State Smp Headcanons!

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Hello everyone! The state smp headcanons blog is officially open!!

Before I cover anything, I need to establish a serious point. I AM A MINOR. So please do not send any freaky headcanons to this account, especially because the majority of the state smp members are uncomfortable with nsfw of their characters! However, most of them do allow ships, but before sending in any headcanons I do heavily recommend reading the google doc linked below, alongside the explanation of what, exactly, it is!!

BASIC DNI CRITERIA:

anyone who doesn’t follow the people behind the characters specific rules and permissions (ex. Someone putting an nsfw hc about flux in the ask box, despite the fact that he has specifically stated in multiple occasions that he is not okay with that, plus I am a minor.)

Proshippers, darkshippers, maps, zoos, k1nk/f3tish blogs, and anyone like that, do not interact with this blog or my main ever.

If you aren’t sure about someone’s permissions with their character, here is a list made by MoochiMusaba on Twitter/X with most, if not all of the popular season 2.5 characters!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QzMWmpI1KFNR5bVgW3N5jJLFBOztmNob0AcTDkUmWXM/edit?gid=2094747103#gid=2094747103

You can call me, the mod, “Pe”, and my pronouns are he/she, no pref! Feel free to dm or message me if you want to make a specific request for the blog, or wanna ask for your headcanons to not be shared on Twitter!

(P.S. I (Pe) have autism and adhd, so I may take a while to respond to asks, or take break days if I’m busy. My sincere apologies for taking a while to respond or taking many breaks </3)

@peflavoredtictac <- me heh (my discord is Opabiniod)

hello!! this is miitroallak, a new mod for the state smp headcanon blog!! i'll be responding to headcanons, ideas, reblogs, and all the typical things around here! to seperate between me and pe, i'll be adding the tag #miitros rant to the ends of mine!

be aware, me and pe both have some lingering differences in our own personal headcanons, but we will both still doing our best to make this blog full of fun ish state's headcanons to read!!

account - @miitroallakk

discord user - sarvolene

^_^

Hi there!!! I am Centipede (it/they) :DDDD

I'm a new mod for the state smp blog! i'm excited to b here and look forward to answering headcanons of all sorts! I may or may not answer certain ones with drawings.. maybe.. i unno. I'm still very newgen to the state smp lore in general so pls be nice if I mess stuff up! ill always try to correct myself if i mess anything up! account - @centipedez4breakfast

My name is Crane and I’m the new mod for this blog! My pronouns might change but for now it’s she/any. I’ll respond to headcannon asks and will try to tag my post with #mod crane. My main account is @crane-the-silly ( by the way I am a minor and have autism and adhd so I might be slow on ask depending on school. I’ll try to lock in tho.)

Extra information + anon list is below the cutoff!

Post detailing info about me (Pe) and my fellow mod (Mii) are our important stance against proshipping.

Post by @statesmpheadcanons · 2 images

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · having "proship dni" on a blog like this is crazy Well, this is for one, an incredibly vague message, and two, do you know

Anon list:

✨ anon

cynflux anon🏅 (NO LONGER DECEASED!!!!! !!!!!!)

🦈 anon

Apollo anon

🏖️ anon

🪶 anon

🐦‍⬛ anon

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what if Flux and Cynikka were on two different ships (security measures) and both of them were headed for Pandora but Cyn's ship got veered off course by a storm and ended up in Yggdrasil

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This GOTTA be canon bro

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What if the "warden" Sidefall was trying to raise from beneath the Volcano was a certain deceased prison warden.

And what if eventually that warden did rise from the fire like a phoenix (so to speak). And what if he made a republic. With three districts. And named himself president.

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hello tis I again

okay but what if Elanuelo also went through 1.5 and survived that as well

it's mostly for the sheer novelty of Elanuelo having to deal with the Three Solevs

Like you have Emperor Solev of Aculon whose tyranny was up for debate, but you can't deny that he was firm and maybe has a yay bit of an iron fist (*cough*)

Then after the battle of the Wooden Fence, he hopped on a ship that crashed into a weird island

There, Elanuelo met Chill Solev, who was appointed leader of the majority of the survivors and was very hands-off. VERY different from Emperor Solev.

Then, after managing to get off the island, Elanuelo ends up in prison.(rn, I can't decide whether he did turn to a life of crime, or got framed, or just political reasons)

Lucky for Elanuelo, he ends up in the hands of JawUnleashed, who's a major god, though he chose to take human form so that he could run a prison for rehabilitation.

