I'm new to tumblr and don't really know how to do these ask things but can i request more shippy interactions? i really like how you write them
Oh thanks!! You didn't really specify a ship so I'm just gonna go hodgepodge here :)
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Zenyatta: Lúcio, I was delighted to hear omnicode on your most EP.
Lúcio: I've been listening to DJ Moog Phatty for a long time, it was an honor to finally collab with her!
Zenyatta: Indeed, and the lyrics leave quite an impression...
Lúcio: *short laugh* Uh, what do you mean? What lyrics?
Zenyatta: ...do you not know what she was saying?
Lúcio: I thought it was just, like... feedback beatboxing?
Zenyatta: *clearly embarrassed now* Oh... oh my....
Lúcio: Wait, what's she saying on the track!?
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Mei: ...so if we have a liter of water and a liter of ice...
Zarya: *slowly* The water will weigh more... because... it is denser?
Mei: Right! The hydrogen bonds between the H20 molecules in a solid form create a larger space between them in a hexagonal formation! That's why ice floats, and that's also why snowflakes all have six sides or points! *pause* Sorry, I forgot what your original question was.
Zarya: ...I, too, have forgotten.
Mei: Sorry, sometimes I get excited and--uhm...
Zarya: It is fine. I like hearing you talk.
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[If Symmetra has her Gardener skin equipped]
Pharah: Didn't take you for the type to get her hands dirty~.
Symmetra: You'll find I'm capable of many things.
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Ana: I shouldn't be nanoboosting you all the time, Reinhardt. I don't know if your heart can take it.
Reinhardt: Ana, the one thing my heart couldn't take, is you nano-boosting another.
Ana: *scoff* Melodramatic old fool...
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[During setup on Eichenwalde if Genji has his royal guard skin equipped and Mercy has her witch or mage skin equipped]
Genji: Be on the lookout, ma'am. There have been reports of fell witchcraft in the area. Evil sorcerers could be anywhere...
Mercy: Oh my! I'm so glad I have a strapping kingdom guard to protect me!










