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FREE TAROT READING IS NOW OPEN HERE TO REQUESTS!

*No health questions!

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FREE TAROT READING - FOR TWO DAYS!!! (10-11/9)

Hey, I got two days off from work and I feel like doing some Tarot reading. (I am a proffesional Tarot reader).

If there’s anyone here who needs some help, advice - about job, romance, career, family problems or anything - I’m here.

You can send me a mesege (anonymous or on chat) and I will make you a free reading.

Please just note this:

-I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT MEDICAL PROBLEMS (like if you want to ask me if you should go through some medical process) - answering these kind of questions is illigal, so please do not try me.

-I will answer the moment I can, so please be patient.

-I can not take responsability about choices you’re making after hearing my advice.

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[The Zodiac Dude!] Hey dude wanna fuck?

Aries: PFFFFF YEAH WHO DOESN’T

Taurus: you need to take me to a dinner first dude

Gemini: with you or in general?

Cancer: dude this is such an embarrassing question i don't even know you lol but yeah i actually do

Leo: sorry dude if i’d be fucking everyone who ask me to i’ll be fucking all day

Virgo: the question you should be asking me is if I wanna fuck with YOU, and no I don’t.

Libra: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW LOL >\\D

Scorpio: do you have to breathe? is the world round? does the sun comes out every morning? Does the scorpion wants to get laid?

Sagittarius: sure man wanna go to my place my parents are out for today and i got pizza coupons!!! P;

Capricorn: I don't think you’re going to keep up with me and honestly I don’t think I want you to

Aquarius: do you happen to have an alien fetish in bed?..... It’s just so hard to find these days.

Pisces: yEAHHH haha dAHHH why did someone told you that he’s into me or something??? wAIT IS IT MARK?!?!?! tell him I noticed his dirty stares in class today ;) tHAT NAUGHTY FOX!

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Bones

I’m stronger than my monsters: Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

I’m taller than my walls: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

I’m deeper than my abysses: Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces

I’m weaker than my bones: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aqarius, Pisces

Don’t Let Your Own Bones Stop You. Beat your monsters, jump over your walls, get under your abysses, break through your bones.

You can do anything. The world awaits for you, just take it all

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No one knows what it's like... [Behind Blue Eyes by The Who]

to be the bad man: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn

to be the sad man: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

to be hated: Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

to be fated to telling only lies: Gemini, Leo, Libra

No one knows what it’s like to be you. You don’t know what it’s like to be someone else.

So guys… stop judging each other.

You’ve never being where they have being, you’ve never lived their dark places that they should live in each day in their heart.

We constantly judge ourselves on the most harsh painful ways, so there’re really no reasons for others to judge us too.

Accept each other. Love everyone for what they are, accept all sides.

When you will, you will discover amazing worlds in each other.

Because eventually... EACH ONE OF US just want to be loved.

The bad man. The sad man. The hated. The one who fated to tell lies. They all want to feel loved. They (we) are all the same. They all live inside of us. They are all us.

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The Signs as stupid things I SAID in real life

Aries: "Someday I'm going to sell my soul to the devil only so I could help people with my devil powers."

Taurus: *Fighting someone in the playstation* he: "haha I fUCKED YOU" me: "yeah you'd wish you could fuck me" *beats him*

Gemini: [to my teacher] "why do we have to read this article I mean it's so stupid" teacher: "ok... what so stupid about it?" me: "..............I don't know its just stupid."

Cancer: "I hate it when the horoscope says that I'm not emotional. Sometimes I start crying because of it!!!"

Leo: "Girls I say when we'll get to the hotel we all should run in the boys' hallway wearing towels only! now wHO'S WITH ME?!"

Virgo: "I can clean school if you want. for money of course." Teacher: "thats ok there's a professional cleaner here :)" me:*look around* "...doesn't seem like it..."

Libra: "k its 6pm, time to wear my babydoll."

Scorpio: "One time I saw someone looking into my window while I got undressed. I continued on undressing"

Sagittarius: "BEING TOO CAREFUL IS STUPID I MEAN I CAN SIT IN MY OWN HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A TRUCK WILL BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND RUN OVER ME"

Capricorn: [to a male co-worker] "I say you hit on the female customers and I hit on the male customers and this way we'll sell more."

Aquarius: "there's no way I'm going to throw away old books dad" "but WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY OLD BOOKS" "I'M AN INTELLIGENT PERSON"

Pisces: "Why does sea fruits called "fruits" anyway? I mean have you ever seen an apple with feelers?"

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Zodiac Situation Game! #3

Guy on the right (pencil in the nose): Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Guy on the left (glasses): Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

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I got love on my fingers: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

Lust on my tongue: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius