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Technically Necrophilia (but it's consensual)

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*scribbles graffiti unhelpfully all over Dave’s fic*

#it's less beta reading than it is........................... like.............................. pregaming #zippkat #spikekat

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I AM 100% SERIOUS I LOVE HIKING AND MOUNTAINS AND I WOULD BE SO GAME

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

#dubstep swells triumphally in the background #zippkat

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Dude are you actually serious, because even without winning the yearlong lottery for tickets, you can go quite a ways on a really nice hike until you reach the “mountain only accepts this many people pr year” point

if you ever go to a California con & I were financially solvent, like both of these things at the same time, I stg I would move heaven and earth to roadtrip it out to that damn mountain and go partway up it w you

#one more thing to put on my list and then never do but then SOMEDAY LIKE #zippkat

you are my sunshine/my only sunshine/you make me happy/when skies are grey/you'll never know dear/how much i love you/please dont take my sunshine away

i love you dave, my sweet, precious, baby boy and I am eternally proud of you.

#zippkat #i kno it u #because this is the song i think of every time i see ur sweet face #best son #Anonymous

I am watching an extremely scary movie and I've tried leaving my cursor in the middle of the screen, skyping Dave, getting drunk, rooting for the monster, and holding my rigid talons in attack-pose before my face so I can only see bits of the screen sort of through them

nothing helps

#IT ISN'T EVEN ALL THAT SCARY OBJECTIVELY?#it's just that the scary that it IS #is faces leaping out at you scary!!!!!!#I keep being worried that there will be a jump scare of a scary vengeful ghost face all comin at the camera like WHOA #zippkat #I JUST ATE A DINNER THOUGH PERHAPS THAT WILL HELP ME #I AM WARM AND FULL AND TIPSY FUCK YOU GHOSTS #FUCK YOU!!!

zippkat replied to your post:mildly related, to those following along at home:...

GENTLY FACE SCUTTLES TOWARD YOU, SWAYING IN A COMFORTING MANNER

if it's JUST YOUR FACE i.e. littler than me I am totally fine as long as there's no launching

bends down and presses foreheads woefully with your disembodied, scuttling face

#zippkat #the world is scary #and one needs to learn when others are approaching with kindness #on their many tiny legs

zippkat replied to your post:zippkat replied to your post:CRANKS OWL CITY TO...

I ACTUALLY HAD A PHASE IN MY LIFE WHERE I WOULD RANDOMLY STROKE/TICKLE PEOPLE’S NECKS AND WHISPER/SCREAM “NECK SKIN” SO. POSSIBLY OUR DREAM SELVES SHOULD NOT MEET

SHRILL SKREELING

#zippkat #rUNS #CURLS UP INTO FETAL POSITION #and boUNDS AWAY INTO THE DISTANCE #of course really my reflex is to then go for the monster's throat #but since biting isn't allowed #I get stuck on 'curling up'

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