Unfortunately, he gets pushed off a ledge, and while he is a god, he's in human form, which means that he's sort of dead. (if gods in human forms die, they don't get dead dead but rather their essence just takes a while to get together and regenerate, which was for than enough time for the rest of the plot of 1.7 to continue).

And so, Elanuelo met Warden Solev. Iron-fisted and incredibly paranoid.

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hey it's me, the anon who sent that ask about Elanuelo surviving 1.7 cause right now, my Westhelm is trying to place all the state videos on a timeline (recurring players are like either descendants of the "original" or their name is just common in universe or the parents of the newer ones named their kid after some famous hero or leader which is how Sidefall, the Worst Reporter ended up sharing a name with Sidefall, the guy who did a pretty good job as a leader, managed to stop a war by being honest and would probably ban other Sidefall from Plains)

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Sidefall mitosis 💜

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hey it's me, the anon who sent that ask about Elanuelo surviving 1.7 cause right now, my Westhelm is trying to place all the state videos on a timeline (recurring players are like either descendants of the "original" or their name is just common in universe or the parents of the newer ones named their kid after some famous hero or leader which is how Sidefall, the Worst Reporter ended up sharing a name with Sidefall, the guy who did a pretty good job as a leader, managed to stop a war by being honest and would probably ban other Sidefall from Plains)

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LOLL Sidefall mitosis ….

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Idk if this account is still active but I have to share my random headcanon of Benji being a siren. I remember seeing a reply of Benji talking about how the pink area in his skin was gills—so yeah siren :))))

Also it kinda fits Elysium? Since Elysium was portrayed as the nation who first discovered water that does not boil, it's pretty fitting for their ruler to be some sort of sea creature.

Also, it makes more sense why Benji feels so guilty constantly. Since sirens are labeled as monsters by most, he feels like he's a monster as well the more ruthless he acts.

So Siren = Benji???

YESS so sorry about the inactiveness ): autistic burnout hit me like a stone to a bird

I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR MONSTER HEADCANONS SPIT UR SHIT

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more crow/sultanate related headcanons!!!

storminghell, despite loving crow a lot as a son (to the extent where he visibly favored him over his own sons), would NOT have agreed to a marriage between crow and elanuelo, though if he had stayed alive elan likely would have pushed for one. this is mainly because of his fundamentalist beliefs, as the sons/kin of the sultan were not supposed to marry outside of their country and faith.

crow's marriage to elanuelo was arranged by sultan bonjubuemos for the dual purpose of claiming to want to heal relations with the snow, and so that he could get crow out of the way. crow had no ambitions to take over the throne, and in the back of his head he knew bon's true reasons, but he willingly went through with the marriage anyway out of love for elanuelo and of the belief that he had too little power with storminghell dead already.

davarit and zombta (and defnd) were taken from the same ethnic group - i'd like to think its the same group that eventually would become the majority in Theria - and made into mamluks, aka manumitted slaves who were also the elite military caste of the sultanate. their purchase by storminghell was unprecedented, as typically mamluks were not permitted to stay with their kin. storminghell allowed the brothers to stay and train together thinking that he could subjugate them this way. he was right, up till a point.

I AM A SUCKER FOR THESEEEE YES

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in a AU where Flux and Cynikka are alive and weren’t captured. Flux runs to the desert while cynikka goes to Aculon. They are pronounced dead by Pandora and Yggdrasil cause I like to hc that 2.5 and 2.0 are so far apart it’s difficult to get trades and communication across that they never interact.

I hc that sidefall doesn’t want the throne to Aculon so Ender makes a deal with Cynikka that Ezran will be the heir to Aculon which she agrees.

I like to believe that Aculon is the type of family to believe that all should be shared within the family. Thus Benji would have this thinking too and since he has no children, Elysium is technically is Aculon.

also, Aculon is huge, ranging from the 2.0 plains and desert, to the small nation in the jungle in 1.5 (I think), infernus and Elysium too. Ezran got one massive empire to rule once Ender dies from fall damage.

I feel like the two nations that were made after the fall of sultanate and loyal to late sultan, they would also be loyal to crow as he was the most likely to rule it but declined it thus they could be considered Aculon too. But they despise Ender cause he never lived in the desert and wasn’t close to crow blah blah. so Ender is like “Yo Flux, can you rule those 2 sultanate nations in exchange you have Aculon in your back and call”

since Flux would be killed if the 2.5 islands find out he is alive, he takes the role and since he was a member of theirs and was close to the finder. Theria trusts the sultanate a bit more, and if their current leader dies, Flux will also rule theria too.

