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[thebunsquad]

Zenoween may be over but the spoopy festivities continue as we give our first impressions on Helltaker. Let's take a look.

[zenxenophilia]

I don't know what's funnier to me, the fact that seven guards are just lined up to gawk at a dragon skeleton or the fact that they're not sure if it's really dead.

[zenxenophilia]

I've started playing The Wolf Among Us, and honestly I feel that no matter what happens nothing in this game can stress me out more than chapter 5 of Game of Thrones did. I say bring it on, Telltale.

[zenxenophilia]

First my own fiance rejects me in Game of Thrones, now my crush gets beheaded in The Wolf Among Us. Are you trying to break my heart here, Telltale??

[zenxenophilia]

I'm just reading your TellTales Game of Thrones update and I'm just thinking "This is what some of the characters' diaries would look like."

Pffft!  Yes!  XD  With my playthrough, it’d be like,

Rodrik:  “Dear diary, my fiance broke off our engagement recently.  Consoled myself somewhat by punching her new dick fiance in the face multiple times.”

Asher:  “Possibly ruined a four year friendship in the course of 24 hours, but I’m pretty much the only hope for this idiot family.”

Mira:  “My mom is literally going to get me fired.  Please stop asking me to do things!!!”

Gared:  “When will Jon Snow realize my love for him?”

Ethan:  “Probably going to get myself killed by making Ramsey Bolton freeze his balls off outside but YOLO!!!”

[thebunsquad]

These horses are 19% more than my computer can handle.

[thebunsquad]

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togesah today. In the bonds of wove. Twue wove.

[thebunsquad]

In today's episode we discuss deep topics like depression, neurodevelopmental disorders, and how David's morph was actually a lion.