#zenitsu!yuu

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #46 Sebek Is An Honorary Adopted Brother

*After the Yuus got to know Sebek, he was adopted as an honorary Ramshackle member by most of them and they are willing to fight for him.*

Student A: I heard that he’s a loudmouth who only cares about Malleus

Zenitsu!Yuu: I dare you to say that again to my face!

Aoi!Yuu: What did you say about our brother

SwapDaki!Yuu: That’s not a loudmouth that’s our brother.

Genya!Yuu: You stay away from our brother

Kanao!Yuu: ‘Cause we say so.

Inosuke!Yuu: If you put your hands on our, brother!

Nezuko!Yuu: You’ll meet the jaws of his siblings

Tanjiro!Yuu: Those are the rules for our brother!!

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #34 Zenitsu!Yuu has class

Idia: All you care about are ‘hot jocks’

Zenitsu!Yuu: NO!!

Zenitsu!Yuu: Look, I’m a person of substance

Zenitsu!Yuu: And dorky otakus like you turn me on too

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #17 I know they fall easily but WHY

*After a potion accident that caused Zenitsu!Yuu love to intensify*

Idia: I hope you have a strong stomach

*Idia opens the closest door showing Zenitsu!Yuu tied up in a chair*

Zenitsu!Yuu: SUGAR PIE, HONEY BUNCH—

*Idia quickly close the door*

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu opens door*

Zenitsu!Yuu: YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE—

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu close door again and points to Idia*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: YOU!?

Idia: Yes…

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Antidote?!

Idia: Working on it..

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: I know their a person who falls in love with every guy/girl/person they see,

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu gestures to Idia*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: But this is RIDICULOUS!!

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #40

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Excuse me, everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention...

SwapDaki!Yuu: You don't have our attention

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: MONEY!

SwapDaki!Yuu: I'm listening~

Zenitsu!Yuu: You had me at sex~

*SwapGyutaro!Yuu glares at them*: Pervert

Kanae!Yuu: You have all of our attention just by screaming anything, Love...

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: That's good to know! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Twisted Wonderland Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #3 Morse Code

Zenitsu!Yuu: Gently taps table*

Inosuke!Yuu: *Taps back*

Tanjiro!Yuu: What are they doing?

Kanao!Yuu: Morse code.

Inosuke!Yuu: *Aggressively taps table*

Zenitsu!Yuu: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #38 They Kissed a Guy

**The Yuu’s having a final interview before they have to go home ‘supposedly’*

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Did I get anything out of this experience

SwapGyutaro!Yuu:….No

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: It was completely and totally ‘uneventful’

*SwapDaki!Yuu pops out of nowhere*: They kissed a guy

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: NO I DIDN’T

SwapDaki!Yuu: Yes you did

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: DIDN’T

SwapDaki!Yuu: Did~

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: DID NOT

SwapDaki!Yuu: Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~ Did~

Zenitsu!Yuu: Ehm

Zenitsu!Yuu: Uh I can break this tie

*Zenitsu!Yuu shows a photo of Vil kissing SwapGyutaro!Yuu’s cheek*

Zenitsu!Yuu: They totally did

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The Adventures of Twisted Wonderland Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse

In the ramshackle the Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Group are having their annual girls(/boys/people) night Tanjiro!Yuu went to get snacks with Nezuko!Yuu and Inosuke!Yuu

Zenitsu!Yuu: Okay if Malleus and Tanjiro!Yuu were in a manwha doesn’t matter romance, reincarnation, ect..

Zenitsu!Yuu: What do you think the title would be

SwapDaki!Yuu *raise their hand*: Ooh The Princess/Prince/Monarch Becomes a Knight to protect Their Dragon

Demon (Yuu)niverse: Oh not bad

Aoi!Yuu: How about The Slayer Becomes the Dragon’s Companion.

SwapGyutaro!Yuu doing Giyuu!Yuu hair: Not bad kid kid but my turn. The Dragon wants to Marry The Knight

SwapDaki!Yuu: THAT’S NO DIFFERENT FROM MINE

SwapGyutaro!Yuu: You never said they were getting married just protecting

SwapDaki!Yuu: *Pouts*

Kanao!Yuu with grim in her lap: The Dragon Prince Falls in Love with The Kind Samurai

Zenitsu!Yuu: That’s just them in general Kanao!Yuu

Giyuu!Yuu: I’ve been reincarnated as the Dragon Prince’s Bride

Zenitsu!Yuu: eh reminds me of the ghost bride too much

*Zenitsu!Yuu turns to the reader*

Zenitsu!Yuu: What do you think?

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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #4

Giyuu!Yuu: They don't understand. I'm everyone's mother.

Zenitsu!Yuu: I'm an orphan.

Giyuu!Yuu: Still your mother.

Genya!Yuu: We’re not even gendered.

Giyuu!Yuu: I identify as a mother.

Riddle: My mother is still alive.

*Giyuu!Yuu unleashing their katana*

Giyuu!Yuu: That can be fixed.