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[mishathewtf]

pillowfort

hey guys, i made a pillowfort account if any of yall happen to have one and want to follow!

we'll see how much i decide to transfer over

mishathewtf

an adult mess | inbox open | not spoiler free

[storge]

Red Blood Cell, are you okay? I'm okay. We'll make sure oxygen gets through. Cells at Work! (2024) dir. Takeuchi Hideki

[storge]

Red Blood Cell… you're worthy. Cells at Work! (2024) dir. Takeuchi Hideki

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[jame7t]

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[fudemushi]

If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?

Not at all, it's very common

A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection

I would be surprised and assume there was some relation

I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related

Does anyone else with this last name even exist?

Voting ended onJun 3

[memecucker]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#it baffles me that there are still habsburgs

They made so so many of them...

[phantomrose96]

Every once in a while I'll get engaged where a piece of media where one character has a highly specific and non-obvious speaking quirk, which I myself don't notice but another fan or friend far more unwell than me will catch onto and inform me of. And then it's like I'm part of the secret true universe and any fan content breaking the rule will, inadvertently and in ways I cannot fault them for, brand themselves an imposter.

[phantomrose96]

Garnet StevenUniverse does not ask questions. Jax TheAmazingDigitalCircus does not curse. Probably 80% of the Homestuck fuckers have some flavor of this but I'm not unwell enough for that.

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[shiny-armin]

how anthropomorphic can these guys be... giving u-1146 tachycardia period

[copperbadge]

There’s a dude at the bus stop who is having a fight with someone over the phone, and I wish so hard I could hear both sides of the fight, because he just yelled

YOU need to adjust your PUNK ASS chakra!

I don’t know what this means either objectively or in his personal lived experience but he has some strong feelings about some punk ass chakras.

[copperbadge]

Found this one in the archives, felt like it needed a renaissance. So many people need to adjust their punk ass chakras.

[rararatigan]

[copperbadge]

It’s just….it’s so beautiful….

[dailycatsblog]

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[homunculus-argument]

Any time someone starts some bullshit about how humans are hyperindividualistic and inherently selfish and exclusively motivated by self-intetest, I'll just tell them to go ahead and go do it then. Go live alone. Fuck off into the woods to make sure that no society ever benefits from your presence. See if you can teach yourself how to make a spear out of a rock or a shelter for one from nothing but your own wits and the nature around you. Go see how natural that feels, how happy it makes you to know that you don't need nobody and that nobody's life is improved by your presence.

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[li-ion-battery]

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!