#zhanyu

[mingi-bubu]

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20230322 | Cr. 钛戈-展羽

[mishathewtf]

Zhan Junbai: You love me right?

Yu Tangchun: *being sarcastic* No, i don't love you

Zhan Junbai: *starting to cry* But I thought you did...

Yu Tangchun: *freaking out* NONNO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS BEING SARCASTIC IM SORRY-

[mishathewtf]

Chu Min: So what’s it like dating Boss Yu?

Zhan Junbai: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

[mishathewtf]

Zhan Junbai: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Yu Tangchun, pouting: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again

Zhan Junbai:

Zhan Junbai: Are you trying to seduce me into a healthy sleeping pattern?

Yu Tangchun: Is it working?

[mishathewtf]

Bad Guy: H-

Zhan Junbai, already crushing his windpipe with his bare hands: You shut the fuck up

Yu Tangchun: Why do people always think I'm joking when I tell them that you're literally insane

[mishathewtf]

Yu Tangchun: I’m going to take you out

Zhan Junbai: great, it’s a date!

Yu Tangchun: I meant that as a threat.

Zhan Junbai: See you at five!

[mishathewtf]

Bad Guy: Now that we've captured you, we're going to call your boyfriend

Yu Tangchun: Please don't

Bad Guy: Begging will get you nothing!

Yu Tangchun: You don't understand, he's going to cause a massive scene. I'm trying to save both of us the trouble here-

Zhan Junbai, busting through the wall with 20 heavily armoured men and a pair of guns himself: YU TANGCHUN

[mishathewtf]

Yu Tangchun: What is this!? This is murder!!!

Zhan Junbai: You call it murder, I call it a conversation starter

Yu Tangchun: NO-