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Shane does an interview after they're outed where he says, kind of off-handedly, that the one thing that still bothers him about having to keep their relationship secret for so long is that there are no pictures of them together as a couple from those years.

Someone clips it and it goes viral.

Over the next few days, Shane and Ilya's mentions start to get flooded with pictures. Mostly it's screenshots from various games they played against each other, meticulously picked through by dedicated fans to find every moment Shane and Ilya looked at each other on the ice.

Some screenshots get shared by hundreds of different people because they stand out so obviously: Shane and Ilya meeting each other's eyes during a face off; Ilya looking at Shane while his back is turned, naked longing visible on his face; Shane chasing after Ilya with a small but delighted grin.

There are also pictures from press events, award ceremonies, behind the scenes at All Stars. Seemingly any time Shane and Ilya got captured in the same frame gets dug up and shared.

Finally, a couple of weeks later, the director of Shane and Ilya's CCM commercial posts outtakes from their shoot. It's captioned 'Took a bit of digging but I knew I still had these somewhere! I had to make my contribution to the #HollanovArchives even though this must have been a while before they got together. These kids had crazy chemistry, right from the start!'

Shane hasn't responded to the onslaught yet, too overwhelmed by the (slightly terrifying) dedication of their fans as well as the fact that he now has dozens of pictures clearly displaying his and Ilya's love for each other during a time in their lives when it was so desperately hidden.

He does respond now, sharing the director's post with a sincere (and publicist-approved) caption thanking him and the fans.

Ilya also shares the post, tacking on 'yes if a while means a few hours 👅' like he didn't cry when Shane showed him the videos.

penandinkprincess

laughing about the idea of rose giving shane a weighted blanket as a gift and it soon becoming ilya's Number One Enemy in their house

at first it was just because it was a gift from rose, but now??? shane is cuddling up under The Mistress? ("ilya, it is a fucking blanket-") shane does not need to ask ilya to lay on top of him because he would rather be beneath The Mistress? ("ilya, for FUCK'S sake, you weren't even home-") maybe shane doesn't even need him anymore. maybe The Mistress can learn to suck his co- ("i'm going to bed. you can join me or you can keep glaring at a FUCKING BLANKET")

penandinkprincess

i feel like rose probably went for the heaviest option available, so like a 40 pounder, so it does have some good heft to it

and i'm cackling about this arrangement being referred to as a threesome as a joke, which is all well and good until someone is reading over ilya's shoulder one day and sees shane send the message, "today has fucking sucked. can we have a threesome when you get home, please?" and is just ???? hello???? what?? the fuck??? are y'all just out here casually having threesomes on a tuesday??? that hollander asks for wiTH A PLEASE??? WHO IS INVOLVED ONTHIS THREESOME FOR IT TO BE HAPPENING ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE????

penandinkprincess

not helping this is that ilya responds with, "yes of course ♥️. do you think your mistress can take care of you in the meantime? just this once she can have you to herself."

and what he's doing is just teasing shane to lighten the mood, but person at the coffee shop behind him in line is just

penandinkprincess

this escalates to the point that shane really has no other option than to post some kind of statement about it being an inside joke, and ilya of course has to be a little shit about it and post a response on twitter or whatever about, "oh, you will not tell them you are snuggling with your mistress right now, hollander? you will break my heart but not admit it to the world?" and so shane posts another picture that's just a pov from his place on the couch with the weighted blanket over his legs and ilya on the other end grinning SO WIDE because he's SO pleased with himself. and the caption is something like "pictured: my "mistress" and my soon-to-be-ex-husband." and ilya thinks it's SO fucking funny because yes! vindication! let the world pity him (even if playfully).

and this then backfires on him SO FAST.

now weighted blanket brands are sending shane pr trying to get him to mention them/show them off in a picture, and ilya is now fucking SURROUNDED by mistresses all competing for his husband's attention. BULLSHIT. HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED.

weighted blanket eleven comes in the mail and ilya goes live on instagram just FURIOUS. the frame is him in front of a PILE of weighted blankets and he is just

"enough! enough of this! are too many in our house. is like being fucking-shane, what is word? people in utah, they have many wives?"

shane in the background, not fully paying attention: "mormons?"

"those! we are not mormons! household is FULL. marriage is FULL. stop this! every single day i look and there are more enemies in this house."

"every single day i look and there are more enemies in this house" goes viral as a sound for people surrounded by clutter/pets/etc.

shane receives five more weighted blankets.

cloudabserk

based on this tweet i saw

rylandsgrace

I need you to know that I did really try. I tried really hard, but, um... I just can't help it.

manhasetardis

"Yes there is a place where someone loves you before and after they learn what you are." - Neil Hilborn

thenwedied

this is a love story

bambicoded

it's important to me that ilya remains captain of the centaurs after shane joins, but i have a specific picture in my mind of shane being assistant captain and being generally harmless and super chill , so the centaurs see him as like the chill parent (something to be said about shane being content in letting someone else, specifically His Someone, have the reins and enjoying not being in charge) but then ilya has to be out for a few weeks for like health or smth so shane goes into Captain Mode and the centaurs are scared shitless by how intense he gets all of a sudden. the most intense drills of all time. the hardest plays they've ever heard of. the strictest practices on earth. and they suddenly understand why shane led the metros/voyagers to victory so many times and why ilya treats him like the boss in their relationship. and then as soon as ilya comes back he turns it off and the centaurs are like Oh Thank Fuck Because What The Hell Was That

fyeahhollanov

VMAN 56: Game Changers With Connor Storrie

Perhaps not since Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ era has a lead inspired such a global, devoted following overnight. But what’s next for Connor Storrie, the 26-year-old actor-turned-overnight-household-name? Nobody knows—but the whole world is watching.

February 24, 2026 Text by Mathias Rosenzweig

Connor Storrie, actor, has taken on his most recent role as a lab rat in pop culture’s most ambitious experiment yet: what happens when someone waiting tables in Los Angeles, daydreaming of a bigger life, is plucked from obscurity and turned into one of the most fervently desired figures on the planet overnight?

For one thing, he sells out magazines. A teaser clip of our cover shoot, posted the day of the shoot and not even revealing Storrie’s face, went viral immediately, gutting our stock of a magazine that hadn’t even been printed yet (of course, we printed extras given the unprecedented demand). For another, he becomes the largest spectacle at the Saint Laurent men’s show in Paris, where, just 48 hours after our call, thousands of camera flashes blinked so wildly at him their heat could have melted a skating rink. Perhaps equally as hot was the literal fire on the Olympic torch he’d carried down the streets of Feltre, Italy (or the sex scenes from the groundbreaking phenomenon Heated Rivalry). After year’s of trying to break through Hollywood’s ice, Storrie finally just blew right through it.

Keep reading

actuallysara

Connor Storrie BTS of his iconic "Like a Prayer" video (via interviewmag)

finelytaylored

“can’t believe you treat your gf like this Hollander 😔” has me crying lmao please someone write this

xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed malware.

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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Important info in the notes:

sweaterkittensahoy

Just checked. It didn't show up in the Play store, but it WAS on my phone. So, check your phone as directed above.

blacksheepcolorfulskin

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!

the-ladyrae

They put drugs in this show, and this edit is the closest I've come to being able to snort it like cocaine. Excluding binging the entire show in 6 hours after first turning on episode one to see what all the fuss was about.