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Who is more likely to raise their voice? It would depend how button pushy Zevran is and how calm he stays as Frederic tries staying civil until pushed too hard or in the wrong way.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? FredericWho actually keeps their word and leaves? ZevranWho trashes the house? Frederic does the opposite (especially since areas of his apartment are already disorderly). Frustrated cleaning is one method of calming down.Do either of them get physical? I wouldn’t think so, unless you count make up sex.How often do they argue/disagree? Probably a lot over minor things, which can easily be compensated for or fixed, but big arguments sprout up every so often.Who is the first to apologize? This can go either way, depending on the argument or how pouty Frederic is being.
Who is on top? Either, pends on the night.Who is on the bottom? Again, either. Granted Frederic likes his dick in things more than the other way around. Who has the strangest desires? Both in equal respects, however Frederic is more embarassed over some of his fantasies. Any kinks? PLENTYWho’s dominant in bed? Definately depends on the night. Frederic prefers being more submissive but if Zevran gets him in a tizzy than it can go the other way.Is head ever in the equation? ProbablyIf so, who is better at performing it? Zevran. Ever had sex in public? If Zevran has ever convinced Fred to get it on in the supply closet, then yes. However they certainly have screwed in Fred’s school office.Who moans the most? FredWho leaves the most marks? Zevran, because he hopes that high fluffy collar won’t cover everything.Who screams the loudest? Neither? There is no screaming unless the dragonlings manage to open the door and surprise nibble someone. Who is the more experienced of the two? Zevran knows more tricks of the trade, Fred however has kinky mage powers.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Fuck, but Frederic is a sucker for sappy aftercare.Rough or soft? Ruff.How long do they usually last? Pends. Is edging involved?Is protection used? Helmets and knee pads are supplied at the door.Does it ever get boring? Probably not. If things settle into more of a relationship Frederic swings back into ‘normal work life’ mode and must be dragged away form his dragons for sexy times.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably somewhere while on expeditions.
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Probably not? Given both their lifestyles I think Frederic would be very opposed to it. But lets talk hypotheticals.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Uncertain about Zevran, Frederic is content at one.Who is the favorite parent? Zevran, definitely. Who is the authoritative parent? Frederic, but he is also the very worrisome parent.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Zevran would let the kids have a day off as a treat, Frederic would allow them a day off so he could take them on their own educational field trip. :’DWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Frederic, if they’ve been good. I can see Zevran bringing some interesting treats back from contracts that take him way out of town.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both would.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Again both, and if they feel like the teacher is a jackass they heckle the poor sap.Who changes the diapers? There is probably an unspoken agreement to share the burden, however Fred did have a younger sibling he took partial care of. He is probably more inclined to just get it over with.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Zevran probably is more alert to movement and sound at night, this however doesn’t stop him from slapping Frederic awake when it’s his turn.Who spends the most time with the children? Frederic tries very hard to make a point of it. Who packs their lunch boxes? Fred. If he ever finds a dragon version of those dinosaur sandwich cutters you can bet our sweet ass that’s what they get.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Fred thinks he can handle it, but when they’re your own kids it gets weird.Who cleans up after the kids? When they’re little, Fred doesn’t mind so much. Older, their asses better keep their areas clean.Who worries the most? Both, in their own respects, but Fred does sweat the small stuff.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Zevran, and Frederic was pissed.
Who likes to cuddle? Fred does more.
Who is the little spoon? Zevran is, whether he likes it or not. Frederic likes keeping his big spoon status.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Zevran, but sometimes Fred goes along with it.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Zevran probably does so to get Frederic flustered, but given Orlais and how awkward Frederic feels with PDA, How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Fred will pass out before his arm falls asleep. I think Zev would be the first to move. And…dependent? Who gives the most kisses? Fred, because the cumulative amount from forgetting he already gave a goodbye kiss adds up. What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Given their busy life styles, probably relaxing in each other’s presence. The place doesn’t matter so much as the downtime. Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Fred likes to on the couch or in his office. Because he can get work done and get cuddles. Priorities, amiright. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Zevran.How often do they get time to themselves? Just enough, or not enough in Frederic’s opinion. Especially if Zevran is still going out for his assassination work, and Frederic never failing to put work first, they probably don’t see each other much outside of home life unless one has business with the other.
