#zedbeans

[nameless-snowman]

go zedbeans!

[hydeomonster]

zedbeans . zedbeans, zedbeans, zedbeans.

this is a crackship that appeared to me in a dream, that i took too seriously.

with joel on hermitcraft, this has boosted zedbeans from 'factually impossible' to 'almost possible'

yes i will make you hear about it. I've already converted one (1) person I can do more.

[hydeomonster]

sits cross legged on the floor and looks up at you with big ol eyes

so. zedbeans. gimme the thoughts

DEEP BREATH thank you sera you are the belovedest ever and i appreciate it

I'm not goinf to be too specific of the situation but here's some of the possible dynamics for them :

Mad Scientist and Even Madder Assistant : possibly a Traffic au or whatever, with Zedaph being a Total Weirdo and Joel not just indulging him, but very much encouraging his antics and possibly immoral experiments because he 1. gets a kick out of it, 2. thinks it's hot

Godling and Random Guy : Joel as a growing God looking for worshippers, frustrated that the 'Hero' he's grown attached to seems completely unphased by his frankly amazing courting! Aka God Joel being an idiot at flirting, while Zedaph stays clueless about it (or has a lot of fun receiving gifts from this god and also frustrating him)

Nerd x Jock : expect the Nerd (Zedaph) is the popular one and Jock (Joel) is terribly asocial and cannot pick the cues that the cute and friendly nerd is not Just Being Friendly.

Awkward (aware of it) x Awkward (unaware of it) : aka put them in situations, where Joel is painfully aware of how nervous and awkward it is while Zedaph makes it unintentionally awkward-er.

alright is this enough? do you need more?!?! i will do more. do not test me