I feel like these are just really weird hcs srry

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I headcanon this is a dumb stupid dumb account for dumb babies

WOAH buddy.. smh.. YOURE a dumb baby… … whateva….

walks off to cry in a corner

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not a hc ask um but… how long have you been in the state fandom.. i’ve been trying to find creds to this one art piece and i have no choice but to turn to ogs…

Me personally, Crane, been in the fandom about 2-3 weeks after the 2.5 video released. Although a little after was when I got looking at fan art and stuff. I think Pe was in the fandom since 2.0 so I recommend you ask him instead of me! Message me back on this or my main when you see this so I can delete this.

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I headcannon that season 2.7 Fluixon inherited horns from Solev.

When Flux was a child, he was very proud of his horns and always strived to keep them in perfect condition. Solev likes to spoil Flux rotten compared to his siblings and gifts him horn jewellery each time he visits. The adults around him kept commenting on his similarities to their president and everytime he feels a wave of pride overcome him.

However, when Flux decided to move in to the snow district so he could be with Saps, one of his horns was cut off as punishment for his disloyalty to his family. It hurt Flux to see the horns he cherished so much throughout most of his life just get cut off like that but he remained steadfast in his decision to run away with Saps.

When Solev first arrived to the snow district, Flux was both nervous and also excited to see him since he didn't know how his grandfather took his decision to run away but...he's still the kind grandfather that he loved so much right? Noticing Flux's anxiety, Saps decides to try and get Solev's attention through a snowball since if the stories Flux told Saps of Solev were true, then Solev would be ecstatic to see his grandson right? Cue the whole imprisonment and torture thing as Flux is horrified and confused on why his grandfather would go to such extreme lengths just for the crime of throwing a snowball but he still believes that the situation was salvageable, if he just got Saps a good enough lawyer then everything will be fine. But it isn't as Solev executes Saps without a trial with Flux helpless to save his love.

After that, Flux destroys all the horn jewellery he was given. He briefly looks at a mirror and he can't help but look at his horns with complete and utter disgust as they were the horns of the man- no...the monster who took away his lover. He cuts off his remaining horn and whatever remnants that existed of his other horn and thinks good riddance.

-Apollo Anon

(Btw this headcannon is separate from my fallen admin!Solev headcannons)

Noooooo Doomed yaoi/silly😭 I love 2.7 fluxarata bleh. Anyways horns are cool and stuff sorry I don’t have much to say😞

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hello............... my saps and schpood pokemon headcanons................. images here but google slideshow if u would like elaboration on the picks............. go my autism

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1KyOBB5u8VS4DkXClln_ic-p0E4d53gMOXXQ_m3EN8Kk/edit?usp=drivesdk

I will add more hcs to this soon perhaps

POKÉMON YAY!!1! This is tuff as fuck especially since you gave all of your choices reasons!? Also absol mention that’s my child.

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Chimera saps I saw it somewhere on TikTok and it makes so much sense, a chimera is a dangerous creature so when half of the leaders get killed it paints saparata as a dangerous chimera who’s manipulative. So when on island 1 he tries to make himself look innocent

Wow, This is interesting! Also chimeras are from Greek mythology and Theria’s name is Greek I think! Cool headcanon it gives saps a cool design and stuff!

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Do you know where I can watch StateSMP 1.5 and 1.7? I've watched the original civ video but I have no idea on where to find the other ones, since they aren't in either of Ish's channels

all of them are on Ish’s main channel! I’ll link the videos you mentioned and you can tell me if they’re is anymore you don’t know about!

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okay but what if Elanuelo escaped the prison from 1.7 with the help of Ender and then while Elanuelo was uniting the then fractured fiefdoms in Aculon, he had a son who named after the guard who essentially save his life and also if you think about it, both Enders help prisoners escape from tyranny and-

Sorry I haven’t been active lately but wowowow. Don’t see a lot of 1.7 headcanons! Haven’t watched 1.7 yet so don’t have much to say. Sorry this responses are short😞

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Okay i have a crazy theory, a conspiracy theory even. Emperor Schpood has a son and it was a adopted one, who is loud, obnoxious and very fiery, some would say he was a spitfire about something he is passionate about. But he lost his child. He dunno how or why? but one day his son is gone. But grief and worries are slowly shattering his heart. And just masked it with loud and unhinged orders around everyone. And his son's name is Tommy Danger Kraken Innit. Sorry i dunno why i think of this in the early morning hours. Must be my sleep deprived. Feel free to delete this...

Nah you’re good! Don’t feel like saying to much but Schpood coping mechanisms are going in the top 10/j. Also the son’s name I’m crying 😭