#zeus hate

[aoibheann-3]

Do you think that Zeus’ sons ever meet up about carrying on the “overthrowing dad” cycle? I mean, Kronos overthrows Ouranos, Zeus overthrows Kronos…who says they don’t meet monthly at their version of an Olympian rec center to discuss who’s gonna do it.

Ares probably decorates the room, he is the most excited about discussing the death of his own father. Hermes probably goes for the snacks and to egg on Ares. Hephaestus is only there because he feels obligated to make sure the plan doesn’t actually leave the rec center bc he doesn’t want shit to start for the millionth time. Dionysus is a shit-stirrer. Artemis is there disguised as Heracles or some shit, plotting with Ares, but everyone knows it her (except Ares).

[princeofcarrotflowers]

headache so bad I feel like Zeus before birthing Athena

[thefandomunion]

Right now cancel culture is a big deal, therefore I petition to cancel the most annoying, egotistical, idiotic, horny son of a b**ch ... Zeus

[haretasora11]

If you could go back in time and publish an existing property before the property's creator actually did (for example: write "The Stand" before Stephen King or "Harry Potter" before J.K. Rowlings), what would this new timeline give you praise for creating? *great big squishy time plagiarizing hugs*

Hmmm the author in me finds this difficult but I’d have to choose the Percy Jackson series (the main series and the Heroes of Olympus series) as i utterly love the mythology in that story plus being able to publish it might allow me to tweak certain things. Nothing big would be changed just adding more debuts of some gods/goddesses that didn’t get any screen time and monsters as well as people from certain myths.

Plus I’d be able to rewrite a major thing that annoyed me of how Zeus punished Apollo as if it was his fault Gaea woke back up due to giving the prophecy. Zeus would get called out so much more if i were to publish that series as he had some really poor judgement with some things

Thanks for the question as random questions are always lovely! Especially from you :D *great big ‘where is my time machine and red pen’ hugs*

[yumewayuki]

what is your favorite word

why

because WHY the hell is zeus and posy not dead yet

[puppetmastery]

Zeus may fuck a lot but he's spiritually an incel