Who snores? Fred, maybe Zevran.If both do, who snores the loudest? I’d imagine them to be both very quiet snore-ers.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Depends on the night. Sometimes Frederic passes out at his desk or on a chair, and sometimes Zevran isn’t in town. Frederic prefers together, however.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? It probably varies by the night. Once Fred is out, he doesn’t move much in his sleep, so if he passes out cuddling it’ll be up to Zevran to either move or stay. Frederic prefers cozying up, and if Zevran’s delicate Antivan ass gets too chilly in the Orlesian winters, he has a mage to serve as a hot water bottle.Who talks in their sleep? Frederic.What do they wear to bed? I can see Zevran being a naked sleeper. Fred however likes a loose shirt and comfortable pants.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Both can stay up for a day or two, and both will end up crashing when their bodies decide ‘no more’. Fred is finding this harder to do, however. As for actual insomnia, no.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Not anymore, at least on Fred’s side.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Pends on night and mood.Who wakes up with bed hair? Probably Zevran, since Frederic’s curls are in eternal ‘bed hair’ mode.Who wakes up first? Most of the time Zevran, but Fred sometimes beats him to it.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Either, but it is very rare if it does happen, if at all.What is their favourite sleeping position? Fred’s is the nook or spoon, and I can see Zevran being more fond of something like the triangle offense.Who hogs the sheets? Zevran, assuming he wants the sheets.Do they set an alarm each night? Fred does, but sometimes doesn’t need it.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Modern verse; no. Not unless Zevran makes permanent residence and wants one. Who has nightmares? Perhaps both, occasionally Fred.Who has ridiculous dreams? Probably Zevran.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Most likely Zevran. Can he move? Certainly. Does he want to? Ask again later.Who makes the bed? Fred or maids. What time is bed time? THERE ARE NO RULESAny routines/rituals before bed? Fred demands that baths be taken before climbing into bed. There is no way around this, and Fred is not afraid of kicking the assassin off the bed until he cleans himself.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Fred is a slow riser and if you ask too much of him before coffee than he can snap.
Who is the busiest? Fred maintains a constant stream of busy, however Zevran’s line of work can keep him occupied every hour of the day for a couple months depending on what he’s contracted to do.Who rakes in the highest income? Again, Frederic has the most steady income but Zevran could probably pull in more with certain contracts.Are any of your muses unemployed? Zevran works by commission and is self employed (to an extent? Could he use the Crows as a personal business tax write off?) I think that’s the closest any of them come ot unemployed. Who takes the most sick days? Actual sick days or, ‘oh, woe is me I seem to have come down with the flu. Mi professor please take care of me’ and have their ass thrown in an ice bath because, ‘yes elf, you seem to have a fever let me help you.’ Because if it is actual sick days, Frederic will take off but will do some light grading, but I see Zevran forcing himself to work through it. Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Fred is pretty good about being prompt, or super early, especially given that he hardly leaves the university during school hours and his office is close to his classrooms. There are times he is late, however, and yes he does keep the class. Zevran however. Well, the assassin arrives exactly when he intends to. Who sucks up to their boss? Frederic is his own boss…sort of. He’s head of the draconology department so he has to do more ass kissing for funding, which would be more directed to possible sponsors than his boss. Zevran just looks in a mirror and compliments himself if he ever has a need to kiss up to the boss.What are their jobs? Fred teaches and researches, basically everything that comes with being department head and a professor, and Zevran gets paid to stab people.Who stresses the most? Fred sweats small stuff a lot more than Zev, but given Zev’s line of work I say he gets stressed plenty, but handles pressure very well.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Frederic, very much so. Zevran seems content with and enjoys his line of work, however im uncertain if this will change with circumstance. Are your muses financially stable? Yes.
