#zoeyk

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In some places to potty train their kids they just make them walk around in their undies so that if they shit themselves they’re publicly humiliated

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my ‘comfort zone’ is just my bedroom

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"We need to talk" No we need to dance

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Ah yes the chicken nougat is a poplar delicacy among us Earth ones

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The most hipster hipster I know is a guy named Valerie and he wears backwards snapbacks, hispter glasses and woolly trousers

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Today in chemistry one kid electrocuted his nipple with the reason “well someone had to”

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Interviewer: & why do you think you have what it takes to be Miss Universe 2014?

Me: someone on the internet said i was cute once

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Instead of "have some composure, where is your posture?" I always sing;

"have some composture-"

and then everyone's like is she singing about gardening again