#zoeypost

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

Everything that uses it/it's is so cool and I love you.

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

I'm feel really little and happy and it makes me wanna jump around and hug all my friends and be like hii I love you I love you I love you -w-

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

I'll have you know, I am in fact pacing around my appartment inconsolable thinking about this.

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

I am still eternally stuck between the siren being ramona's chunnibyou headmate who's the dump pit for all her ambition and selfishness(good & bad) vs the physical reality of the siren being her chaser rapest situationship who's gaslighting her about saying yes.

The siren is not anything other than her alter mechanically, she only exists as a character in text, in ramona's head talking to her.

But she is also a seperate person with recorded history in lore and is intended to serve the specific role of bastard manipulator.

Gaahhh. These women will plague me forever >:-w

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

Thinking about just going limp and letting someone else do as they please. Being washed in a bath, having your hair brushed and styled. Someone else shaving your face and body. Being dressed up in cute outfits. All the while just, lying there motionless.

To be handled like someone's beloved doll, to trust someone enough to let them be so delicate. To know they'll do exactly as they're told even when your bones are made of lead and you can't move or speak at all.

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

Don't be a coward. Get your face in there and eat out her diaper like it's a pussy.

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

Got to a conversation about toys and such and have been mentally attacked by the memory on how impossibly expensive they are now.

I went out on a date with my puppy friend to a cafe and local toy store to get some legos a few months ago. I looked around the transformers section just for a bit and goodness. $85. For a five inch megatron?? How are little kids gonna save up pocket money for that..

[zoeyfromtheinternet]

Is it normal after having a couple drinks that when your girlfriend gets flirty and touches you her face melts off into featureless gore and every stroke of her hands on your body feels like metal thorns that tear away at your skin tear away at your meat tear away at your bones and hands wrap around your neck and strangle you untill you cannot breathe.

Asking for a friend.