#zodiac thing

[slaykingkalezic]

the signs as songs

aries: gary numan - cars

taurus: gary numan - cars

gemini: gary numan - cars

cancer: gary numan - cars

leo: gary numan - cars

virgo: gary numan - cars

libra: gary numan - cars

scorpio: gary numan - cars

sagittarius: gary numan - cars

capricorn: gary numan - cars

aquarius: gary numan - cars

pisces: gary numan - cars

[innerlighet]

my leo sun and aries moon @ the sun signs

Aries: you say what you think without any sugar coating and I respect you for that, but you also scare the shit out of me

Taurus: sit down bitch get that others have different opinions and they could be just as right as you think you are

Gemini: I know so many geminis u guys are so soft but also ruthless u keep it going

Cancer: my sweet summer babies...I love you

Leo: I will either hate you or love you but it's most probably the former one because there can only be one queen here and that's ME

Virgo: idk...y'all are passive aggressive as shit...stop whining about it and get off ur ass and just do it...

Libra: *standing ovation*

Scorpio: why am I crushing on you all the time...I like the idea of you but as soon as you start talking about how you want a family I'm #gone #👋🏻bye

Sagittarius: what rock are you hiding under why don't I know any of you

Capricorn: ????? no clue my guy do you share a rock with the sagittarius people or???

Aquarius: please...just...pay attention to me...

Pisces: so soft...like just so pure...also weird fucking sense of humour but please just let me protect you from the evils of the world

[its-allrelative]

The Signs and their fav Carry On Character

Aries: Penny

Taurus: Penny

Gemini: Penny

Cancer: Penny

Leo: Penny

Virgo: Penny

Libra: Penny

Scorpio: Penny

Sagittarius: Penny

Capricorn: Penny

Aquarius: Penny

Pisces: Penny

[tokaydokay]

I'm a Taurus but I was actually supposed to be born at close to the end of August so I like to think I'm a Virgo at heart because 90% of that stuff applies to me

[talkingllama]

the signs in the zombiepocalypse

zombies: taurus,scorpio,cancer

survivors: leo,aquarius,libra

infected: aries,capricorn,gemini

died trying to save everyone: pisces,virgo,sagittarius

[ghostfishdotjpg]

am I the only one who doesn’t know what my zodiac is anymore thanks to the new zodiac dates??? like it’s just like ‘am I capricorn or sagittarius?’ idk man like this shit is weird and i don’t even know which one everybody else is because of this like do you know the newer dates or the old ones?? like it’s super confusing and idk??

[mirotics]

The signs and which footballer they should date

Aries: Carlos Tevez Taurus: Arjen Robben Gemini: Marouane Fellaini Cancer: Diego Costa Leo: Harry Kane Virgo: Pepe Libra: Álvaro Arbeloa Scorpio: Cesc Fábregas Sagittarius: Luis Suárez Capricorn: John Terry Aquarius: Wayne Rooney Pisces: Robin Van Persie

[tricksterbae]

Signs on a scale of 1 to 10 in perfection

Aries: 10

Taurus: 10

Gemini: 10

Cancer: 10

Leo: 10

Virgo: 10

Libra: 10

Scorpio: 10

Sagittarius: 10

Capricorn: 10

Aquarius: 10

Pieces: 10