Who does the washing? If Zevran comes home particularly bloody, he get’s to wash his own smell clothes. Fred generally sends his fancier fabrics off to get cleaned, though.Who takes out the trash? That’s a job for Zevran if Fred can help it.Who does the ironing? Fred, he won’t let anyone save for himself or the cleaner press his clothes.Who does the cooking? Fred attempts it, and sometimes forgets, but other times dinner turns out well. He prefers going out or having others cook for him, however. Zevran might take initiative with this more often, though.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Both can cook well enough, but as I said, Frederic sometimes forgets about whats on the burner.Who is messier? Fred’s classrooms, labs, and bedroom are the only places that aren’t messy when it comes to him. Everything else has books and such laying about that he absolutely insists is in an order where he knows where everything is at. Granted he is more a clutter kind of messy than a trashy kind of messy.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Zevran, on purpose, Frederic because he will get around to changing it.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Zevran, if at all. Fred always folds his stuff up or sends it to the cleaner.Who forgets to flush the toilet? no one, on pain of death because that is fucking disgusting and Frederic will have none of it.Who is the prankster around the house? Zev, though Frederic tries his hand at it when he’s feeling particularly playful.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Fred dominates this category. Who mows the lawn? No one has to, Fred has an apartment.Who answers the telephone? ‘Hello and thank you for reaching the department of draconology. Unfortunately our dearest professor is occupied at the moment so his very handsome and very clever assistant will take a message for you.’Who does the vacuuming? Fred gets around to it, so if Zevran wants a more routine schedule he will have to do it himself.Who does the groceries? Zevran, as Frederic only gets snacks and microwaveable things.Who takes the longest to shower? Bath. And Fred does. Sometimes it takes even longer if Zevran comes around.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
Is money a problem? No, because Jeanette keeps on eye on Frederic’s spending. Zevran is free to pick up her job at anytime. How many cars do they own? Modern verse: none, unless Zevran has one. Frederic is not allowed to drive as his foot is made of lead and his driving is the most aggressive thing about him.Do they own their home or do they rent? Frederic likes his apartment and has no drive to own an actual house. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? City, which I believe Orlais is near a large river.Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? Frederic certainly does, but sometimes he does miss the country. I suspect nothing will compare to Antiva City for Zevran, however.What’s their song?What do they do when they’re away from each other? Productive things. Generally work keeps them apart.Where did they first meet? Orlais more likely. How did they first meet? Who knows! Who spends the most money when out shopping? Frederic. No contest.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Fred because he is a marvelous peacock, and though I can’t see Zevran being opposed to classing it up, I do not think he hits Frederic levels of flashy.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Both.Any mental issues? Both in their own respect, maybeWho’s terrified of bugs? Neither, though I don’t think Zevran is exactly thrilled over Fred’s bug collection.Who kills the spiders around the house? Zevran does, Frederic releases them or possibly keeps them to add to aforementioned collection.Their favourite place?Who pays the bills? Fred, as it’s his place and Zevran only crashes every so often. If they get more domestic than both, as both make a decent income. Do they have any fears for their future?Fred fears Zevran wont come back, be it because death or other such reasons.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? I say both are as likely to. It’s more common for Frederic to do so, though, as he both prefers to eat out and wants to make up for the last reservation he missed.Who uses up all of the hot water? Fred, assuming he gets to the bath/shower first. I can see this sometimes causes arguments, as Fred being a mage means he can just heat the cold water up, and therefore shouldn’t use up the not magic’d hot water.Who’s the tallest? Fred, but not by much. Not until he puts on his heels and then he has a smol elf.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Zevran. This is also how he gets his share of hot water.Who wanders around in their underwear? Zevran.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Frederic will sing along, though his loudest is not exactly loud. What do they tease each other about? What dont they tease each other about?Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Zevran sometimes has to help Frederic not be too much of a peacock.Do they have mutual friends? Zevran probably would fit in well with some of Frederic’s companions. Fred might acquaint himself with some of Zev’s, though I can see them being a bit much for him at one time. I really can’t say much on this.Who crushed first? Frederic most likely realized he was crushing before Zevran knew he had spaghetti feelings, if he did at all. Frederic called off casual sex, as he wasn’t willing to get attached to someone who wasn’t likely to return his feelings. The rest was up for Zevran’s decision.Any alcohol or substance related problems? Frederic is lactose intolerant and doesn’t give a shit. Fridays are his nights to eat cream puffs and NO ONE WILL TELL HIM OTHERWISE.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Zevran, if at all. Fred only drinks on social occasions and is a lightweight. He generally heads home early, though.Who swears the most? Definitely Zev.
