Heisei!Godzilla: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Shin Godzilla: ... I did. I broke th-
Heisei!Godzilla: No, no you didn’t. Zilla?
Zilla: Don’t look at me. Look at Final.
FW!Godzilla: What? I didn’t break it.
Zilla: Huh. That’s weird. How did you know it was broken?
FW!Godzilla: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Zilla: Suspicious.
FW!Godzilla: No, it’s not!
Legendary!Godzilla: If it matters, probably not, but Mire was the last one to use it.
Mire!Godzilla: LIAR, I don’t even drink that crap!
Legendary!Goji: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Mire!Godzilla: I use the wooden stirs to push back my dorsal plates, everyone KNOWS that, LEGENDARY!
Shin Godzilla: Okay okay, let’s not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it.
Heisei!Godzilla: NO! Who broke it?!
Everyone:
FW!Godzilla: Heisei... Ultima has been really quiet.
Godzilla Ultima: Really?! Oh my-
Everyone: *arguing and fighting*
Heisei!Godzilla: I broke it. I burnt my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces with a pig head on a stick.
Heisei!Godzilla: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
