#zeel's thinking

[z-eel]

things my asexual sister said i think Evan would say:

"you couldn't handle my dick"

"motherfucker do i look like the type to be sleeping around"

"he wants me bad tho"

"and she looked me in disgust because i said i was a virgin, like it was a bad thing. my bad, i didn't know we had an update."

"no because then he has the audacity to call me a slut, the manwhore himself"

"i get all the bitches, and i don't even have to get naked"

"so i posted his dick on my story with his @ and everything because why did you think you were safe"

[z-eel]

i NEED more mean James. i don't care if he's mean during sex, i don't care if he's mean to his friends, i don't care if he's mean to Regulus.

i just want to see more mean James.

let him be an asshole, let people hate him. i want to see how that fucker gets people to like him. i want to see that spoiled brat work for other people's attention.

sincerely, a Barty kinnie :)

[z-eel]

Barty's favorite quotes are 'gag me with a chainsaw' & 'fuck me gently with a chainsaw'

[z-eel]

Barty who takes every fucking drug known to man in hopes of finding Evan in his hallucinations

[z-eel]

i have a thought,

Russian Rosier twins

[z-eel]

Evan and his dead eyes

Evan and his sleepy voice

Evan and his long fingers

Evan and his slouched posture

Evan and his messy hair

Evan and his large clothes

Evan and his loser boyfriend Barty

[z-eel]

Regulus would be the type to suffer though cramps silently

if you see him standing still with his eyes close, he fucking dying, it hurts to even breathe and if you make him move an inch he will kill you

[z-eel]

Marlene uses Lily’s tits as stress balls and they're not even dating