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Zodia's Book of Numbers - 1972 (cover illustration by Gene Billbrew)

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Hello, star romantics!

Today we will find out which of the zodiac signs can claim the title of the main hero of love. Are you ready? And most importantly, be patient, because there will be a bit of sarcasm here!

Pisces: Dreamers with a capital D Oh, Pisces! These gentle souls live in a romantic comedy, and in the lead role, with music, dramatic pauses and tears on the pillow. One look is enough for them to find the "love of their life". Ask them to pass the salt, and voila, you are already the object of adoration!

But remember: for Pisces, details matter. Forget to say goodnight - get ready for an Oscar-level melodrama. However, for them, this is not a problem, but an opportunity to make the plot even more interesting.

Libra: Flirting is their middle name Libras are real diplomats in the world of love. They flirt easily and naturally, even with a coffee machine. Why not? Harmony, beauty, and for everyone to admire their charm - these are the three whales on which their romance is built.

But here's the problem: their eternal doubts can confuse anyone. "Do I love you or not?" — this is a question that even Libra themselves often don't know the answer to. But how gracefully they hold a pause!

Sagittarius: Seekers of the Star Spark Sagittarius are eternal adventurers. They love everyone at once, because life is short and the world is so big! For them, love should be light, like their travel backpack. No drama, just fun and freedom.

Try to put a Sagittarius in front of a choice, and he will immediately offer a compromise: "Listen, let's just enjoy the moment?" If you like ease and spontaneity, this sign is definitely for you.

If you liked it, like and subscribe! And also look at the profile header - there is a lot of interesting things there. Further there will be even more astrological stories and a drop of sarcasm! 🌌

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Original: by Franz Von Stuck -FIRMAMENT

Etymology: from Late Latin firmāmentum, “sky” (considered as fixed above the earth), from Latin for “prop, support”, from firmāre, “to make firm”.

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Credit to Nique le Brun for editing and the commissioned background. 

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