#zizzyiscrying

[shaneshrine]

lee are you trans?

“I also don’t HATE the name ‘Miles’... I just don’t want to be referred to as such. Reason is.. I’m not particularly fond of the folks that conceived me.”

“I love my parents but... The last two were.. Bad.”

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Indigo: we have a confession to make. We made up those lies on the spot

Judge: we also killed a man 6 years ago in Nebraska

Indigo: we wanted to feel like god!

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Indigo: look at this huge moth I found

Prez: get that shit out of here

Indigo letting moth loose in building: oh there he goes :3

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Yellow: I have a god complex

Stratus: but aren’t you actually god?

Yellow: No! The complex is that no one believes that I'm not!

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

Purple: if I punched a kid in kindergarten I would be boasting about it for sure-

Wallis: BOAST?! What are you, born in the 1800s

Purple: It’s a good fucking word!

[offscreen-gloomverse-probably]

-At the Magic Show-

Assistant: Okay, everything will be fine. What’s the worst that could happen?

Cakegirl rolling up on her cake giant: This is what I call a pro gamer move.

[askgvpi]

....how...how does one get into a situation where this is the only way?

((A combination of MANY bad things happening at the same time!))