s4W  

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Sam riding a zebra looking good with the flower crown on.

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Куриное филе «Зебра»🍅

Куриное филе "Зебра"🍅 Ингредиенты: Грудка или филе куриное - 500 г.; Твердый сыр - 200 г.; Помидоры - 2 шт.; Сметана - 50 г.; Чеснок -3-4 дольки; Соевый соус - 50 мл.; Петрушка и другая зелень; Приправы для мяса и соль по-вкусу. Сделать маринад для мяса: смешать соевый соус с рубленой петрушкой и выдавленным через пресс чесноком. Замариновать филе на 30 - 40 минут в этом маринаде. Пока филе маринуется : нарезать сыр ломтиками, помидоры - дольками. Сметану смешать с раздавленным чесноком. Каждый кусочек филе слегка надрезать 2 или 3 раза и вложить в эти надрезы сыр и помидоры. Смазать сметано-чесночной смесью. Противень смазать маслом и выложить на него филе. Запечь в духовке при температуре 200 ° примерно 30-40 минут.

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#105 Zebra?

PREMISE: Zebra forgery (when a horse is painted to look like a zebra for the purpose of committing fraud) costs the U.S. economy over a billion dollars each year. Hundreds of thousands of Americans have experienced the frustration of buying a zebra from a mall outlet or sidewalk vendor, only to discover, after leaving their new pet out in the rain or taking it for a swim, that it was actually just a horse the whole time. When you need to know if an animal is really a zebra, or if it’s just a horse with stripes painted on, call Zora Zavattini and the Z Team. CHARACTERS: Zora Zavattini is a self-taught zebra expert. She spent two years secretly living in a Six Flags safari park, bonding with the zebras and learning their ways, in order to become the world’s only “zebra whisperer.” If an equine animal develops an immediate rapport with Zora and instantly follows her commands, it’s a good bet that animal is a zebra--unless it’s an unusually stubborn zebra, or an unusually obedient horse.         Zeus Zuckerman is Zora’s second-in-command. He’s a painter who, before he joined Z Team, supported himself by working as a circus strongman. Zeus’s background in the arts means he’s an expert at determining whether something has paint on it--and if someone tries to tell him otherwise, he’s got the muscle to back up his opinion.         Zsa Zsa Zabriskie is perhaps the most important member of Z Team. She owns a power washer. NOTABLE EPISODE: In a rare twist on the show’s usual formula, the Z Team investigates a pair of crooked zookeepers who are suspected of painting zebras to look like horses as part of a scheme to avoid paying the exotic animal import tax. Though the team cracks the case, it pushes their skills to the limit, and they are left with their confidence badly shaken (S06.E09 -- “Dial Z for Zebra”). CATCHPHRASE: “It’s paint!” / “Time to catch some Zs -- Zebras, that is.”

TRIVIA/MISCELLANY: Zebra? had a very small budget, and since renting a zebra is much more expensive than simply painting a horse to look like a zebra, most of the “real” zebras on the show were actually horses painted to look like zebras.

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Thanks for tagging Zayn in your posts.