Sep 9, 2025
Nothing has ever made me quite as productive as the state smp
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Nothing has ever made me quite as productive as the state smp
You got a ship chart? (Im curious)
Behold the unholy ship chart...so many doomed relations VHGJHBKJ These are mostly my own silly concepts and also of course only for the characters when it comes to shipping. I know I left out turntapp that was on me but I'm not going back to edit this- (Also look up on how greedy schpood is. So many ships smh)
Did you know that Sitzkrieg actually got killed before the final battle but the admins brought him back for storyline reasons? It’d be pretty fucked up to incorporate that in the story tbh.
Picture a fresh Sitz who, while slightly frustrated at the politics of the Commonwealth, actively enjoys building up, not just his Mykonos, but the Commonwealth as a whole. He loves it, all of of it.
But as the political gridlock and communication issues only worsen at the detriment of the Commonwealth as a whole, he begins to grow resentful of it but can’t seem to shake his sense of duty towards it—Mykonos is as much as the Commonwealth as it is Mykonos. And after all, someone needs to step up to the plate after leaders begin dropping like flies…
And so he does—for Mykonos, for the Commonwealth… though there’s not much of the latter left with only him and Zekor still alive and the Gauntlet having long divorced themselves from the Commonwealth and even actively gunning for it. He feels like this is going to kill him.
And it did! The Gauntlet had managed to successfully assassinate him and Zekor, hammering what they believed would be the last nail in the coffin for the Commonwealth.
But, Sitz wouldn’t go down so easy… he could’ve enjoyed his eternal rest and there was that honestly large part of him that was so tempted to, but he had a duty to Mykonos, to the Commonwealth.
Whether it was sheer luck or willpower or some divine favor, Sitzkrieg dragged himself out of his grave with a fresh, ever-bleeding scar across his face and rallied his people one last time, hoping that if they cannot find glory in peace, then maybe they’ll find it in blood and fire.
Anwyas sorry for the yap sesh, very cool blog 10/10
Hey, its me again!
Saw your Komodo Dragon Schpood, and i LOVE it!
During the conformation between Schpood and Zekor4, Zekor4 actually witnessed his forked tongue flicker out of his mouth and he was primarily the one to spread the rumor about him being some kind of lizard. When Schpood heard about it, he laughed and proclaimed to the entire nation of Westhelm that - " if i were to be a lizard, i'd be a dinosaur- a Tyrannosaurus Rex, no less! " He sometimes (accidentally) pronounces his s's and sh's wrong, but let be real, no one can tell if hes doing it for the joke or if it's actually on purpose.
Schpood likes to bask in the sun. It's the second main reason why he walks around shirtless. The sun just gives him a sense of comfort and it relaxes his muscles. His scales grow stronger with it as well.
Despite popular belief, he /does/ have venom! Its a rare trait to have in his family line, but he managed to somehow acquire it. How did he figure out? He accidentally bit Spyder out of pure curiosity. It landed Spyder in the makeshift hospital with anti-venom being injected into him. Occasionally, behind closed doors, Schpood will apologize again to him for the incident. — 🦈
OBHH THAT LAST PART MADE ME GIGGLE
I would imagine that 5pyder got back at him by biting Schpood after he had been released from the medical ward, which then landed the emperor in the same position 5pyder was in LOL
Also yeah canon Schpood activities because he would absolutely walk around Westhelm shirtless and have 5pyder scold him about it because “what if an assassin tried to kill you?!” News flash Schpood does NOT gaf and his skin is actually incredibly durable and hard to cut or bruise because of his origins.
Westhelm would most definitely make fun of Zekor for believing that their emperor was a literal some sort of snake, especially since he was from the commonwealth. Like these people would be VICIOUS about it lmao they would put a picture of him onto a wooden plank and throw tomato’s at it