#zim pls

[irkborne]

red, the tallest that tolerates zim and gives him a fighting chance compared to purple who would rather throw him out of the nearest airlock: zim if i give you a sandwich will you shut the fuck up zim: yes red, gives him a sandwich: zim, taking the sandwich and shutting up for five seconds: so as i was saying,,,, i was like,,,,--- red, thinking: this bitch still talking back to me????? / /?????

[invaderofdoom]

‘hey you’re robot dogs really cute! did you build it yourself?’

     “Yes, he is quite MARVELOUS, Irken technology is QUITE impressive and- WAITAMINUTE!” The compliment had managed to throw Zim completely off guard, forgetting for a moment that it was a human who had addressed him. A huamn with an oddly shaped head, but still a HUMAN.

“This is no robot dog, SEE?” He held up GIR and shoved him in the human’s face for a moment before promptly throwing the SIR unit off to the side, where he wandered off with no complain, probably going back to do whatever he had been up to before this unfortunate encounter. “No, he is just a perfectly normal Urth dog. YOU SAW NOTHING!”

[queenburd]

Im

Im just.

There are no words.